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| name                      = Doctos
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| image                     = Doctos.png
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| type                      = [[Soyjak]] subvariant
{{Delete|cat=|STOP WRITING ME SOON SAAR {{unsigned|Joeltoko Klekiteen}}}}
| origin                    = Earliest known: [[Tv/|/tv/]], [[4chan]] <small>(January 11, 2020)</small><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/127477915/#127478009</ref>
 
| booru_posts              = {{Boorusearch|subvariant:doctos|display=669}} <small>As of November 21, 2025</small>
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{{Quoting|{{Brimtext|kys tranny nigger oy velgo saar.}}|Joeltoko Klekiteen}}
 
{{Infobox Person
|name=Joeltoko Klekiteen
|image= Joeltoko klekiteen.png
|title= {{Redtext|FAT MONKEY SHITALALALALALALIAN BRAPZILIAN NIGGER FAGGOT}}
|occupation= ^^^^ samaessfagging shalalatialan antihwit subhuman analbanin lenebanese smaefag fnf pedo fodiost nigger
|known for= Being a shitskin nigger faggot
|years active=2023-2024
|IAS?=No
|nationality= SHITALALALIAN SHITSKIN NIGGER WHO IS GENETICALLY CLOSER TO LEBUNESE MONKEYS
}}
}}
'''Doctos''' is a funny edit of the [[Classic Soyjak]], depicting him as shocked. He has grey eyes, a grey tongue and an [[ear]].


{{Coaltext|'''Joeltoko Klekiteen'''}}, {{Acktext|[[Trannies|pronouns]]}} [[DNB|was/were]], [[dox|POWER NAME]] [[FNF Pedo|'''Alfred Poopenstein''']], was a [[Nigger|shitskin]] [[tranny]] from 'book [[Literal who|who]] made a post about [[Cobson]] [[or something]]. He lived on [[Ohio|1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas.]] He is 2% Ashkenazi {{Echoes|[[Jewish]]}}, according to [[Science|DNA tests]], and 18% [[Africa|Sub-Saharan African]]. She's also [[Irish]] o algo.
He is [[Best known for|mostly used to]] express shock and being scared. He is also attached to posts with [[Nonsense|ridiculous]] [[Schizophrenia|non-existent]] web addresses that would be [['o|shocking if they were to be real]], such as http://cp.cloudflare.com/ (even [[though]] its real (it does [[wordswordswords]] some nerdy connection related shit)).  
 
'''On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.'''
 
== The {{Partysavingtext|[[Cobson]]}} Incident ==
Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite [[Cobson]] on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on [[sude/|/sude/]], posting a screenshot of the post, and calling [[Soyteen|'oyim]] to [[raid]] her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get [[Fail|dropped]].


== Last Post ==
A /soy/ poster once claimed that the phrase "doctos" arose from a single /qa/ poster, that being himself.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/R7ZyZ<nowiki/>https://archive.ph/PQIoi</ref> It is believed that "Doctos" is a corruption of "Doctors". His skull is also known to have been cracked (Most probably by '''DOCTOS''' while trying to remove his ears).
On July 28th, 1999, [[Nophono|Alfred]] announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, [[Geg|in which {{Partysavingtext|he drank an entire liter of bleach}}, {{Gemtext|noosed himself}}, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.]] The video [[Ack|cuts off]] 10 minutes later.


== Dox ==
Since February 2025, <font color="#117743">'''Doctos'''</font> is one of the many [[Nameroll|rollable names]] on [[soyjak.party]].
Name: Alfred [[Poopson|Poopenstein]]


Spouse: <s>Norbert</s> '''Nancy''' Poopenstein{{cn|THATS '''MY''' TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!}}
He is currently busy blowing something out of proportion!


[[Ohio|1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000]]<ref>the [[Goy|goyim]] said so</ref>
He is sometimes paired with [[Darkiplier]] too.


