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'''Niggerhell''' ([[best known for|best known as]] '''Tartarus''' or '''[[Coal 2|Hell 2]]''', [[formerly]] '''Earth''') is a particular dimension that [[you]] might have been told to go to. It is a place without [[gem]]s. In Niggerhell, there is only [[brimstone]], [[dust]] storms and occasional volcanic activity, and the occasional unburnt [[coal]]. Even the hardest coalers suffer a second [[death]], because there is nothing left to ruin. It turns out the Niggerhellish conditions they worked towards are destructive to everything, including their own souls.
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[[Trannies]] are known to end up here and perish here. The gravest of sinners also end up in Niggerhell. Niggerhell is worse than hell, because it has [[niggers]] in it, and was also built by niggers eons ago. Few things come directly from Niggerhell, all of it is [[Vantablack]] Niggercoal. Those who delight in [[racebait]] worship and distribute this hazardous substance, a path which will cause them to condemn themselves if they don’t change their ways.
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{{ACKtung|Don't actually make articles like these or we'll rip your tranny neotesticles off}}{{Heavy}}
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The current location of niggerhell among the many planes of our soymultiverse is unknown, though recent studies have concluded that it might actually be some location you’re reincarnated to on Earth.
{{MultipleIssues|cite=1|marge=1|image=1|archive=1|bias=1|esl=1|outdated=1|stub=1|tldr=1|inaccurate=1|deadlinks=1|nocat=1}}


== About Niggerhell ==
{{Bullshit|nocat=1}}
The term "Niggerhell" was first described on February 14, 2019, on Urban Dictionary.<ref>https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=niggerhell</ref> The entry defined Niggerhell as a storm of niggers. Thoughever, this usage is unrelated to the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] because the Sharty didn't exist back then.


On the 30th of January, 2023, the earliest known mention of Niggerhell was done by a proto-[[NuLee|Nu-Lee]] who would tell his targets to [[dilate]] in Niggerhell, also stylized NiggerHell.<ref>https://archive.marge.moe/search?query=Niggerhell [https://archive.today/slNS2 (archive.today link)]</ref> The first targets were mainly [[anime]] posters, but soon expanded to a variety of coal posters, possibly due to other [[Soyteens|'teens]] adopting the term. Meanwhile, [[Oppositefagging|OppositeCHADs]] would coin the term Aryanheaven.<ref>https://archive.marge.moe/search?query=Aryanheaven</ref> The terms have since evolved into a quality denotion (e.g. "[[gemerald]] from aryanheaven", "[[brimstone]] from niggerhell") due to the locations being associated with gems and coals respectively. However, the original meanings remain in use.
{{ACKtung|NIGGERS THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH SOYCHAD MAFIA!!!}}


=== The Negroidic Prophecy<ref>https://archive.is/SwkfD</ref> ===
{{DOCtung|WE RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES!!!}}
{{MedsNow}}[[File:Sdhfjhd.png|thumb|200px|right|An artist's interpretation of niggerhell]]Behold, I have come to you with a recently gained epiphany. After I was forced to take my [[thrembo]]th daily [[Meds|medication]], I suddenly saw a being that can only be described as a gem from Aryanheaven, and he showed me all of the seven circles of Niggerhell.


'''The Anthracite Limbo''' is the crust of Niggerhell and it is known to be the thinnest circle of Niggerhell. This circle mainly consists of Anthracite (known as the strongest type of coal), and [[Soyjak|‘jaks]] that are deemed Anthracite ‘Jaks (high effort coal, a.k.a. fucking [[nonsense]]). The extremely dense clouds above the surface, coupled with the constant use and burning of coal, causes the surface to be incredibly hot.
{{Schizo}}


'''The Coal Mines''' is the second circle of Niggerhell and it is known to be the largest circle of Niggerhell. The Coal Mines is described as a immensely large cave with a distinctive absence of any gems, instead, there is nothing to obtain but Coal. The creatures that live in the Coal Mines are coaljaks and ‘jaks that seem to have a [[Autism|mental illness]] which convinces them that whatever they are mining and collecting is not coal, but instead shiny [[gems]] (And in more severe cases, they are delusional to the point where they think they are collecting gemeralds or the shiniest gems in the Sharty). The inhabitants there are described as ugly, lazy, and without use. ([[Jartycuck|Oddly familiar]].)
{{ArchiveNeeded}}


