Carfentanil

Cartenafil, also known as Wildnil, or Cuckoldfil (Marge who the fuck wrote this is a drug manufactured by the CIA in case a patient in Calm is relapsing. As you all know, Calm is a SNOPES proved way to keep the Aryanic race down. As part of the invention of Calm by workers at the ‘sylum, and the extremely rare relapse, the cia partnered with the workers to create a opioid known as Wildnil (later changed to Cartenafil) to prevent a accident with the /calm/police.

History

[[Marge who the fuck wrote this|Chosen for its high therapeutic index, carfentanil was first sold in 1986 under the brand name "Wildnil" for use in combination with an α2-receptor agonist as a tranquilizing agent 9  for ungulates like hippos, rhinos, and elephants, and large carnivores.Commercial production of Wildnil ceased in 2003; the drug is now available only in compounded form and not available for veterinary use due to human abuse This is because the cia Indians decided to manufacture it as a human drug called Cartenafil in 2003, because they caved in to the Mexican gringos o algo. In 2019, LQrd DQnald TQump forced the CIA to make it illegal, and only for Calm use. Despite this, almost 200 people die a month from Cartenafil use in the United States.