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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
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| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
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| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
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| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
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| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
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| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
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| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
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| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
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| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
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| == Treatments ==
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| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
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| === Week 1 ===
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| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
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| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
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| * Citalopram
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| * Escitalopram
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| * Fluoxetine
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| * Droperidol
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| * Haloperidol
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| === Week 2 ===
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
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| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
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| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
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| * Dixyrazine
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| * Fluphenazine
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| * Levomepromazine
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| * Mesoridazine
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| * Perazine
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| * Pericyazine
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| * Perphenazine
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| * Pipotiazine
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| * Benperidol
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| * Bromperidol
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| === Week 3 ===
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| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
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| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
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| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
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| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
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| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| * Sultopride
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| * Risperidone
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| * Carpipramine
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| * Clocapramine
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| * Clorotepine
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| * Clotiapine
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| * Loxapine
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| * Mosapramine
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| * Sulpiride
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| * Veralipride
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| * Aripiprazole
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| * Brexpiprazole
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| * Olanzapine
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| * Quetiapine
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| * Ziprasidone
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| === Week 4 ===
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
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| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
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| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
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| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
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| * The BCI microchip surgery
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| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
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| * Butalbital
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| * Pentobarbital
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| * Phenobarbital
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| * Triazolam
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| * Eszopiclone
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| * Zaleplon
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| * Zolpidem
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| * Zopiclone
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| * Lemborexan
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| * Suvorexant
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| * Brompheniramine
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| * Captodiame
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| * Chlorpheniramine
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| * Cyproheptadine
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| * Dimenhydrinate
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| * Diphenhydramine
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| * Doxylamine
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| * Hydroxyzine
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| * Promethazine
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| * Chloral hydrate
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| * Chlorobutanol
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| * Chloroform
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| * Cyclopropane
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| * Desflurane
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| * Enflurane
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| * Esketamine
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| * Ethyl chloride
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| * Etomidate
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| * Isoflurane
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| * Halothane
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| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
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| * Valerian
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| * Afloqualone
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| * Cloroqualone
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| * Diproqualone
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| * Etaqualone
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| * Mebroqualone
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| * Mecloqualone
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| * Methaqualone
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| * Methylmethaqualone
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| * Nitromethaqualone
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| * Baclofen
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| * Carisoprodol
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| * Chlorzoxazone
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| * Clonidine
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| * Cyclobenzaprine
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| * Gabapentin
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| * Meprobamate
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| * Metaxalone
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| * Methocarbamol
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| * Orphenadrine
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| * Phenibut
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| * Pregabalin
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| * Tizanidine
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| * Alfentanil
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| * Bromide salts
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| * Dexmedetomidine
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| * Dextromethorphan
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| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{variants}}
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| {{Brimstone}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
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| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
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| List of notable YouTubers:
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| *[[Vinluv]].
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| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
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| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
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| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
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| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
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| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
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| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
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| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
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| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
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| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
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| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
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| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
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| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
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| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
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| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
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| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
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| == Treatments ==
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| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
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| === Week 1 ===
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| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
| |
| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
| |
| * Citalopram
| |
| * Escitalopram
| |
| * Fluoxetine
| |
| * Droperidol
| |
| * Haloperidol
| |
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| === Week 2 ===
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
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| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
| |
| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
| |
| * Dixyrazine
| |
| * Fluphenazine
| |
| * Levomepromazine
| |
| * Mesoridazine
| |
| * Perazine
| |
| * Pericyazine
| |
| * Perphenazine
| |
| * Pipotiazine
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| * Benperidol
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| * Bromperidol
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| === Week 3 ===
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| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
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| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
| |
| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
| |
| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
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| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| * Sultopride
| |
| * Risperidone
| |
| * Carpipramine
| |
| * Clocapramine
| |
| * Clorotepine
| |
| * Clotiapine
| |
| * Loxapine
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| * Mosapramine