'''The [[Soot]]<nowiki/>wastes''' is the third circle of Niggerhell and acts as a barrier between the Circle of Coal and the Circle of [[Dust]]. The Sootwastes is described as a place of endless dirt and soil. The inhabitants of the Sootwastes include wormjaks, [[Bug|bugjaks]], and dirtjaks. The Dirtjaks are known to be repulsive, even for Coaljaks, but they are still ‘jaks that have a SOVL (which is proven to be real by [[AI]] art, as it shows what art is without a human SOVL).
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'''The Dusty Rift''' is the fourth circle of Niggerhell and it is described as a desert of dust and stormy winds. The creatures of the Dusty Rift are dustjaks, AI-Jaks, and ‘jaks that have been forgotten, these particular types of ‘jaks are known to be completely emotionless and lack a SOVL, which is probably why they are driven by a desire to kill non-dust foreigners in hopes of collecting a SOVL. (They just do, ok?)
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'''The Shartfell''' is the fifth circle of Niggerhell and acts as a barrier between the Circle of Dust and the Circle of Brimstone. The Shartfell is described as a place of organic and non-organic wastes of all kinds, (mainly [[Poop|fecal]] and urinal matter). The dusty air and the heat of the Circle of Brimstone below the Shartfell makes the experience in Shartfell all the more unbearable (which really, if it is a place of literal [[raisin]], it should be unbearable).
{{NotAStub}}


'''The Brimcinders''' is the sixth circle of Niggerhell and it is described as a land of dark and yellow brimstone, unquenchable fires, and raining waste. The inhabitants of the Brimcinders are non-Sharyans, [[coomers]], troons, and brimjaks. Brimjaks are known to be exceptionally hideous to look at, they are so ugly that even a simple glance at them could cause permanent damage to the eyes thanks to the sulphuric gas they constantly emit.
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'''The Vanthanasia''' is the thremboth circle of Niggerhell and it is described a pitch black void of darkness. Sight is a foreign concept to the creatures and ‘jaks that inhabit Vanthanasia. The creatures of this void are known to be [[Soylita|truly horrendous ‘jaks that have done plenty of detestable deeds and coalposting an insurmountable amount of times.]] Vantajaks are primarily known for their loud and harrowing screams as they are eternally tormented in Vanthanasia. But in spite of that, there is a place that is below Vanthanasia.
{{Gigastub}}


'''The [[Antimatter]] Void''' is the seventh and final circle of Niggerhell. It is described as a place of pure antimatter (which is hecking [[incomprehensible]] to picture by the way). Not much information on the Antimatter Void has been provided, aside from the creatures that inhabit the Antimatter Void. The inhabitants of the Antimatter Void are the Unholy Trinity of the Sharty, which includes: [[Niggerjak]] (or Shadowjak for all you politically correct [[jannies]] there), [[Admin 6]] (The Anti-Soot that will take over the Sharty), and [[Poopson]] (The Coal that will destroy the Sharty). This void houses a kingdom made from the ashes of [[Jakparty.soy|the damned]], the earth above cracking with a view of [[Soysphere|The Heavens]]. It is presumed that [[Niggerjak]] is king of the antimatter void. Scanning & further information has revealed that the the Antimatter void is the coldest place of '''Niggerhell''', Making sense due to how much heat The Vantanasia bounces off to the brimcinders with it being pitch black. Essentially acting as a heat shield.
{{TWP}}


