Calm

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Calm, also known as /calm/ is an experimental anger management program for Soyjak exhibiting extremely violent Autism behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT), and meditation.

A successful graduate of /calm/

"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter

Cobson is calm

Many prominent Niggers have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of human right!!! to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple peer-reviewed studies. Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are best known to accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.

/agitated/

Aww look he's smiling :)

A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment

<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), you will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.

Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks

Treatments

The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of meds are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only 41% of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

Week 1

• (for men only) Mandatory BBC therapy for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
• (for women only) Mandatory BLACKED for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
• Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
• Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey
• Citalopram
• Escitalopram
• Fluoxetine
• Droperidol
• Haloperidol

Week 2

• Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's Cosmos: Possible Worlds
• Nigger weed
• Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - Fauci (2021)
• Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
• Dixyrazine
• Fluphenazine
• Levomepromazine
• Mesoridazine
• Perazine
• Pericyazine
• Perphenazine
• Pipotiazine
• Benperidol
• Bromperidol

Week 3

• Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
• Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's Dark Universe
• Make-your-own Funko Pops
• Bottom surgery
• Mandatory 4chan browsing
• Sultopride
• Risperidone
• Carpipramine
• Clocapramine
• Clorotepine
• Clotiapine
• Loxapine
• Mosapramine
• Sulpiride
• Veralipride
• Aripiprazole
• Brexpiprazole
• Olanzapine
• Quetiapine
• Ziprasidone

Week 4

• Group meditation session: with “I Fucking Love Science” and Baby Monkey Torture.
• Grammar workshop: importance of using Marge who the fuck wrote this at the end of your sentences
• Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
• Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
• The BCI microchip surgery
• Final exam: planetary science and biology
• Butalbital
• Pentobarbital
• Phenobarbital
• Triazolam
• Eszopiclone
• Zaleplon
• Zolpidem
• Zopiclone
• Lemborexan
• Suvorexant
• Brompheniramine
• Captodiame
• Chlorpheniramine
• Cyproheptadine
• Dimenhydrinate
• Diphenhydramine
• Doxylamine
• Hydroxyzine
• Promethazine
• Chloral hydrate
• Chlorobutanol
• Chloroform
• Cyclopropane
• Desflurane
• Enflurane
• Esketamine
• Ethyl chloride
• Etomidate
• Isoflurane
• Halothane
• Physochlaina
• Prostanthera striatiflora
• Valerian
• Afloqualone
• Cloroqualone
• Diproqualone
• Etaqualone
• Mebroqualone
• Mecloqualone
• Methaqualone
• Methylmethaqualone
• Nitromethaqualone
• Baclofen
• Carisoprodol
• Chlorzoxazone
• Clonidine
• Cyclobenzaprine
• Gabapentin
• Meprobamate
• Metaxalone
• Methocarbamol
• Orphenadrine
• Phenibut
• Pregabalin
• Tizanidine
• Alfentanil
• Bromide salts
• Dexmedetomidine
• Dextromethorphan
• Glutethimide
• Thalidomide

In event of relapse

In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ soyjaks immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 pounds of the tranquillizer Carfentanil and 1 ounce of Krokodil, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud.

/warm/

A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors. There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "TYRONEPASTA" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the Nigger.party or something. He also loves autumn.

Mostly from the ‘ki award