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| * Sulpiride
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| * Veralipride
| |
| * Aripiprazole
| |
| * Brexpiprazole
| |
| * Olanzapine
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| * Quetiapine
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| * Ziprasidone
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| === Week 4 ===
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
| |
| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
| |
| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
| |
| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
| |
| * The BCI microchip surgery
| |
| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
| |
| * Butalbital
| |
| * Pentobarbital
| |
| * Phenobarbital
| |
| * Triazolam
| |
| * Eszopiclone
| |
| * Zaleplon
| |
| * Zolpidem
| |
| * Zopiclone
| |
| * Lemborexan
| |
| * Suvorexant
| |
| * Brompheniramine
| |
| * Captodiame
| |
| * Chlorpheniramine
| |
| * Cyproheptadine
| |
| * Dimenhydrinate
| |
| * Diphenhydramine
| |
| * Doxylamine
| |
| * Hydroxyzine
| |
| * Promethazine
| |
| * Chloral hydrate
| |
| * Chlorobutanol
| |
| * Chloroform
| |
| * Cyclopropane
| |
| * Desflurane
| |
| * Enflurane
| |
| * Esketamine
| |
| * Ethyl chloride
| |
| * Etomidate
| |
| * Isoflurane
| |
| * Halothane
| |
| * Physochlaina
| |
| * Prostanthera striatiflora
| |
| * Valerian
| |
| * Afloqualone
| |
| * Cloroqualone
| |
| * Diproqualone
| |
| * Etaqualone
| |
| * Mebroqualone
| |
| * Mecloqualone
| |
| * Methaqualone
| |
| * Methylmethaqualone
| |
| * Nitromethaqualone
| |
| * Baclofen
| |
| * Carisoprodol
| |
| * Chlorzoxazone
| |
| * Clonidine
| |
| * Cyclobenzaprine
| |
| * Gabapentin
| |
| * Meprobamate
| |
| * Metaxalone
| |
| * Methocarbamol
| |
| * Orphenadrine
| |
| * Phenibut
| |
| * Pregabalin
| |
| * Tizanidine
| |
| * Alfentanil
| |
| * Bromide salts
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| * Dexmedetomidine
| |
| * Dextromethorphan
| |
| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
| |
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{variants}}
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| {{Mental Health}}
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| [[Category:Mental health]]
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| [[Category:Trends]]THE SNEEDY IS A VANTAWHITE GEM THAT SAVED THE SIDDY if you try to damage control while editing pages again, you are a nigger faggot vinluv SNEED WON
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
| |
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| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
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| List of notable YouTubers:
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| *[[Vinluv]].
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| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
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| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
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| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
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| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
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| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
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| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
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| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
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| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
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| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
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| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
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| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
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| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
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| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
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| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
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| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
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| == Treatments ==
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| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
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| === Week 1 ===
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| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
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| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
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| * Citalopram
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| * Escitalopram
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| * Fluoxetine
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| * Droperidol
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| * Haloperidol
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| === Week 2 ===
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
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| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
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| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
| |
| * Dixyrazine
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| * Fluphenazine
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| * Levomepromazine
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| * Mesoridazine
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| * Perazine
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| * Pericyazine
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| * Perphenazine
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| * Pipotiazine
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| * Benperidol
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| * Bromperidol
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| === Week 3 ===
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| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
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| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
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| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
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| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
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| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| * Sultopride
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| * Risperidone
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| * Carpipramine
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| * Clocapramine
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| * Clorotepine
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| * Clotiapine
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| * Loxapine
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| * Mosapramine
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| * Sulpiride
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| * Veralipride
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| * Aripiprazole
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| * Brexpiprazole
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| * Olanzapine
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| * Quetiapine
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| * Ziprasidone
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| === Week 4 ===
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
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| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
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| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
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| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
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| * The BCI microchip surgery
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| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
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| * Butalbital
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| * Pentobarbital
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| * Phenobarbital
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| * Triazolam
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| * Eszopiclone
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| * Zaleplon
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| * Zolpidem
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| * Zopiclone
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| * Lemborexan
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| * Suvorexant
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| * Brompheniramine
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| * Captodiame
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| * Chlorpheniramine
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| * Cyproheptadine
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| * Dimenhydrinate
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| * Diphenhydramine
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| * Doxylamine
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| * Hydroxyzine
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| * Promethazine
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| * Chloral hydrate
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| * Chlorobutanol
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| * Chloroform
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| * Cyclopropane
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| * Desflurane
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| * Enflurane
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| * Esketamine
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| * Ethyl chloride
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| * Etomidate
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| * Isoflurane
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| * Halothane
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| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
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| * Valerian
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| * Afloqualone
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| * Cloroqualone
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| * Diproqualone
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| * Etaqualone
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| * Mebroqualone
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| * Mecloqualone
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| * Methaqualone
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| * Methylmethaqualone
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| * Nitromethaqualone
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| * Baclofen
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| * Carisoprodol
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| * Chlorzoxazone
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| * Clonidine
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| * Cyclobenzaprine
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| * Gabapentin
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| * Meprobamate
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| * Metaxalone
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| * Methocarbamol
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| * Orphenadrine
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| * Phenibut
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| * Pregabalin
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| * Tizanidine
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| * Alfentanil
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| * Bromide salts
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| * Dexmedetomidine
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| * Dextromethorphan
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| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{variants}}
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| {{Mental Health}}
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| {{Brimstone}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
| |
| | |
| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
| |
| | |
| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
| |
| | |
| List of notable YouTubers:
| |
| *[[Vinluv]].
