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|name = Sidson | |||
|image = File:Sidson soyjak.png | |||
|original_image = File:Sidson original.png | |||
|type = [[Soyjak]] variant | |||
|origin = [[Twitter|Xitter]], <span style="font-size:83.3333333333%">(March 6, 2022)</span> | |||
|booru_posts = {{boorusearch|variant:sidjak|display=237}} <span style="font-size:83.3333333333%">As of February 4th, 2025</span> | |||
|traced_from = ''Virtuosity'' (1995) | |||
}} | |||
'''Sidson''' (also known as '''Sidjak''') is an ID'd [[Soyjak]] variant created by former Kill Your Meme member Vinluv, that is the superior "spiritual successor" to [[Cobson]], using Russel Crowe as Sid 6.7 from Virtuosity as a replacement for Jobe Smith from Lawnmower Man. Sidson is an utterly ID'd variant that inspired a generation. Even has his own V-tuber in 'Speaks. | |||
He is associated with his own splinter, [[Sidson.city]]. | |||
== Controversy == | |||
Sidson's timeline is tied to [[VATHgate|#VATHgate]]. Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of ''The Lawnmower Man,'' Sidson has received mixed reviews, with the majority of it expressing negativity and [[Marge|confusion]]. Despite the criticism Vinluv continued to <s>force</s> push it until it finally got a tag on the booru<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220327215433/https://booru.soyjak.su/post/list/variant%3Asidjak/1</ref> which was promptly hidden, spurring talks of #Vathgate once more. The creator is a self-proclaimed "Christian" who follows gay porn actors on [[Twitter|Twitter]] and [https://archive.is/imnOv posts fat furry pornography] on [[Reddit]]. | |||
== Vinluv's Stalkers == | |||
Vinluv is frequently stalked by people who would like to play with his fat furry belly, however, they are too [[Trannies|autistic]] and embarrassed to ask for this upfront so they express their love by watching his every move on [[Twitter immigrants|Twitter]] (the site they come from). They will also repost their collection of his handsome face/selfies because they are [[Newfags|too new to know]] that Vinluv loves when you do this. | |||
i'm trans BTW | |||
^shitskin above me | |||
== Sid as a Means of Revolution == | |||
[[File:Joesid Sidlin.png|thumb|The variant of the people]] | |||
Sid's polarizing nature makes the variant prime fodder for [[Soyvil War]] shenanigans, and also as a battlecry against Soot and Kuz's radical decisions. Sid is also used as a mascot for [[VATHgate|#VATHgate]] protests, symbolizing a coming age of 'jakking, led by Vinluvian forces. | |||
== Hid Sids == | |||
[[File:Hidden-figures-movie-poster.jpg|thumb|Can [[you]] find them all?]] | |||
As a mean of protest<sup>[of what?]</sup> Vinluv developed a new form of [[Stealth jak|stealthjakking]], with said 'jakking involving hiding sids into regular soyjaks in hopes of incidentally being reposted and saved, spreading against the [[Janny|janny's]] will. Vinluv's attempts are quite [[Fail|successful]] with only his more intentionally obvious posts ignoring ire. Is this an ironic punishment? Has the 'sharty's hubris turned itself into the monster? We may not know now, but the tides are changing. | |||
== Relation to other 'sons == | |||
The Variant "Sidson" is separated even further from other 'sons. Being a specific pastiche and sequel to [[Cobson]], it's aesthetic similarities to the original gemerald (bared, singular row of teeth, detailed whites, and pupils in eyes) are purely convergent in evolution as the "Sid"-prefix is named entirely from the character of it's namesake (SID 6.7). [[Though|Thoughever]], most 'jakkers simply title it "Sidjak" either because of misunderstanding, simplicity, or an attempt to separate it from other 'sons. Vinluv, it's original creator, still stands besides the use of "Sidson" or "Sidjak", with the naming controversy still [[Marge|confusing]] many Siddish posters to this day. | |||
Not to be confused with Mameson, (forced splinter brimstone) [[Flartson]] (mere coal) and DEFINITELY not to be confused with {{Glowtext|[[Poopson|███████]]}} | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
==Gallery== | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:Sidson Origin.gif|The original inspiration | |||
File:The Siddler.png|Siddle me this? | |||
