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{{Coaltext|'''Joeltoko Klekiteen'''}}, {{Acktext|[[Trannies|pronouns]]}} [[DNB|was/were]], [[dox|POWER NAME]] [[FNF Pedo|'''Alfred Poopenstein''']], was a [[Nigger|shitskin]] [[tranny]] from 'book [[Literal who|who]] made a post about [[Cobson]] [[or something]]. He lived on [[Ohio|1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas.]] He is 2% Ashkenazi {{Echoes|[[Jewish]]}}, according to [[Science|DNA tests]], and 18% [[Africa|Sub-Saharan African]]. She's also [[Irish]] o algo.
 
'''On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.'''
 
== The {{Partysavingtext|[[Cobson]]}} Incident ==
Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite [[Cobson]] on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on [[sude/|/sude/]], posting a screenshot of the post, and calling [[Soyteen|'oyim]] to [[raid]] her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get [[Fail|dropped]].
 
== Last Post ==
On July 28th, 1999, [[Nophono|Alfred]] announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, [[Geg|in which {{Partysavingtext|he drank an entire liter of bleach}}, {{Gemtext|noosed himself}}, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.]] The video [[Ack|cuts off]] 10 minutes later.
 
== Dox ==
Name: Alfred [[Poopson|Poopenstein]]
 
Spouse: <s>Norbert</s> '''Nancy''' Poopenstein{{cn|THATS '''MY''' TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!}}
 
[[Ohio|1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000]]<ref>the [[Goy|goyim]] said so</ref>
 
Occupation: Tester @ [[BBC]]s for [[Trump|TRVMP]]
 
Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!
 
== The [[Slopjak]] War ==
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|caption=A group of posts by furfags and frogfags getting bumped off the log in a humiliating defeat.
|date= 14 Dec 1998
|place= /soyboy/, /sude/, /soyjak/, /markiplier/, /a/ [[Soyjak.party|Soychan.org]]
|result=Soyboy Victory
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[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] [[Soy/|/soyboy/]]
|combatant2= Joeltoko Klekiteen
 
Slopjak posters
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[Trannies|Bronyfags]]
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[a/ (4chan)|/a/]]
 
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Wojak]] [[Wojak|Wojakshitters]]
 
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[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] [[Discord|Skype]]
 
 
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  <li>2 Cobson posters</li>
  <li>5 IRL chudjaks on IRC</li>
  <li>19 soyboys</li>
  <li>1 Chinaman</li>
  <li>3 Nokiafags</li>
  <li>Duke Nukem</li>
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  <li>'fred's Skype Group Chat</li>
  <li>40 'bookites</li>
  <li>At least 7 4chanites</li>
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[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] 209 threads
|casualties2=
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Pepe]] every wojigger thread
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] every brony thread
 
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] Joeltoko's Facebook Group
 
Over 9000 proxies 'nished
 
Every thread on /a/ slides off
 
Foot removes /a/
 
Xoot lost the game
 
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'''Fruit Soyjaks''' or '''Fruitjaks''' is a [[trend]] of [[soyjak]]s with items on their head. They have an ancient rivalry with the [[Bugs|bug]] wearing soyjaks. In the past, many users (or one [[Schizophrenia|schizo]]) had turned against pineapple soyjaks and started harassing them and acting like [[Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)|Lee]] towards them, other users called them pineapple.partytourists, as well as the misspelled word "tourisy" for an unknown reason, this treatment had begun to happen to other fruitjaks as well much to their confusion and dismay. What crime against humanity Fruit Soyjaks had committed is currently unknown, although some say they were used by [[S4s/|/s4s/]], but there is no [[Peer-reviewed_study|peer reviewed study]] of this.
[[Lie|Yep, this really happened.]]
 
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They are the spiritual ancestors of <s>spadesons</s> those heckin' incomprehensible colorjak caca edits
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== Sexual attraction ==
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Fruitjaks are well-regarded in the [[Soy Community|soy community]] for being exceptionally [[OMGSISA|attractive]] [[Faggot|soyjaks]]. From an evolutionary prospective, [[Science|scientists]] believe that human males associate fruit on a soyjak's head with abundence, fertility, good health, plenty, etc.


The pineapple variant (pinejak or "slutjak") specifically has gained attention from a [https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/filename/Slutjak/type/op/order/asc/ particularly deranged fag] often accompanied by notorious images <s>too suggestive to directly document on this purified [[Science]] wiki.</s> Not anymore
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Indeed [[Kuz|only one man]] in recorded soy history has ever managed to surpass the gay lust of a pinejak.
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== Fruitjak Copypastas ==
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=== Zoo-wee Mama ===
[[File:Slutjak.png|thumb]]


What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
{{Shut it down}}


HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.
{{Kuz}}


Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.
{{Froot}}


Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful!
{{Mental Health}}


Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless!
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What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks.
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Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!
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Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
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=== Could it be… ===
{{Chuds}}
...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!