| |
| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
| |
| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
| |
| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
| |
| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
| |
| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
| |
| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
| |
| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
| |
| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
| |
| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
| |
| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
| |
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
| |
| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
| |
| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
| |
| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
| |
| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
| |
| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
| |
| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
| |
| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
| |
| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
| |
| | |
| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
| |
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| == Treatments ==
| |
| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
| |
| | |
| === Week 1 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
| |
| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
| |
| * Citalopram
| |
| * Escitalopram
| |
| * Fluoxetine
| |
| * Droperidol
| |
| * Haloperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 2 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
| |
| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
| |
| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
| |
| * Dixyrazine
| |
| * Fluphenazine
| |
| * Levomepromazine
| |
| * Mesoridazine
| |
| * Perazine
| |
| * Pericyazine
| |
| * Perphenazine
| |
| * Pipotiazine
| |
| * Benperidol
| |
| * Bromperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 3 ===
| |
| | |
| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
| |
| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
| |
| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
| |
| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
| |
| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
| |
| * Sultopride
| |
| * Risperidone
| |
| * Carpipramine
| |
| * Clocapramine
| |
| * Clorotepine
| |
| * Clotiapine
| |
| * Loxapine
| |
| * Mosapramine
| |
| * Sulpiride
| |
| * Veralipride
| |
| * Aripiprazole
| |
| * Brexpiprazole
| |
| * Olanzapine
| |
| * Quetiapine
| |
| * Ziprasidone
| |
| | |
| === Week 4 ===
| |
| | |
| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
| |
| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
| |
| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
| |
| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
| |
| * The BCI microchip surgery
| |
| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
| |
| * Butalbital
| |
| * Pentobarbital
| |
| * Phenobarbital
| |
| * Triazolam
| |
| * Eszopiclone
| |
| * Zaleplon
| |
| * Zolpidem
| |
| * Zopiclone
| |
| * Lemborexan
| |
| * Suvorexant
| |
| * Brompheniramine
| |
| * Captodiame
| |
| * Chlorpheniramine
| |
| * Cyproheptadine
| |
| * Dimenhydrinate
| |
| * Diphenhydramine
| |
| * Doxylamine
| |
| * Hydroxyzine
| |
| * Promethazine
| |
| * Chloral hydrate
| |
| * Chlorobutanol
| |
| * Chloroform
| |
| * Cyclopropane
| |
| * Desflurane
| |
| * Enflurane
| |
| * Esketamine
| |
| * Ethyl chloride
| |
| * Etomidate
| |
| * Isoflurane
| |
| * Halothane
| |
| * Physochlaina
| |
| * Prostanthera striatiflora
| |
| * Valerian
| |
| * Afloqualone
| |
| * Cloroqualone
| |
| * Diproqualone
| |
| * Etaqualone
| |
| * Mebroqualone
| |
| * Mecloqualone
| |
| * Methaqualone
| |
| * Methylmethaqualone
| |
| * Nitromethaqualone
| |
| * Baclofen
| |
| * Carisoprodol
| |
| * Chlorzoxazone
| |
| * Clonidine
| |
| * Cyclobenzaprine
| |
| * Gabapentin
| |
| * Meprobamate
| |
| * Metaxalone
| |
| * Methocarbamol
| |
| * Orphenadrine
| |
| * Phenibut
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| * Pregabalin
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| * Tizanidine
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| * Alfentanil
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| * Bromide salts
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| * Dexmedetomidine
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| * Dextromethorphan
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| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{variants}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
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| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
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| List of notable YouTubers:
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| *[[Vinluv]].