File:Sidheart.png|They may take our threads, but they'll never take away our IDs | |||
File:Sid ObliteratesChudjak janny.png|>NAS AM I? | |||
File:Vidson.png|thumb|Sootron, it was wrong to serve you. | |||
File:Sidson Iv's the haters.png|thumb|The Final Sid-lution | |||
File:Sid (son) City.png|In a sharty, there is a shaky truce between those who rule the boards, and those who rule everything. | |||
</gallery> | |||
{{Reflist}} | |||
{{Variants}} | |||
Revision as of 12:35, 14 April 2025
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This page is a gem.Template:RubyShort<templatestyles src="Infobox Soyjak/styles.css"/>Script error: No such module "infobox". Sidson (also known as Sidjak) is an ID'd Soyjak variant created by former Kill Your Meme member Vinluv, that is the superior "spiritual successor" to Cobson, using Russel Crowe as Sid 6.7 from Virtuosity as a replacement for Jobe Smith from Lawnmower Man. Sidson is an utterly ID'd variant that inspired a generation. Even has his own V-tuber in 'Speaks.
He is associated with his own splinter, Sidson.city.
Controversy
Sidson's timeline is tied to #VATHgate. Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of The Lawnmower Man, Sidson has received mixed reviews, with the majority of it expressing negativity and confusion. Despite the criticism Vinluv continued to force push it until it finally got a tag on the booru[1] which was promptly hidden, spurring talks of #Vathgate once more. The creator is a self-proclaimed "Christian" who follows gay porn actors on Twitter and posts fat furry pornography on Reddit.
Vinluv's Stalkers
Vinluv is frequently stalked by people who would like to play with his fat furry belly, however, they are too autistic and embarrassed to ask for this upfront so they express their love by watching his every move on Twitter (the site they come from). They will also repost their collection of his handsome face/selfies because they are too new to know that Vinluv loves when you do this.
i'm trans BTW
^shitskin above me
Sid as a Means of Revolution
Sid's polarizing nature makes the variant prime fodder for Soyvil War shenanigans, and also as a battlecry against Soot and Kuz's radical decisions. Sid is also used as a mascot for #VATHgate protests, symbolizing a coming age of 'jakking, led by Vinluvian forces.
Hid Sids
As a mean of protest[of what?] Vinluv developed a new form of stealthjakking, with said 'jakking involving hiding sids into regular soyjaks in hopes of incidentally being reposted and saved, spreading against the janny's will. Vinluv's attempts are quite successful with only his more intentionally obvious posts ignoring ire. Is this an ironic punishment? Has the 'sharty's hubris turned itself into the monster? We may not know now, but the tides are changing.
Relation to other 'sons
The Variant "Sidson" is separated even further from other 'sons. Being a specific pastiche and sequel to Cobson, it's aesthetic similarities to the original gemerald (bared, singular row of teeth, detailed whites, and pupils in eyes) are purely convergent in evolution as the "Sid"-prefix is named entirely from the character of it's namesake (SID 6.7). Thoughever, most 'jakkers simply title it "Sidjak" either because of misunderstanding, simplicity, or an attempt to separate it from other 'sons. Vinluv, it's original creator, still stands besides the use of "Sidson" or "Sidjak", with the naming controversy still confusing many Siddish posters to this day.
Not to be confused with Mameson, (forced splinter brimstone) Flartson (mere coal) and DEFINITELY not to be confused with ███████
Gallery
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The original inspiration
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Siddle me this?
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They may take our threads, but they'll never take away our IDs
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>NAS AM I?
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Sootron, it was wrong to serve you.
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The Final Sid-lution
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In a sharty, there is a shaky truce between those who rule the boards, and those who rule everything.
Citations
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