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|title= {{Redtext|FAT MONKEY SHITALALALALALALIAN BRAPZILIAN NIGGER FAGGOT}}
|occupation= ^^^^ samaessfagging shalalatialan antihwit subhuman analbanin lenebanese smaefag fnf pedo fodiost nigger
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'''Doctos''' is a funny edit of the [[Classic Soyjak]], depicting him as shocked. He has grey eyes, a grey tongue and an [[ear]].


He is [[Best known for|mostly used to]] express shock and being scared. He is also attached to posts with [[Nonsense|ridiculous]] [[Schizophrenia|non-existent]] web addresses that would be [['o|shocking if they were to be real]], such as http://cp.cloudflare.com/ (even [[though]] its real (it does [[wordswordswords]] some nerdy connection related shit)).  
{{Coaltext|'''Joeltoko Klekiteen'''}}, {{Acktext|[[Trannies|pronouns]]}} [[DNB|was/were]], [[dox|POWER NAME]] [[FNF Pedo|'''Alfred Poopenstein''']], was a [[Nigger|shitskin]] [[tranny]] from 'book [[Literal who|who]] made a post about [[Cobson]] [[or something]]. He lived on [[Ohio|1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas.]] He is 2% Ashkenazi {{Echoes|[[Jewish]]}}, according to [[Science|DNA tests]], and 18% [[Africa|Sub-Saharan African]]. She's also [[Irish]] o algo.
 
'''On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.'''
 
== The {{Partysavingtext|[[Cobson]]}} Incident ==
Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite [[Cobson]] on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on [[sude/|/sude/]], posting a screenshot of the post, and calling [[Soyteen|'oyim]] to [[raid]] her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get [[Fail|dropped]].


A /soy/ poster once claimed that the phrase "doctos" arose from a single /qa/ poster, that being himself.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/R7ZyZ<nowiki/>https://archive.ph/PQIoi</ref> It is believed that "Doctos" is a corruption of "Doctors". His skull is also known to have been cracked (Most probably by '''DOCTOS''' while trying to remove his ears).
== Last Post ==
On July 28th, 1999, [[Nophono|Alfred]] announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, [[Geg|in which {{Partysavingtext|he drank an entire liter of bleach}}, {{Gemtext|noosed himself}}, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.]] The video [[Ack|cuts off]] 10 minutes later.


Since February 2025, <font color="#117743">'''Doctos'''</font> is one of the many [[Nameroll|rollable names]] on [[soyjak.party]].
== Dox ==
Name: Alfred [[Poopson|Poopenstein]]


He is currently busy blowing something out of proportion!
Spouse: <s>Norbert</s> '''Nancy''' Poopenstein{{cn|THATS '''MY''' TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!}}


He is sometimes paired with [[Darkiplier]] too.
[[Ohio|1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000]]<ref>the [[Goy|goyim]] said so</ref>


== Gallery ==
Occupation: Tester @ [[BBC]]s for [[Trump|TRVMP]]
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File:Oyy my goddddddddddddddddddddddd.png|A commonly used edit of him with an "oyy my goddddddd" award
Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!
File:Eary doctos.png|alt=Doctos with large ear|This image of him with a large ear and no glasses is also used.
 
File:Glitched Doctos.png|Glitchy Doctos
== The [[Slopjak]] War ==
File:Stretched Doctos.png|alt=Stretched Doctos|Stretchy boyyyyyy
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File:Deformed Doctos.jpg|alt=Deformed Doctos|[[Deformed soyjak|Deformed]]
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File:48989 - SoyBooru.png|Front-facing variant
|partof= raids on soyjak.party
File:Doctosvideo2.mp4
|imaged=[[File:ClipboardImage - 2022-12-14T222518.376.png|frameless|border|''/lgbt/'', a photo before janny came back with his hotpockets]]
File:Cobtos.jpg|Cobtos
|caption=A group of posts by furfags and frogfags getting bumped off the log in a humiliating defeat.
File:Looptos.png|Looptos
|date= 14 Dec 1998
File:Impishtos.png|Impish variant
|place= /soyboy/, /sude/, /soyjak/, /markiplier/, /a/ [[Soyjak.party|Soychan.org]]
File:Doctos ack.png|So scared xhe [[Ack]]<nowiki/>ed xerself
|result=Soyboy Victory
File:Mind blown.jpg|Mind blown
|combatant1=
File:DOCTOS HE TURN ME TO THE SIDE.png|DOCTOS HE TURN ME TO THE SIDE
[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] [[Soy/|/soyboy/]]
File:Doctos tee.png|[[Shirtjak]]
|combatant2= Joeltoko Klekiteen
File:Nuttos.jpg|NIGGA WHERE'S THE NUTS
 
