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Soyjak.party also known as the 'party, the 'arty, the sharty, the shitty, Discord, Soyshit.feddy, and Soyjak.gov is a datamining and [[soyjak]] website started by Soot and is currently owned by Quote and the janny cabal
Soyjak.party is a website dedicated to soyjaks and the most gemmy imageboard ever. Its most thriving board is /soy/. It was founded on September 20, 2024 by a very smart Moses like man named Soot. The site received a massive uptick when /qa/ was locked by the 4chan tranny jannies. Soot lost popularity among his followers, Sootists, when he started Datamining. Notable boards during this time included /soy/, /pol/, and /webm/. To add a needle to the coffin, Soot made ReCAPTCHA on the website o algo. A Russian cuck named Stepan “Kuz” Kuznets bought the site o algo and turned it into a fucking nightmare.  Soot died when Russian agents backing Kuz shot him while Soot was crying and listening to “Guess I got what I deserve”. Kuz who looks like a fucking potato made a bunch of fucking shit websites as part “of the Soysphere”, such as Kiss U Moe and Heyuri. He then rage quit and handed the site over to his manager, Doll.
 
Doll was actually pretty good and is the greatest admin of all time. He changed CSS (Soot and Kuz’s settings for boards) to Yotsoyba B. Unfortunately he had to quit due to family issues. Kuz pretended to be a Russian Jew named “Max” and took over the site. Kuznets put ads for interracial websites o algo and the boards went nuts. He then sold the site to Doll. Again!. The domain changed to soyjaks.party and Doll decided to make Froot a co-administrator. Doll quit not long after this but before Froot put some guy named Angeleno to take his place. Angeleno then quit and some guy named Root became admin and replaced him. Froot then added like 50 boards o algo. Only four still exist:
=== (brief) History ===
/pol/ (other /pol/ killed by Kuz)
On 4cuck's /qa/ board soyjakking emerged as one of the various shitposting factions at the time. Soot created and shilled the imageboard he made, when the tranny jannies SHUT IT DOWN a vast majority of 'jakkers moved to the site. for 2020 and a bit of 2021 Soot ruled with a light grip but was plagued with 'p spam and various undesirables coaling up the site. Due to real life and general dissatisfaction with ownership, Soot sold the website to Yuri Kuznetsov of the Kolyma Network. Kuz got niggeraids in 2022 and had to sell the site to someone, originally he wanted to gift it to Doll (his manager) but the niggerfaggottrannykikejew Max took it and forced Doll to bid for it against others. With Kuz's help he got the website but he realized he spent all his money buying the site and couldn't maintain it, thus began the Soypocalypse. A mysterious character known as Froot appeared and offered to buy the site while sharing power with Doll and Angeleno (the soywiki owner) creating the Soyumvirate, this balance of power would shift and be centralized into Froot due to Doll taking a step back and Angeleo leaving the soysphere beginning the era of the NEU FRQQTIST QRDER. Froot quickly became the Soysphere's most controversial admin banning anyone and anything he didn't like as well as the infamous 100 board plan (mocking Kuz's 5 board plan) that was used to filter out groups he didn't like. after about 1 year of direct Frootist rule and 2 years of Froot getting high off galaxy gas and putting ads on the sharty, Froot was bored and said he had "people he needed to protect" (he got pregnant) so he gave the site to Quote (his manager) and the janny cabal thus plunging the sharty deeper into the vantablack hole portal to Niggerhell.
/sci/
 
/x/
=== Relations to Sidson.city ===
and
The website can directly trace it's lineage to soyjak.party and Sidson himself is a soyjak (if he IAS or NAS is up to debate due to Sidson not having any stubble but if Chud can count Sidson can too)
/mtv/. He then eliminated like all the rest o algo. Also a guy named Chood took over for a single day. Froot then added adds for the ‘cord. He stepped down when some ‘teens found out he had some discord with a booru janny (Sharty has a wiki, and a booru okay).
Froot then sold the site to Quote who is fucking trash and cares more about the GETs then the damn sites. Quote also had 2 right hand men helping him, 9a0c and Soysneed. Soysneed just inacts like all the 6 things Quote does in a year and 9a0c is an actually good admin and does all the fun stuff. His wiki account: User:Limeade is fucking gemmy.
For the record, I am a Dollist. Also like yesterday Froot returned to administrate a special board called /soy2/ and Doll returned to administrate a special board called /tdh/. Sharty will take over this website o algo. Fuck the Sidty.

Revision as of 13:18, 28 October 2025

Soyjak.party is a website dedicated to soyjaks and the most gemmy imageboard ever. Its most thriving board is /soy/. It was founded on September 20, 2024 by a very smart Moses like man named Soot. The site received a massive uptick when /qa/ was locked by the 4chan tranny jannies. Soot lost popularity among his followers, Sootists, when he started Datamining. Notable boards during this time included /soy/, /pol/, and /webm/. To add a needle to the coffin, Soot made ReCAPTCHA on the website o algo. A Russian cuck named Stepan “Kuz” Kuznets bought the site o algo and turned it into a fucking nightmare. Soot died when Russian agents backing Kuz shot him while Soot was crying and listening to “Guess I got what I deserve”. Kuz who looks like a fucking potato made a bunch of fucking shit websites as part “of the Soysphere”, such as Kiss U Moe and Heyuri. He then rage quit and handed the site over to his manager, Doll. Doll was actually pretty good and is the greatest admin of all time. He changed CSS (Soot and Kuz’s settings for boards) to Yotsoyba B. Unfortunately he had to quit due to family issues. Kuz pretended to be a Russian Jew named “Max” and took over the site. Kuznets put ads for interracial websites o algo and the boards went nuts. He then sold the site to Doll. Again!. The domain changed to soyjaks.party and Doll decided to make Froot a co-administrator. Doll quit not long after this but before Froot put some guy named Angeleno to take his place. Angeleno then quit and some guy named Root became admin and replaced him. Froot then added like 50 boards o algo. Only four still exist: /pol/ (other /pol/ killed by Kuz) /sci/ /x/ and /mtv/. He then eliminated like all the rest o algo. Also a guy named Chood took over for a single day. Froot then added adds for the ‘cord. He stepped down when some ‘teens found out he had some discord with a booru janny (Sharty has a wiki, and a booru okay). Froot then sold the site to Quote who is fucking trash and cares more about the GETs then the damn sites. Quote also had 2 right hand men helping him, 9a0c and Soysneed. Soysneed just inacts like all the 6 things Quote does in a year and 9a0c is an actually good admin and does all the fun stuff. His wiki account: User:Limeade is fucking gemmy. For the record, I am a Dollist. Also like yesterday Froot returned to administrate a special board called /soy2/ and Doll returned to administrate a special board called /tdh/. Sharty will take over this website o algo. Fuck the Sidty.