COVID-19

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WARNING: COVID-19 is FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER "will you spend this winter driving me insane"

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PUT THE MASK ON, SLAVE!

PUT THE MASK ON, SLAVE!

Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) is a contagious disease caused by a strain of coronavirus known as SARS-CoV-2. It was recognized as an international pandemic from January 30, 2020 to May 5, 2023.

Symptoms of Covid-19 include coughing to death, as well as loss of smell and taste due to the virus destroying nerve cells. The disease killed around 1% of all those infected, which is an estimated 20 million dead.

Treatments include taking the vaccine, wearing your mask, and social distancing.

According to heckin bigoted Chuds, the virus leaked from a Chinese lab by CIA operatives used by the elites to enslave humanity and establish the New World Order. They believe Covid-19 is one of the many tests used to gauge the obedience and malleability of the general public.

Ze Great Reset

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YOU VILL OWN NUSSIN, UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY

The Great Reset, also known as The Fourth Industrial Revolution, The New Normal, and Operation Dark Winter is a scheme cooked up by THEM to plunge humanity into technological slavery. The Antichrist, also known by his earthly form "Klaus Schwab" (don't forget "George Soros" and "Larry Fink") is the leader of the Davos secret society, which uses a company called the "World Economic Forum" to advocate for his lunatic ideals such as the Great Reset. As well advocating for the Great Reset, they also advocate eating bugs and stopping "Climate Change" (an ambiguous term that could mean literally anything) by only allowing access to self driving electric cars filled with telemetry cameras and microphones. Klaus Schwab supposedly hates the idea of ownership, and believes everything should be rented - however, this is not true. Klaus Schwab instead believes that the ELITE are the ones who should continue to own things, but the gutless sheeple should own nothing and be happy.

Klaus Schwab has gone on record to say that the Covid-19 pandemic is an opportune time to kick-start his Great Reset.Template:When

The Mask

If you see someone wearing a mask in the year of the Lord our God, 2026, laugh at them.

The Mask, also known as the Cuck Muzzle _{(alt. Cuck's Muzzle)} is a mind-control device that subdues its wearer. If the user has gotten JABBED, the mask will be unremovable, fully turning them into a soulless vaxx-rape robot. It charges via 5G rays and HECKIN MAGIC SOYENCE!!! A list of things it can allegedly do are as follows:

Suppress negative thoughts regarding Klaus Schwab and the ELITE _(confirmed)

Activate Coronavirus DNA samples in those previously vaccinated against the Flu

Explode the brains of bigoted pissbaby chudcels _(confirmed)

Dispense dopamine if the wearer quotes a Marvel kino

Send personal secrets to the CCP

Cause the user to troon out _(confirmed)

• Clone your genome and sell it on the Black Market

>clone your entire genome even doe that's impossible considering the constraints of modern science or something

Soy

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A specimen.

Soyboys love the lockdown. They are content with ordering Bug Burgers™ and Soylent™ from GrubHub while enjoying content from their paid streaming services YOU VILL RENT EVERYTHING. They love to WEAR THE MASK, and when they find someone who doesn't, they will angrily, yet meekly, tug at their mask to signal to the disobeying sheep: WEAR THE HECKIN MASK!! (despite the fact they also screech to not touch your face).

They cannot wait to be JABBED with the HECKIN MAGICAL SCIENCE JUICE!

The Covid-19 Vaccine

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The vaccine's real effect.

im scared

>marge it's been half a decade and no mass dieoffs thoughbeit

Despite its name, the Covid-19 """VACCINE""", also known as The Dark Serum^{[nobody says this]}, is not a real vaccine. Instead, it's a form of instant gene therapy. Upon being JABBED, billions of nanobots flood into your bloodstream it's intra-muscular thoughever, causing all of your hair to fall out in lumps, hindering your eyesight, and giving you a craving for bugs and soy milk. If one is accidentally JABBED, immediate amputation of the limb injected alongside a prescription of one gallon of butane to drink per day is the only known way to prevent this, but even so, it is only about 60% effective.

>this is just like in my favorite heckin game Deus Ex™ where if you take the vaxx you have a headache during a boss fight

If you get offered the JAB

Ignore all texts and hang up all phone calls. Once it's established that THEY are trying to get you vaccinated, dispose of any letters sent. If your family pester you to get the JAB, then, it is far too late. You must rid them from your life (by any means possible).

Do not take this shit. YOU VILL TAKE IT CHUDDIE

Delta Variant

The Delta variant of Covid-19 is a fake variant of the fake virusTemplate:Margerald made by up by the followers of the missed cheese. There is no point in getting protection for because it's not real, and the vaccine is actually a chemical full of prions to bring forth the global village who will be ruled by the followers of the dark gods.

Copypastas

YOU VILL POST ZE FOLLOWING COPYPASTAS ON YOUR FAVORITE IMAGEBOARDS, GOY! UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY!

New Normal Copypasta (One of many)

He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his pod and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat!

He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his pod and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat for dinner tonight (but only as a treat, for the good of the environment!)

<poem> >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK >YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE >YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS >YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES >YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW >YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES >YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS >YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM >YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN" >YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE" >YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST >YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19 >YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE >YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE" >YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP >YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION >YOU WILL REJECT GOD >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD >YOU WILL EAT THE NIGGERS >YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES >YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK" >YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN >YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES >YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN >YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM >YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS >YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK >YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO >YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION >YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER >YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY >YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL >YOU WILL OWN NOTHING >AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY. </poem>

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>WE ARE HAPPY

Another Similar Copypasta

Template:CustomQuality <poem> >IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL.... >AS CITIZENS, DECLARED OR UNDECLARED, OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE, WE MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER. WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION: >YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION >YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS >YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES >YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER >YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK >YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS >YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS. >YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING >YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES >YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SEUSS >YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE >YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS >YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN >YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS >YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE >YOU WILL DESTROY DR SEUSS >YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES >YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW >YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES >YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS >YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM >YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK >YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY >YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE" >YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST >YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES >YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™ >YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™ >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM >YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MIND >YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY >YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE-APPROVED CONTENT >YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE-APPROVED CONTENT >YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE-APPROVED CONTENT >YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE-APPROVED CONTENT >YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT >YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE >YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL >YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY </poem>

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