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This... is zombo com...</option> <option>Don't tase me, bro!</option> <option>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD</option> <option>lol u tk him 2da bar</option> <option>{</option> <option>That's 10 bucks well spent.</option> <option>Grab her HARBL!!!1ONE</option> <option>Pool's closed due to AIDS</option> <option>Lol, internet</option> <option>All kids out of the pool for adult swim</option> <option>You're the man now, dog!</option> <option>Unregistered Hypercam 2!</option> <option>Lol, limewire</option> <option>FRAG THESE NOOBS</option> <option>BOOM headshot!</option> <option>Longcat is looooong</option> <option>IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!1ONE</option> <option>Numa numa yay!</option> <option>Ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka...</option> <option>WHEN I WAS</option> <option>Accessing iTunes Store...</option> <option>How don't you know about SomethingAwful?</option> <option>*sigh* Back when we used to upload flash animation on Newgrounds just for the fun of it</option> <option>DSFARGEG</option> <option>You, sir, win over 9000 internets!</option> <option>*sip* Yep, TOTSE, now THAT was a site</option> <option>*sip* Yep, FYAD, now THAT was a board</option> <option>The default name is supposed to be ANONYMOUS, not CHUD!!!</option> <option>How do I shot web?</option> <option>BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MY DICK</option> <option>Shit was SO cash</option> <option>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?</option> <option>The Internet is serious business</option> <option>It's a series of tubes</option> <option>No! This will hurt someone!</option> <option>ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT</option> <option>Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten.</option> <option>Time to document the latest LiveJournal drama on Encyclopedia Dramatica!</option> <option>JEWS DID WTC</option> <option>I am in your base killing your d00ds</option> <option>HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS</option> <option>THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN. Were you offended by what you just saw? Please scroll SLOWLY to the bottom of this page and we will be happy to rectify your situation. =)</option> <option>How is babby formed?</option> <option>WELCOME TO RECORD BREAKING WEB SITE of MAHIR !!!!!!!!!!</option> <option>Welcome... to Zombocom...</option> <option>Zeeky Boogy Doog!</option> <option>But I am le tired...</option> <option>WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?</option> <option>Lol b&, hope you got 10bux</option> <option>Punch the keys, for god's sake!</option> <option>Charlie bit me!</option> <option>Duckroll'd</option> <option>Do NOT talk about /b/!</option> <option>OP is a Template:4chanwordfiltertextgot</option> <option>Ding, fries are done!</option> <option>This page ate my balls!</option> <option>The cool thing about elephants is that, they have really, really long, um, trunks</option> <option>You BROKE my LIFE. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE</option> <option>LOLDONGS</option> <option>How long can YOU watch monsquaz.swf for?</option> <option>THE DOPEFISH LIVES!</option> <option>Found a hobo in my room</option> <option>Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate</option> <option>Nigga stole my bike!</option> <option>Chocolate rain!</option> <option>A cat is fine too...</option> <option>HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!</option> <option>DO IT FAGGOT</option> <option>HA HA HA, OH WOW</option> <option>INTERNET HATE MACHINE</option> <option>I'm 12 years old and what is this?</option> <option>I DON'T BELIEVE IT! HABEEB IT!</option> <option>you are an idiot! ☺ ☺ ☺</option> <option>Okay, hi. Okay. My name is Boxxy.</option> <option>Oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer</option> <option>Still...nothing justifies 5'ing burning kittens. Not even Doom music.</option> <option>ROFLCOPTER</option> <option>O RLY?</option> <option>Hausemaster lives in his mom's basement</option> <option>LEEERROOOYYY JEEEEENKINS!</option> <option>All your base are belong to us.</option> <option>Luigi, look! It's from Bowser!</option> <option>GB2Gaia</option> <option>I hope she made lots of spaghetti!</option> <option>AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</option> <option>BEYBLADES!</option> <option>Peanut Butter Jelly Time!</option> <option>I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?</option> <option>wordswordswords send this message to 10 other people or you will have bad luck for 500 years</option> <option>RickRoll'D</option> <option>It's called a USB line... I'll show you later.</option> <option>Warez.</option> <option>TROLOLO</option> <option>Tits or GTFO</option> <option>And how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she's been through!?</option> <option>Put shoe on head.</option> <option>Mr. T ate my balls.</option> <option>********* HAPPYNET: THE NET THAT'S HAPPIER THAN YOU! *********</option> <option>Do you know anybody from 'Bielefeld'?</option> <option>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.</option> <option>I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me.</option> <option>FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU</option> <option>With this in mind, we are proud to now offer to you the animal complement of this art form; the Bonsai Kitten.</option> <option>You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.</option> <option>Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!</option> <option>A winner is you</option> <option>HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA</option> <option>Boom goes the dynamite!</option> <option>Appalachian is HOT! HOT! HOT!</option> <option>It's time to d-d-d-d-duel!</option> <option>So long, gay Bowser!</option> <option>This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.</option> <option>THAT'S WRITE MOTHERFUCKERS, IM GONNA GET IT! 57M GET!</option> <option>Sup 4chan</option> <option>4CHAN PARTY VAN: Somehow not as funny when it's parked in your driveway.</option> <option>Milhouse is not a meme.</option> <option>I WENT THROUGH 7 PROXIES GOOD LUCK.</option> <option>ANOTHER ONE ADDED TO THE MUTE LIST, MMMHMMM</option> <option>BRBFBI</option> <option>Did he died?</option> <option>GENTLEMEN.</option> <option>EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN</option> <option>Don't worry, I'm from the Internet.</option> <option>LINK MAH BOIIIII</option> <option>hey /g/ I need your help I accidentally 93MB of .rar files what should I do...is this dangerous ?</option> <option>I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.</option> <option>Goodnight, sweet prince.</option> <option>feels good man</option> <option>>tfw no gf</option> <option>THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS</option> <option>And it is written that every day shall be Caturday.</option> <option>Mike's really strong, like REALLY STRONG</option> <option>when you quickscope a jew nigger brony on 9/11</option> <option>FatPat: Yup</option> <option>Repub if 'nigga is in debt because he couldn't control his credit card' is your favorite Kanye album</option> <option>MAMA *BLEEP*A!</option> <option>Bring me a football helmet filled with cottage cheese!</option> <option>WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT!</option> <option>THEN WHO WAS PHONE?</option> <option>So I herd u liek mudkipz</option> <option>If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.</option> <option>FUKKEN SAVED</option> <option>ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH</option> <option>FOUR MORE YEARS!</option> <option>For more games visit http://www.roblox.com</option> </choose>" <choose uncached> <option>File:Ieven polka.mp3</option> <option>File:Theyre taking the hobbits to isengard.mp3</option> <option>File:I LIKE YOUR HAT.mp3</option> <option>File:ROWROWFIGHTTHEPOWAH.mp3</option> <option>File:Machine code is no more.mp3</option> </choose>