I have been informed that Poopson and [[Admin 6]] will eventually be released from Niggerhell and will be able to have as much control over the Sharty as much as the Niggerjak wills the authority of these entities. Stay safe 'eens.
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=== Notable habitants of Niggerhell ===
{{NeedsMoreContext}}
* [[Fact|Everyone I don't like or agree with]]
* [[You]] in 3 years
* [[Commie|Joseph Stalin]]
* Vladimir Lenin
* Ferdinand Lassalle<ref>https://marxists.architexturez.net/archive/marx/works/1862/letters/62_07_30a.htm; "The Jewish '''nigger''' Lassalle who, I’m glad to say, is leaving at the end of this week, has happily lost another 5,000 talers in an ill-judged speculation."</ref>
* [[Adolf Hitler]] for killing himself like a pussy (even doe he fled to [[Argentina]] and died there from natural causes(biggest nazi cope award))
* [[Froot]]
* [[Quote]]
* [[soysylum:OBJ-333#Object Description|OBJ-333-2]]
* [[Charlotte Fosgate|Andrew Grant Fosgate]]
* [[Penis|Dick]] Cheney (according to 50% of somethingmericans)


=== Things to do in Niggerhell ===
{{Irrelevant}}
* [[Dilation|Dilate]]
* Perish
* Eat bugs
* Take [[meds]]
* Eat fried chicken
* Worship [[Froot]] and [[Sex|suck his BFC]]
* Eat watermelon
* Die
* Die again
* Eat KFC
* Play basketball


=== {{Brimtext|Regions of Niggerhell}} ===
{{Helpful}}
* Current day Sharty
* Nujarty
* [[Jakparty.soy|Jarty]]


* Current day [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Île-de-France Île-de-France]
{{Oldfag}}


* [[r/feedthememes]]
{{Newfag}}


* [[Nate/|<s>/nate/</s>]]
{{OldfagLarp}}
* 4cuck [[Trash/|/trash/]]
* Fooey
* r/196
* [[E621.net|e621]]
* FurAffinity


=== How to Enter Niggerhell ===
{{Schizoperson}}
'''Niggerhell''' has multiple portals down in the deepest darkest depths of the internet.


The most notable one is in [[B/ (4chan)|the inner sanctum of]] [[4chan|4cuck.]] Which will drop you into '''''Layer 1, Anthracite limbo.''''' Due to the already niggerhellish nature of /b/, it's not a very big fall and a professional [[Captain Coal|coal climber]] could probably climb down there in 7 minutes. Legend has it that [[Admin 6]] & [[Niggerjak]] will rise out of this very pit and attack [[4chan|4cuck]], then move onto [[Soysphere|the Soysphere]].
{{Controversial}}


Another notable one is in the deepest, dustiest pits of the [[Africa|Congo]] [[coal]] mine. Which will be a 5000 feet drop into '''''Layer 2, the coal mines.''''' This one has allegedly collapsed doebeit [[Snopes]] has not confirmed it.
{{FinnishUser}}


Outside of that, there are MANY more portals into Niggerhell, some are walk-through into Circle 1 and some are a 20000 feet drop into the ninth circle. These portals cannot be mentioned due to them [[List of doxes/S#Skajyos|being]] [[SkibidiFarms|in]] [[Kuzzy|certain]] [[ACCESS DENIED|websites]].
{{Norwegianwin}}


== Aryanheaven ==
{{Norwegianfail}}
{{Aryan|Everyone in Aryanheaven}}{{Supernova|title=Aryanheaven}}{{GemeraldShort|title=Everything posted from and living in Aryanheaven}}[[File:Banner36.png|thumb|The Sneed nigGODS being welcomed to Aryanheaven. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Fun fact]]: this image has the ID of 1 in Sharty banners.]]
'''Aryanheaven''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''Agartha''' is the polar opposite of Niggerhell. In contrast, the [[Agartha|Agarthan]] aliens crafted it out of marble and diamond. It is a kingdom adorned with the most glistening gemeralds. Gemlets flow through the creeks, and deposit sediment to produce more gems. Gems are etched on walls to be remembered and commemorated for eternity.


