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Soyjak.party is a website dedicated to soyjaks.!Its most thriving board is /soy/. Soyjak.party also known as the 'party, the 'arty, the sharty,and Soyjak.st is a soyjak website started by Soot and is currently owned by Quote and the janny cabal fuckers.

(brief) History

On 4cuck's /qa/ board soyjakking emerged as one of the various shitposting factions at the time. Soot created and shilled the imageboard he made, when the tranny jannies SHUT IT DOWN a vast majority of 'jakkers moved to the site. for 2020 and a bit of 2021 Soot ruled with a light grip but was plagued with 'p spam and various undesirables coaling up the site. Due to real life and general dissatisfaction with ownership, Soot sold the website to Yuri (LOL) “Kuz” (he’s a fucking nigger) Kuznetsov of the Kolyma Network. Kuz got niggeraids in 2022 and had to sell the site to someone, originally he wanted to gift it to Doll (his manager) but the niggerfaggottrannykikejewKUZ2 Max took it and forced Doll to bid for it against others. With Kuz's help he got the website but he realized he spent all his money buying the site and couldn't maintain it, thus began the Soypocalypse. A character known as Froot appeared and offered to buy the site while sharing power with Doll and Angeleno (the soywiki owner) creating the Soyumvirate, this balance of power would shift and be centralized into Froot due to Doll taking a step back and Angeleo leaving the soysphere beginning the era of the NEU FRQQTIST QRDER. Froot quickly became the Soysphere's most controversial admin banning anyone and anything he didn't like as well as the infamous 100 board plan (mocking Kuz's 5 board plan) that was used to filter out groups he didn't like. after about 1 year of direct Frootist rule and 2 years of Froot getting high off galaxy gas and putting ads on the sharty, Froot was bored and said he had "people he needed to protect" (he got pregnant) so he gave the site to Quote (his manager) who hired 9a0c who is a good admin but is stopped by Soysneed who does all 7 of the shitty things Quote does.

Sharty is also better and won. Sidson.city is a fucking Splinter The Splinter is trash Fuck Sidson.city Sharty won!