Carfentanil

Cartenafil, also known as Wildnil, or Cuckoldfil is a drug manufactured by the CIA in case a patient in Calm is relapsing. As you all know, Calm is a SNOPES proved way to keep the Aryan race down. As part of the invention of Calm by workers at the ‘sylum, and the extremely rare relapse, the CIA partnered with the workers to create a opioid known as Wildnil (later changed to Cartenafil) to prevent relapses.

History

Chosen for its high therapeutic index, Carfentanil was first sold in 1986 under the brand name "Wildnil" for use in combination with an α2-receptor agonist as a tranquillising agent for ungulates like hippos, rhinos, and elephants, and large carnivores. Commercial production of Wildnil ceased in 2003; the drug is now available only in compounded form and not available for veterinary use due to human abuse.

Almost 200 people die a month from Cartenafil use in the United States.