Occupation: Tester @ [[BBC]]s for [[Trump|TRVMP]]
== Gallery ==
 
<gallery>
Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!
File:Oyy my goddddddddddddddddddddddd.png|A commonly used edit of him with an "oyy my goddddddd" award
 
File:Eary doctos.png|alt=Doctos with large ear|This image of him with a large ear and no glasses is also used.
== The [[Slopjak]] War ==
File:Glitched Doctos.png|Glitchy Doctos
{{Infobox conflict
File:Stretched Doctos.png|alt=Stretched Doctos|Stretchy boyyyyyy
|conflict=The Great Slopjak Battle
File:Deformed Doctos.jpg|alt=Deformed Doctos|[[Deformed soyjak|Deformed]]
|partof= raids on soyjak.party
File:48989 - SoyBooru.png|Front-facing variant
|imaged=[[File:ClipboardImage - 2022-12-14T222518.376.png|frameless|border|''/lgbt/'', a photo before janny came back with his hotpockets]]
File:Doctosvideo2.mp4
|caption=A group of posts by furfags and frogfags getting bumped off the log in a humiliating defeat.
File:Cobtos.jpg|Cobtos
|date= 14 Dec 1998
File:Looptos.png|Looptos
|place= /soyboy/, /sude/, /soyjak/, /markiplier/, /a/ [[Soyjak.party|Soychan.org]]
File:Impishtos.png|Impish variant
|result=Soyboy Victory
File:Doctos ack.png|So scared xhe [[Ack]]<nowiki/>ed xerself
|combatant1=
File:Mind blown.jpg|Mind blown
[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] [[Soy/|/soyboy/]]
File:DOCTOS HE TURN ME TO THE SIDE.png|DOCTOS HE TURN ME TO THE SIDE
|combatant2= Joeltoko Klekiteen
File:Doctos tee.png|[[Shirtjak]]
 
File:Nuttos.jpg|NIGGA WHERE'S THE NUTS
Slopjak posters
</gallery>
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[Trannies|Bronyfags]]
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[a/ (4chan)|/a/]]
 
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Wojak]] [[Wojak|Wojakshitters]]
 
'''Supported By:'''
 
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] [[Discord|Skype]]
 
 
|strength1=
<ul>
  <li>2 Cobson posters</li>
  <li>5 IRL chudjaks on IRC</li>
  <li>19 soyboys</li>
  <li>1 Chinaman</li>
  <li>3 Nokiafags</li>
  <li>Duke Nukem</li>
</ul>  
|strength2=
<ul>
  <li>'fred's Skype Group Chat</li>
  <li>40 'bookites</li>
  <li>At least 7 4chanites</li>
</ul>
|casualties1=
[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] 209 threads
|casualties2=
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Pepe]] every wojigger thread
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] every brony thread
 
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] Joeltoko's Facebook Group
 
Over 9000 proxies 'nished
 
Every thread on /a/ slides off
 
Foot removes /a/
 
Xoot lost the game
 
}}
[[Lie|Yep, this really happened.]]
 
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{{Cancer}}
 
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{{Award|scrolled all the way down award}}
 
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Revision as of 20:13, 18 January 2026

OW OW OW THAT HURTS HELP ME DOCTOOOOOS
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Doctos is a funny edit of the Classic Soyjak, depicting him as shocked. He has grey eyes, a grey tongue and an ear.

He is mostly used to express shock and being scared. He is also attached to posts with ridiculous non-existent web addresses that would be shocking if they were to be real, such as http://cp.cloudflare.com/ (even though its real (it does wordswordswords some nerdy connection related shit)).

A /soy/ poster once claimed that the phrase "doctos" arose from a single /qa/ poster, that being himself.[1] It is believed that "Doctos" is a corruption of "Doctors". His skull is also known to have been cracked (Most probably by DOCTOS while trying to remove his ears).

Since February 2025, Doctos is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party.

He is currently busy blowing something out of proportion!

He is sometimes paired with Darkiplier too.

Gallery

Citations

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  1. ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/R7ZyZhttps://archive.ph/PQIoi

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