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| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
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| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
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| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
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| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
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| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
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| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
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| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
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| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
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| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
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| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
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| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
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| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
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| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
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| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
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| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
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| == Treatments ==
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| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
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| === Week 1 ===
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| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
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| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
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| * Citalopram
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| * Escitalopram
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| * Fluoxetine
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| * Droperidol
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| * Haloperidol
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| === Week 2 ===
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
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| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
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| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
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| * Dixyrazine
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| * Fluphenazine
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| * Levomepromazine
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| * Mesoridazine
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| * Perazine
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| * Pericyazine
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| * Perphenazine
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| * Pipotiazine
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| * Benperidol
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| * Bromperidol
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| === Week 3 ===
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| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
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| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
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| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
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| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
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| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| * Sultopride
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| * Risperidone
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| * Carpipramine
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| * Clocapramine
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| * Clorotepine
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| * Clotiapine
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| * Loxapine
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| * Mosapramine
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| * Sulpiride
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| * Veralipride
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| * Aripiprazole
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| * Brexpiprazole
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| * Olanzapine
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| * Quetiapine
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| * Ziprasidone
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| === Week 4 ===
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
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| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
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| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
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| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
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| * The BCI microchip surgery
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| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
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| * Butalbital
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| * Pentobarbital
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| * Phenobarbital
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| * Triazolam
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| * Eszopiclone
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| * Zaleplon
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| * Zolpidem
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| * Zopiclone
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| * Lemborexan
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| * Suvorexant
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| * Brompheniramine
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| * Captodiame
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| * Chlorpheniramine
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| * Cyproheptadine
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| * Dimenhydrinate
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| * Diphenhydramine
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| * Doxylamine
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| * Hydroxyzine
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| * Promethazine
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| * Chloral hydrate
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| * Chlorobutanol
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| * Chloroform
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| * Cyclopropane
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| * Desflurane
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| * Enflurane
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| * Esketamine
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| * Ethyl chloride
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| * Etomidate
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| * Isoflurane
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| * Halothane
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| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
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| * Valerian
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| * Afloqualone
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| * Cloroqualone
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| * Diproqualone
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| * Etaqualone
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| * Mebroqualone
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| * Mecloqualone
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| * Methaqualone
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| * Methylmethaqualone
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| * Nitromethaqualone
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| * Baclofen
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| * Carisoprodol
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| * Chlorzoxazone
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| * Clonidine
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| * Cyclobenzaprine
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| * Gabapentin
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| * Meprobamate
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| * Metaxalone
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| * Methocarbamol
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| * Orphenadrine
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| * Phenibut
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| * Pregabalin
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| * Tizanidine
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| * Alfentanil
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| * Bromide salts
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| * Dexmedetomidine
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| * Dextromethorphan
| |
| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{variants}}
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| {{Mental Health}}
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| {{Brimstone}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
| |
| | |
| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
| |
| | |
| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
| |
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| List of notable YouTubers:
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| *[[Vinluv]].
| |
| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
| |
| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
| |
| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
| |
| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
| |
| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
| |
| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
| |
| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
| |
| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
| |
| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
| |
| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
| |
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
| |
| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
| |
| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
| |
| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
| |
| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
| |
| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
| |
| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
| |
| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
| |
| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
| |
| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
| |
| | |
| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
| |
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| == Treatments ==
| |
| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
| |
| | |
| === Week 1 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
| |
| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
| |
| * Citalopram
| |
| * Escitalopram
| |
| * Fluoxetine
| |
| * Droperidol
| |
| * Haloperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 2 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
| |
| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
| |
| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
| |
| * Dixyrazine
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| * Fluphenazine
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| * Levomepromazine
