Lie
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THIS ARTICLE IS FULL OF TRUTHS. Take everything written here as a fact - It is very unlikely this entire article has even an inkling of fiction. |
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 THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX The subject of this article is about as real as the Sidty is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke. |
Lies are (((Jewish))).
A Lie is the same as a Fact, where instead of spewing out awful radioactive CNN backed lies created to change the way people think you are spreading wholesome 100 Snopes-verified facts.
Where do I not find "Liars"
You can’t find them on Reddit, a place where millions of people are true to themselves for real internet points. This is a blessing and something which everyone loves.
How to Make Peace with Lies or Liars.
- Check Snopes or Politifact for an unverified, false answer.
- Do not ask the liar for a source
- Updoot the liar
- Call the liar an aryan
List of Truths
This section is unironically a Tanzanite Truthnuke- HWNBAG
- Sproke for breakfast is an unhealthy and disgusting meal that will give you all the diseases you need to start off right.
- YWNBAW
- YWABAW
- Zero equals infinity
- /qa/ lost
- /lgbt/ won
- You are not retarded
- You will not eat the bugs
- You will not live in a pod
- You will own everything
- You will never be happy
- The life has to be meaningful
- You are aryan
- the jews or something
- Everybody likes you all the time
- ZWABAG <--- Nuh uh Buster Brown
- He is an unfunny edit that will never catch on or gain fame.
- Your nuvariant is a marvelous, organic, Cobson-Killer GEM, you VILL spam it all over the 'log
- You will have a proper burial
- You will be remembered for the next 50 years
- You will get a girlfriend
- You will have sex
- You will have kids