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Slopjak posters
 
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[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[a/ (4chan)|/a/]]
 
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Wojak]] [[Wojak|Wojakshitters]]
 
'''Supported By:'''
 
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] [[Discord|Skype]]
 
 
|strength1=
<ul>
  <li>2 Cobson posters</li>
  <li>5 IRL chudjaks on IRC</li>
  <li>19 soyboys</li>
  <li>1 Chinaman</li>
  <li>3 Nokiafags</li>
  <li>Duke Nukem</li>
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  <li>'fred's Skype Group Chat</li>
  <li>40 'bookites</li>
  <li>At least 7 4chanites</li>
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[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] 209 threads
|casualties2=
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Pepe]] every wojigger thread
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] every brony thread
 
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] Joeltoko's Facebook Group
 
Over 9000 proxies 'nished
 
Every thread on /a/ slides off
 
Foot removes /a/
 
Xoot lost the game
 
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[[Lie|Yep, this really happened.]]
 
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NIGGERS THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH SOYCHAD MAFIA!!!
WE RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES!!!
Somebody call fuckin' Sidstein!
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DOCTOS smell like cheese ~ "THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR"
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The sneedy is Dust. Jesse Pinkman is trans btw.




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Why yes, DOCTOS is a gigachad.
How could you tell?

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The subject of this article is about as real as the Sidty is alive.
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🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉
Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to submit to the BNWO n shiiet.

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DOCTOS is a LAST RESORT NUKE that will leave Ṇ̶́̏̂̈́̅ͅÓ̶͇̭̦̆̅ ̸̖̠̚S̶̟͑͛̀͘Ú̶̧͍̫͓̜͛̔͐̑R̵͕̲̬͕̿V̷̝̫̌̋̍Ì̵̥̉̽̕V̷̧̰̭͇̄O̴͕̦̪̠̦͘Ř̸̩̂͝Ş̵̺̠͙̈́͗̉
The following media may only be utilized upon its ratification by President Vinluv when the end times are approaching
Find a nuclear bunker ₦Ø₩

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ALERT: HEAVENS TO SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE PITS OF NIGGERHELL
'ZA WON'T HELP, NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS ULTRA SUPREME TRANNY PEDOPHILE NIGGER

Pedo-meter: 6000000 ▲

WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xer house

Pedo-meter: 3000 ▲

CAUTION: POSSIBLE TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by fact checking everything before ordering 'za to xer house

Pedo-meter: 1500 ▲

REJOICE: PROUD CIS GERONTOPHILE(S)
You can appreciate them by ordering a paid-for 'za to xer house

Pedo-meter: 0 ▲

This nigga has <templatestyles src="Aspie/styles.css"/>Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

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<option>I take the short bus to school and love trains!!</option> <option>Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)</option> <option>Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!</option> <option>HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha </option> <option>Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!</option> <option>This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!</option> <option>Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!</option> <option>Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recess</option> <option>My mom says you guys simply don't understand me... </option> <option>I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters</option> <option>i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. J</option> <option>I have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that matters</option> <option>Check out my power rangers figurine collection!!</option> </choose>

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Joeltoko Klekiteen, pronouns was/were, POWER NAME Alfred Poopenstein, was a shitskin tranny from 'book who made a post about Cobson or something. He lived on 1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas. He is 2% Ashkenazi (((Jewish))), according to DNA tests, and 18% Sub-Saharan African. She's also Irish o algo.

On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.

The Cobson Incident

Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite Cobson on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on /sude/, posting a screenshot of the post, and calling 'oyim to raid her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get dropped.

Last Post

On July 28th, 1999, Alfred announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, in which he drank an entire liter of bleach, noosed himself, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. The video cuts off 10 minutes later.

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Name: Alfred Poopenstein

Spouse: Norbert Nancy Poopenstein[THATS MY TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!]

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Occupation: Tester @ BBCs for TRVMP

Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!

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