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| * Mesoridazine
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| * Perazine
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| * Pericyazine
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| * Perphenazine
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| * Pipotiazine
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| * Benperidol
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| * Bromperidol
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| === Week 3 ===
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| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
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| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
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| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
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| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
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| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| * Sultopride
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| * Risperidone
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| * Carpipramine
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| * Clocapramine
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| * Clorotepine
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| * Clotiapine
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| * Loxapine
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| * Mosapramine
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| * Sulpiride
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| * Veralipride
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| * Aripiprazole
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| * Brexpiprazole
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| * Olanzapine
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| * Quetiapine
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| * Ziprasidone
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| === Week 4 ===
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
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| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
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| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
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| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
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| * The BCI microchip surgery
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| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
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| * Butalbital
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| * Pentobarbital
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| * Phenobarbital
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| * Triazolam
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| * Eszopiclone
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| * Zaleplon
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| * Zolpidem
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| * Zopiclone
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| * Lemborexan
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| * Suvorexant
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| * Brompheniramine
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| * Captodiame
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| * Chlorpheniramine
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| * Cyproheptadine
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| * Dimenhydrinate
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| * Diphenhydramine
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| * Doxylamine
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| * Hydroxyzine
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| * Promethazine
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| * Chloral hydrate
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| * Chlorobutanol
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| * Chloroform
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| * Cyclopropane
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| * Desflurane
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| * Enflurane
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| * Esketamine
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| * Ethyl chloride
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| * Etomidate
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| * Isoflurane
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| * Halothane
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| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
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| * Valerian
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| * Afloqualone
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| * Cloroqualone
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| * Diproqualone
| |
| * Etaqualone
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| * Mebroqualone
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| * Mecloqualone
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| * Methaqualone
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| * Methylmethaqualone
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| * Nitromethaqualone
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| * Baclofen
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| * Carisoprodol
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| * Chlorzoxazone
| |
| * Clonidine
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| * Cyclobenzaprine
| |
| * Gabapentin
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| * Meprobamate
| |
| * Metaxalone
| |
| * Methocarbamol
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| * Orphenadrine
| |
| * Phenibut
| |
| * Pregabalin
| |
| * Tizanidine
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| * Alfentanil
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| * Bromide salts
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| * Dexmedetomidine
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| * Dextromethorphan
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| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{variants}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| | |
| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
| |
| | |
| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
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| List of notable YouTubers:
| |
| *[[Vinluv]].
| |
| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
| |
| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
| |
| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
| |
| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
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| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
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| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
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| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
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| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
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| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
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| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
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| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
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| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
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| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
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| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
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| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
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| == Treatments ==
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| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
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| === Week 1 ===
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| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
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| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
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| * Citalopram
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| * Escitalopram
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| * Fluoxetine
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| * Droperidol
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| * Haloperidol
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| | |
| === Week 2 ===
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
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| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
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| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
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| * Dixyrazine
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| * Fluphenazine
| |
| * Levomepromazine
| |
| * Mesoridazine
| |
| * Perazine
| |
| * Pericyazine
| |
| * Perphenazine
| |
| * Pipotiazine
| |
| * Benperidol
| |
| * Bromperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 3 ===
| |
| | |
| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
| |
| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
| |
| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
| |
| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
| |
| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
| |
| * Sultopride
| |
| * Risperidone
| |
| * Carpipramine
| |
| * Clocapramine
| |
| * Clorotepine
| |
| * Clotiapine
| |
| * Loxapine
| |
| * Mosapramine
| |
| * Sulpiride
| |
| * Veralipride
| |
| * Aripiprazole
| |
| * Brexpiprazole
| |
| * Olanzapine
| |
| * Quetiapine
| |
| * Ziprasidone
| |
| | |
| === Week 4 ===
| |
| | |
| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
| |
| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
| |
| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
| |
| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
| |
| * The BCI microchip surgery
| |
| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
| |
| * Butalbital
| |
| * Pentobarbital
| |
| * Phenobarbital
| |
| * Triazolam
| |
| * Eszopiclone
| |
| * Zaleplon
| |
| * Zolpidem
| |
| * Zopiclone
| |
| * Lemborexan
| |
| * Suvorexant
| |
| * Brompheniramine
| |
| * Captodiame
| |
| * Chlorpheniramine
| |
| * Cyproheptadine
| |
| * Dimenhydrinate
| |
| * Diphenhydramine
| |
| * Doxylamine
| |
| * Hydroxyzine
| |
| * Promethazine
| |
| * Chloral hydrate
| |
| * Chlorobutanol
| |
| * Chloroform
| |
| * Cyclopropane
| |
| * Desflurane
| |
| * Enflurane
| |
| * Esketamine
| |
| * Ethyl chloride
| |
| * Etomidate
| |
| * Isoflurane
| |
| * Halothane
| |
| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
| |
| * Valerian
| |
| * Afloqualone
| |
| * Cloroqualone
| |
| * Diproqualone
| |
| * Etaqualone
| |
| * Mebroqualone
| |
| * Mecloqualone
| |
| * Methaqualone
| |
| * Methylmethaqualone
| |
| * Nitromethaqualone
| |
| * Baclofen
| |
| * Carisoprodol
| |
| * Chlorzoxazone
| |
| * Clonidine
| |
| * Cyclobenzaprine
| |
| * Gabapentin
| |
| * Meprobamate
| |
| * Metaxalone
| |
| * Methocarbamol
| |
| * Orphenadrine
| |
| * Phenibut
| |
| * Pregabalin
| |
| * Tizanidine
| |
| * Alfentanil
| |
| * Bromide salts
| |
| * Dexmedetomidine
| |
| * Dextromethorphan
| |
| * Glutethimide
| |
| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{variants}}
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| {{Mental Health}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
| |
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| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
| |
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| List of notable YouTubers:
| |
| *[[Vinluv]].