=== Notable habitants of Aryanheaven ===
{{Swedishwin}}
* [[Gigachad|Everyone I like and agree with]]
* <s>Me</s> <s>Me actually</s> <s>No, me</s> <s>Nope, It’s me.</s> <s>Nuh uh, It's me. It's me</s><s>.</s> <s>Actually, it's me</s> Pretty sure it's [[me]].
* [[Chud]]
* [[Schizophrenia|Adolf Hitler for unkilling himself and doing an epic last stand inside his mecha suit against secret agent B.J Blazkowicz]]{{Margerald}} {{Small|(it's a wolfenstein 3d reference homer)}}
* Henry Kissinger
* [[Angeleno]]
* [[Soot]]
* [[Sneed's Feed and Seed|Sneed and Chuck]]
* Sneed nigGODs (for being honorary [[aryans]])<ref>Banner36, pictured above</ref>
* [[Terry Davis]]
*  [[Avenging of Charlie Kirk|Charlie Kirk]]
* [[George Floyd]]
* [[Penis|Dick]] Cheney (according to 50% of somethingmericans)


=== Things to do in Aryanheaven ===
{{Swedishfail}}
* Thrive
* [[Soy laughs|Laugh]] at all the [[Faggot|fags who made fun of you]] [[or something]]
* Hang [[trannies]]
* [[Ohio|Rizz up and edge]] [[Skibidi Toilet|Skibidi toilet]]
* Be gemmy


=== Regions of Aryanheaven ===
{{Kosher}}


* [[Soyjak.party|Pre-Froot Sharty]]
{{NotKosher}}
* [[Soycraft (Old)]]
* [[wikipedia:Île-de-France|Île-de-France]] but without the things from Niggerhell (possibly)
* [[Your mom|Mom]]'s basement


=== How to Escape Aryanheaven ===
{{Humor}}
[[Fact|Why would you want to leave?]]


== Mulattopurgatorium ==
{{Nobodies}}
{{equinox|title=Mulattopurgatorium}}{{Iron|title=Everything posted and living in Mulattopurgatorium}}


'''Mulattopurgatorium''' is the threeway limbo between the Sharty [[Splinter|and its splinters]], Aryanheaven, and Niggerhell. It is said to be the final resting place of [[Nuvariant|unused NuVariants]] and [[Variant:Unknown]]s.
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{{Quoting|{{Brimtext|kys tranny nigger oy velgo saar.}}|Joeltoko Klekiteen}}
 
{{Infobox Person
|name=Joeltoko Klekiteen
|image= Joeltoko klekiteen.png
|title= {{Redtext|FAT MONKEY SHITALALALALALALIAN BRAPZILIAN NIGGER FAGGOT}}
|occupation= ^^^^ samaessfagging shalalatialan antihwit subhuman analbanin lenebanese smaefag fnf pedo fodiost nigger
|known for= Being a shitskin nigger faggot
|years active=2023-2024
|IAS?=No
|nationality= SHITALALALIAN SHITSKIN NIGGER WHO IS GENETICALLY CLOSER TO LEBUNESE MONKEYS
}}
 
{{Coaltext|'''Joeltoko Klekiteen'''}}, {{Acktext|[[Trannies|pronouns]]}} [[DNB|was/were]], [[dox|POWER NAME]] [[FNF Pedo|'''Alfred Poopenstein''']], was a [[Nigger|shitskin]] [[tranny]] from 'book [[Literal who|who]] made a post about [[Cobson]] [[or something]]. He lived on [[Ohio|1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas.]] He is 2% Ashkenazi {{Echoes|[[Jewish]]}}, according to [[Science|DNA tests]], and 18% [[Africa|Sub-Saharan African]]. She's also [[Irish]] o algo.
 
'''On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.'''
 
== The {{Partysavingtext|[[Cobson]]}} Incident ==
Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite [[Cobson]] on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on [[sude/|/sude/]], posting a screenshot of the post, and calling [[Soyteen|'oyim]] to [[raid]] her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get [[Fail|dropped]].
 
== Last Post ==
On July 28th, 1999, [[Nophono|Alfred]] announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, [[Geg|in which {{Partysavingtext|he drank an entire liter of bleach}}, {{Gemtext|noosed himself}}, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.]] The video [[Ack|cuts off]] 10 minutes later.
 
