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The history of the Sidki and Sidty.


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Sidty.
 
The Sidty was founded in 2022 as a splinter to the Sharty by Vinluv, who was chastised for loving Sidson, a ‘jak of Russell Crowe. Its domain was Sidson.city.
 
 
 
 
 
[[File:Gem brimstone.png|65px]] <span style="text-shadow:0px 0px 40px #12a3ec, 0px 0px 2px #12a3ec>This page is a <big>GEM!!!</big></span>
 
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{{Quoting|{{Brimtext|kys tranny nigger oy velgo saar.}}|Joeltoko Klekiteen}}
 
{{Infobox Person
|name=Joeltoko Klekiteen
|image= Joeltoko klekiteen.png
|title= {{Redtext|FAT MONKEY SHITALALALALALALIAN BRAPZILIAN NIGGER FAGGOT}}
|occupation= ^^^^ samaessfagging shalalatialan antihwit subhuman analbanin lenebanese smaefag fnf pedo fodiost nigger
|known for= Being a shitskin nigger faggot
|years active=2023-2024
|IAS?=No
|nationality= SHITALALALIAN SHITSKIN NIGGER WHO IS GENETICALLY CLOSER TO LEBUNESE MONKEYS
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{{Coaltext|'''Joeltoko Klekiteen'''}}, {{Acktext|[[Trannies|pronouns]]}} [[DNB|was/were]], [[dox|POWER NAME]] [[FNF Pedo|'''Alfred Poopenstein''']], was a [[Nigger|shitskin]] [[tranny]] from 'book [[Literal who|who]] made a post about [[Cobson]] [[or something]]. He lived on [[Ohio|1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas.]] He is 2% Ashkenazi {{Echoes|[[Jewish]]}}, according to [[Science|DNA tests]], and 18% [[Africa|Sub-Saharan African]]. She's also [[Irish]] o algo.
 
'''On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.'''
 
== The {{Partysavingtext|[[Cobson]]}} Incident ==
Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite [[Cobson]] on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on [[sude/|/sude/]], posting a screenshot of the post, and calling [[Soyteen|'oyim]] to [[raid]] her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get [[Fail|dropped]].
 
== Last Post ==
On July 28th, 1999, [[Nophono|Alfred]] announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, [[Geg|in which {{Partysavingtext|he drank an entire liter of bleach}}, {{Gemtext|noosed himself}}, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.]] The video [[Ack|cuts off]] 10 minutes later.
 
== Dox ==
Name: Alfred [[Poopson|Poopenstein]]
 
Spouse: <s>Norbert</s> '''Nancy''' Poopenstein{{cn|THATS '''MY''' TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!}}
 
[[Ohio|1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000]]<ref>the [[Goy|goyim]] said so</ref>
 
Occupation: Tester @ [[BBC]]s for [[Trump|TRVMP]]
 
Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!
 
== The [[Slopjak]] War ==
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|conflict=The Great Slopjak Battle
|partof= raids on soyjak.party
|imaged=[[File:ClipboardImage - 2022-12-14T222518.376.png|frameless|border|''/lgbt/'', a photo before janny came back with his hotpockets]]
|caption=A group of posts by furfags and frogfags getting bumped off the log in a humiliating defeat.
|date= 14 Dec 1998
|place= /soyboy/, /sude/, /soyjak/, /markiplier/, /a/ [[Soyjak.party|Soychan.org]]
|result=Soyboy Victory
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[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] [[Soy/|/soyboy/]]
|combatant2= Joeltoko Klekiteen
 
Slopjak posters
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[Trannies|Bronyfags]]
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[a/ (4chan)|/a/]]
 
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Wojak]] [[Wojak|Wojakshitters]]
 
'''Supported By:'''
 
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] [[Discord|Skype]]
 
 
|strength1=
<ul>
  <li>2 Cobson posters</li>
  <li>5 IRL chudjaks on IRC</li>
  <li>19 soyboys</li>
  <li>1 Chinaman</li>
  <li>3 Nokiafags</li>
  <li>Duke Nukem</li>
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|strength2=
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  <li>'fred's Skype Group Chat</li>
  <li>40 'bookites</li>
  <li>At least 7 4chanites</li>
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|casualties1=
[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] 209 threads
|casualties2=
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Pepe]] every wojigger thread
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] every brony thread
 
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] Joeltoko's Facebook Group
 
Over 9000 proxies 'nished
 
Every thread on /a/ slides off
 
Foot removes /a/
 
Xoot lost the game
 
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[[Lie|Yep, this really happened.]]
 
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It's had a few raiders on both sites some worse then others (there was 'p spammed on the main site and here by Foodists/Jassypedos awhile back)
the sidty and it's sub-sites have proven to be the most resilient soysphere site aside from the 'arty (it never went down during the Soypocolypse) but also have proven to be total dead niggers with a wopping 0-0.01 PPH on the sidty and (1) active 'ki editor

Revision as of 20:13, 18 January 2026

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The history of the Sidki and Sidty.

Sidty. The Sidty was founded in 2022 as a splinter to the Sharty by Vinluv, who was chastised for loving Sidson, a ‘jak of Russell Crowe. Its domain was Sidson.city.

It's had a few raiders on both sites some worse then others (there was 'p spammed on the main site and here by Foodists/Jassypedos awhile back) the sidty and it's sub-sites have proven to be the most resilient soysphere site aside from the 'arty (it never went down during the Soypocolypse) but also have proven to be total dead niggers with a wopping 0-0.01 PPH on the sidty and (1) active 'ki editor

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