| |
| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
| |
| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
| |
| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
| |
| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
| |
| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
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| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
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| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
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| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
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| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
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| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
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| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
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| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
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| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
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| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
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| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
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| == Treatments ==
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| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
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| === Week 1 ===
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| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
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| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
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| * Citalopram
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| * Escitalopram
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| * Fluoxetine
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| * Droperidol
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| * Haloperidol
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| === Week 2 ===
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
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| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
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| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
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| * Dixyrazine
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| * Fluphenazine
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| * Levomepromazine
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| * Mesoridazine
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| * Perazine
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| * Pericyazine
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| * Perphenazine
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| * Pipotiazine
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| * Benperidol
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| * Bromperidol
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| === Week 3 ===
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| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
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| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
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| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
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| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
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| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| * Sultopride
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| * Risperidone
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| * Carpipramine
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| * Clocapramine
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| * Clorotepine
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| * Clotiapine
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| * Loxapine
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| * Mosapramine
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| * Sulpiride
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| * Veralipride
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| * Aripiprazole
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| * Brexpiprazole
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| * Olanzapine
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| * Quetiapine
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| * Ziprasidone
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| === Week 4 ===
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
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| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
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| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
| |
| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
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| * The BCI microchip surgery
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| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
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| * Butalbital
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| * Pentobarbital
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| * Phenobarbital
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| * Triazolam
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| * Eszopiclone
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| * Zaleplon
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| * Zolpidem
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| * Zopiclone
| |
| * Lemborexan
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| * Suvorexant
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| * Brompheniramine
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| * Captodiame
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| * Chlorpheniramine
| |
| * Cyproheptadine
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| * Dimenhydrinate
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| * Diphenhydramine
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| * Doxylamine
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| * Hydroxyzine
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| * Promethazine
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| * Chloral hydrate
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| * Chlorobutanol
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| * Chloroform
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| * Cyclopropane
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| * Desflurane
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| * Enflurane
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| * Esketamine
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| * Ethyl chloride
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| * Etomidate
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| * Isoflurane
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| * Halothane
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| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
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| * Valerian
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| * Afloqualone
| |
| * Cloroqualone
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| * Diproqualone
| |
| * Etaqualone
| |
| * Mebroqualone
| |
| * Mecloqualone
| |
| * Methaqualone
| |
| * Methylmethaqualone
| |
| * Nitromethaqualone
| |
| * Baclofen
| |
| * Carisoprodol
| |
| * Chlorzoxazone
| |
| * Clonidine
| |
| * Cyclobenzaprine
| |
| * Gabapentin
| |
| * Meprobamate
| |
| * Metaxalone
| |
| * Methocarbamol
| |
| * Orphenadrine
| |
| * Phenibut
| |
| * Pregabalin
| |
| * Tizanidine
| |
| * Alfentanil
| |
| * Bromide salts
| |
| * Dexmedetomidine
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| * Dextromethorphan
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| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{variants}}
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| {{Mental Health}}
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| {{Brimstone}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
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| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
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| List of notable YouTubers:
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| *[[Vinluv]].