== Dox ==
Name: Alfred [[Poopson|Poopenstein]]
 
Spouse: <s>Norbert</s> '''Nancy''' Poopenstein{{cn|THATS '''MY''' TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!}}
 
[[Ohio|1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000]]<ref>the [[Goy|goyim]] said so</ref>
 
Occupation: Tester @ [[BBC]]s for [[Trump|TRVMP]]
 
Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!
 
== The [[Slopjak]] War ==
{{Infobox conflict
|conflict=The Great Slopjak Battle
|partof= raids on soyjak.party
|imaged=[[File:ClipboardImage - 2022-12-14T222518.376.png|frameless|border|''/lgbt/'', a photo before janny came back with his hotpockets]]
|caption=A group of posts by furfags and frogfags getting bumped off the log in a humiliating defeat.
|date= 14 Dec 1998
|place= /soyboy/, /sude/, /soyjak/, /markiplier/, /a/ [[Soyjak.party|Soychan.org]]
|result=Soyboy Victory
|combatant1=
[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] [[Soy/|/soyboy/]]
|combatant2= Joeltoko Klekiteen
 
Slopjak posters
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[Trannies|Bronyfags]]
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[a/ (4chan)|/a/]]
 
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Wojak]] [[Wojak|Wojakshitters]]
 
'''Supported By:'''
 
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] [[Discord|Skype]]
 
 
|strength1=
<ul>
  <li>2 Cobson posters</li>
  <li>5 IRL chudjaks on IRC</li>
  <li>19 soyboys</li>
  <li>1 Chinaman</li>
  <li>3 Nokiafags</li>
  <li>Duke Nukem</li>
</ul>
|strength2=
<ul>
  <li>'fred's Skype Group Chat</li>
  <li>40 'bookites</li>
  <li>At least 7 4chanites</li>
</ul>
|casualties1=
[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] 209 threads
|casualties2=
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Pepe]] every wojigger thread
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] every brony thread
 
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] Joeltoko's Facebook Group
 
Over 9000 proxies 'nished
 
Every thread on /a/ slides off
 
Foot removes /a/
 
Xoot lost the game
 
}}
[[Lie|Yep, this really happened.]]
 
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Do not take anything written here as a fact - It is very likely this entire article is a complete work of fiction.

NIGGERS THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH SOYCHAD MAFIA!!!
WE RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES!!!
Somebody call fuckin' Sidstein!
The following whoopsiedoodle or wizpopper was written during a SILLY BILLY SCHIZOPHRENIC episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

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Niggerhell smell like cheese ~ "THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR"
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This page is dust... (You) can try expanding it, but it will most likely fade into nothingness...

The sneedy is Dust. Jesse Pinkman is trans btw.




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Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to submit to the BNWO n shiiet.

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ALERT: HEAVENS TO SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE PITS OF NIGGERHELL
'ZA WON'T HELP, NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS ULTRA SUPREME TRANNY PEDOPHILE NIGGER

Pedo-meter: 6000000 ▲

WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xer house

Pedo-meter: 3000 ▲

CAUTION: POSSIBLE TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by fact checking everything before ordering 'za to xer house

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REJOICE: PROUD CIS GERONTOPHILE(S)
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Joeltoko Klekiteen, pronouns was/were, POWER NAME Alfred Poopenstein, was a shitskin tranny from 'book who made a post about Cobson or something. He lived on 1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas. He is 2% Ashkenazi (((Jewish))), according to DNA tests, and 18% Sub-Saharan African. She's also Irish o algo.

On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.

The Cobson Incident

Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite Cobson on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on /sude/, posting a screenshot of the post, and calling 'oyim to raid her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get dropped.

Last Post

On July 28th, 1999, Alfred announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, in which he drank an entire liter of bleach, noosed himself, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. The video cuts off 10 minutes later.

Dox

Name: Alfred Poopenstein

Spouse: Norbert Nancy Poopenstein[THATS MY TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!]

1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000[1]

Occupation: Tester @ BBCs for TRVMP

Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!

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