=== AWOOGA! ===
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AWOOGA! It's Femboy Friday! And Pinejak is looking more sluttier than ever! Looking more feminine than ever, aren't you, pineboy? Don't worry! We will present you to your Apple Master! Yeah! Wear that chastity cage already! Your CLITTY needs to cum buckets while getting pounded by that superior apple cock! Yes, yes! You're about to become Applejak's boywife! You will be his personal cumbucket! Oh.. your clitty is already leaking cum... That's a good slut! I've also noticed your Queen of Apples tattoo.. and not to mention that Applejak plush! Really showing off your submission to them, huh? You need to be Apple Bred! Crossdress for daddy already! You need to be hired for Femboy Hooters!
{{greentext|>*PLAP*
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Oh god.. this bussy is so tight! You're already looking pleasured huh?
{{greentext|>*PLAP*
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Oh my... I'm about to.. cum!
{{greentext|>*SPLUUURRT!*}}
Clean it up with your tongue already, you worthless slutty cumdump! You need to be fed by my superior sperm! You need to be boipreggers! Your boybutt is too much to resist! Feminine men like Pinejak are too much to resist! Oh my... That clitty of yours.. already leaking huh? My dick is already wer because of that boipussi juice! You are the best slut I've ever met, pinejak! Soon you will be bred by the strongest, most meatiest fruitjaks ever! You will be the proof of the Apple New World Order! See you soon, slutboy~


=== HOLY MOLY! ===
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[[File:بدون اسم4313 20230914065008.png|thumb|wtf did i just read (this is supposed to be [[Feraljak]]’s corpse btw)]]
Holy moly! Pinejak is looking more cuter than ever! He's blushing... I wonder why... OOH! Would [[You]] look at that! Pinejak's cute asshole! My, my.. just look at that beautiful hole teasing me! It's so obvious it's asking for a big and juicy body part; something reminiscent of a cucumber.. Yeah! A schlong! A juicy schlong is needing to penetrate that hole! These sweet lips... Begging for cum in your mouth, aren't you, you gay little cumdump? I know, I know.. You slutty little shit.. Fuck... You really need to be anally penetrated already.. You.. Nngh~ I just can't resist that sweet fruity bussy! Get in the APPLED.com casting car already! Your femboy boypussy needs to be pounded hard and rough already! Submissive pineapples like you need a good dicking already! You need a good ol' spanking in that juicy ass already! Ugh~.. Bitchy bottoms like you really stress me out. I'm emptying all my testicles just to pleasure you, huh? You should really perform some anilingus on me already, you slut! Clean my asshole! And maybe I'll probably reward you with a good creampie.. Who knows? Now open that asshole wide already!
{{greentext|>*PLAP*
>*PLAP*
>*PLAP*
>*PLAP*
>*PLAP*
>*PLAP*}}
Holy shit... So.. Nngh~ Tight!
{{greentext|>*PLAP*
>*PLAP*
>*PLAP*
>*PLAP*}}
Get railed already! I'm about to cum... I'm... already going balls deep on you! I'm.. I'm about to cum!!!!!
{{greentext|>*SPLUUUUURRRRTTTT*}}
Liked that hot gooey creampie, didn't ya?
{{greentext|>*slaps ass forcefully*}}
See you soon, pineboy... You were real good in bed... Goodbye...


=== Swiggty Swooty ===
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SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!


Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"... Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile. Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my! Oh dear, Pinejak's being "pleasured"... Look at him, taking four different fruitjaks at once in the same hole. Yes yes, they appear to be brewing up a smooothie in his mouth! Would I like a drink? Oh yes.... Yes I would.
{{WhyIsThereAnArticle/fr}}


=== OOOH MAH LORD! ===
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{{Research|Did Pinejak’s prideness singlehandedly kill the NuSchlog?}}{{Tip|The NuSchlog had this gem posted before it went down. It has not come back up since.}}
Is that… PINEJAK!?! The BAC (Big Apple Cock) slut of the Ridge, the cock-taker of ‘20? Oh! I am delighted to see you again, my little slut! I heard that you got tired of cock. Is that true? w-WHAT!?! YOU’RE BENDING OVER!?! Guess what… IT NEVER FUCKING ENDED! You were ALWAYS a slut! And, what’s this, an official, authentic, Appled.com™ tattoo on your big, chubby, asscheek? A slutty, submissive, and gazing stare of “I always want to be pleasured!”, and the oral gape of a thousand cocks? OOOH MAH LORD! You are built for it all! Applejaks, watermelonjaks, tomatojaks, potatojaks… The list goes on, and on! This sissy can’t stop taking everything, can he? A carrotjak replaces all his thinking power in his head with the “seeds” from his big “fully grown carrot”? A potatojak, digging deep into his anus, making Pinejak’s little “spuds” barely even compare to his big, veiny, “Russet”? Oh, you name it! This is a nice orgy! And… Pinejak has a “get fucked while I watch you get fucked” buddy? It’s… a Tomatojak? And to all the Pineapple and Tomato supremacists, leaking their caged clitties because of this bull-dominated reality, you will be replaced, by manlier, stronger, men.


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WE RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES!!!
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Fruitjak smell like cheese ~ "THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR"
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ALERT: HEAVENS TO SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE PITS OF NIGGERHELL
'ZA WON'T HELP, NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS ULTRA SUPREME TRANNY PEDOPHILE NIGGER

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Joeltoko Klekiteen, pronouns was/were, POWER NAME Alfred Poopenstein, was a shitskin tranny from 'book who made a post about Cobson or something. He lived on 1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas. He is 2% Ashkenazi (((Jewish))), according to DNA tests, and 18% Sub-Saharan African. She's also Irish o algo.

On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.

The Cobson Incident

Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite Cobson on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on /sude/, posting a screenshot of the post, and calling 'oyim to raid her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get dropped.

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On July 28th, 1999, Alfred announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, in which he drank an entire liter of bleach, noosed himself, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. The video cuts off 10 minutes later.

Dox

Name: Alfred Poopenstein

Spouse: Norbert Nancy Poopenstein[THATS MY TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!]

1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000[1]

Occupation: Tester @ BBCs for TRVMP

Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!

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