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'''''Sidson''''' (erroneously called "''Sidjak''" by some) is a pastiche and parody of "''soyjak''/''sharty''" culture who beyond that is growing to be a formidable societal icon representing ''freedom beauty truth'' and ''love'' itself . Born in the month of May in the year of 2022 '''''Sidson''''' has been on a slow and steady rise into popular culture.  
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=== Humble origins ===
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On one unassuming May 6th in the year if 2022 (the 30th anniversary of the film "the Lawnmower man",the origin of the ''cobson'' soyjak) Artist, entrepreneur,and funnyman [[Vinluv|'''Vinluv "''VATH''" Anton Handesbukia''']] created the first three '''''Sidsons''''' (based on the Russel Crowe sci-fi thriller '''''Virtuosity''',''a film that shares themes and a director with Lawnmower man, effectively it's "little brother") these '''''Sidsons''''' had the filenames of ''Sidson Sidjak 1-3'' and greatly broke the norms of Jakking culture of the time (a trend followed by later variants such as “Meximutt” and “Euromutt”) originally met with positive neutrality,the Saga of Sidson was on a steady but meteoric rise.
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=== Humble Origins and the Early Days ===
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One fateful day on the Film Lawnmower Man's anniversary, artist, visionary, and dreamer Vinluv Anton Handesbukia unleashed the original revolutionary three "Sidson Sidjak" posts onto the world,some praised the quaint little creation,some critiqued,but otherwise, it was a creation that had a lot of curious eyes upon it.
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=== Persecution and Exodus ===
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However, the Sharty had grown fat (like [[Nickocado Avocado|'Cado]] when he gained all that weight) and greedy (Like 'Cado even after he lost all that weight) like Animal Farm's infamous ending 'teen was to 'cuck as 'cuck was to 'teen. The Shartizens had become just as decadent and mindless as the 4channers they despised. Seeing the fresh untempered beauty and creativity of Sidson, they lashed out, banning threads and deleting posts daring to mention the humble character, but Sidson fans stood strong under the watchful loving eyes of Vinluv. They strove to build their own city for their Sidson, a Sidson City. The Sidson.City
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=== Rise to Power ===
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Had the Sharty allowed Sidson and his fans to exist how they were, the Sidty would've never been born, but due to their foolishness, the Sidty rose to prominence and quickly overtook the Sharty in shear wonder and freedom. In fact, it was one of the few Splinters that survived the great blackouts that took even the Sharty itself down.
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=== Incoming Victory ===
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Despite push back and animosity, the Sidty has shown great bravery and resilience despite all its enemies and given its virtuous track record, a Sidson will soon take over the world! No one shall dare mock Sidson and live to tell the tale. Proof of this is Sidson being a nameroll on the shitty and Sidsons appearing all over the Soysphere.
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Revision as of 18:11, 4 January 2026

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