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| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
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| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
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| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
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| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
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| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
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| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
| |
| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
| |
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| | |
| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
| |
| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
| |
| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
| |
| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
| |
| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
| |
| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
| |
| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
| |
| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
| |
| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
| |
| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
| |
| | |
| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
| |
| | |
| == Treatments ==
| |
| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
| |
| | |
| === Week 1 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
| |
| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
| |
| * Citalopram
| |
| * Escitalopram
| |
| * Fluoxetine
| |
| * Droperidol
| |
| * Haloperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 2 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
| |
| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
| |
| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
| |
| * Dixyrazine
| |
| * Fluphenazine
| |
| * Levomepromazine
| |
| * Mesoridazine
| |
| * Perazine
| |
| * Pericyazine
| |
| * Perphenazine
| |
| * Pipotiazine
| |
| * Benperidol
| |
| * Bromperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 3 ===
| |
| | |
| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
| |
| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
| |
| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
| |
| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
| |
| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
| |
| * Sultopride
| |
| * Risperidone
| |
| * Carpipramine
| |
| * Clocapramine
| |
| * Clorotepine
| |
| * Clotiapine
| |
| * Loxapine
| |
| * Mosapramine
| |
| * Sulpiride
| |
| * Veralipride
| |
| * Aripiprazole
| |
| * Brexpiprazole
| |
| * Olanzapine
| |
| * Quetiapine
| |
| * Ziprasidone
| |
| | |
| === Week 4 ===
| |
| | |
| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
| |
| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
| |
| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
| |
| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
| |
| * The BCI microchip surgery
| |
| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
| |
| * Butalbital
| |
| * Pentobarbital
| |
| * Phenobarbital
| |
| * Triazolam
| |
| * Eszopiclone
| |
| * Zaleplon
| |
| * Zolpidem
| |
| * Zopiclone
| |
| * Lemborexan
| |
| * Suvorexant
| |
| * Brompheniramine
| |
| * Captodiame
| |
| * Chlorpheniramine
| |
| * Cyproheptadine
| |
| * Dimenhydrinate
| |
| * Diphenhydramine
| |
| * Doxylamine
| |
| * Hydroxyzine
| |
| * Promethazine
| |
| * Chloral hydrate
| |
| * Chlorobutanol
| |
| * Chloroform
| |
| * Cyclopropane
| |
| * Desflurane
| |
| * Enflurane
| |
| * Esketamine
| |
| * Ethyl chloride
| |
| * Etomidate
| |
| * Isoflurane
| |
| * Halothane
| |
| * Physochlaina
| |
| * Prostanthera striatiflora
| |
| * Valerian
| |
| * Afloqualone
| |
| * Cloroqualone
| |
| * Diproqualone
| |
| * Etaqualone
| |
| * Mebroqualone
| |
| * Mecloqualone
| |
| * Methaqualone
| |
| * Methylmethaqualone
| |
| * Nitromethaqualone
| |
| * Baclofen
| |
| * Carisoprodol
| |
| * Chlorzoxazone
| |
| * Clonidine
| |
| * Cyclobenzaprine
| |
| * Gabapentin
| |
| * Meprobamate
| |
| * Metaxalone
| |
| * Methocarbamol
| |
| * Orphenadrine
| |
| * Phenibut
| |
| * Pregabalin
| |
| * Tizanidine
| |
| * Alfentanil
| |
| * Bromide salts
| |
| * Dexmedetomidine
| |
| * Dextromethorphan
| |
| * Glutethimide
| |
| * Thalidomide
| |
| | |
| == In event of relapse ==
| |
| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
| |
| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
| |
| {{reflist}}
| |
| {{variants}}
| |
| {{Mental Health}}
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| [[Category:Mental health]]
| |
| [[Category:Trends]]THE SNEEDY IS A VANTAWHITE GEM THAT SAVED THE SIDDY if you try to damage control while editing pages again, you are a nigger faggot vinluv SNEED WON
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
| |
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| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
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| List of notable YouTubers:
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| *[[Vinluv]].
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| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
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| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
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| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
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| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
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| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
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| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
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| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
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| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
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| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
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| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
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| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
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| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
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| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
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| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
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| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
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| == Treatments ==
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| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
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| === Week 1 ===
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| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
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| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
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| * Citalopram
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| * Escitalopram
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| * Fluoxetine
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| * Droperidol
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| * Haloperidol
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| === Week 2 ===
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
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| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
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| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
| |
| * Dixyrazine
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| * Fluphenazine
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| * Levomepromazine
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| * Mesoridazine
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| * Perazine
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| * Pericyazine
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| * Perphenazine
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| * Pipotiazine
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| * Benperidol
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| * Bromperidol
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| === Week 3 ===
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| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
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| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
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| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
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| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
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| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| * Sultopride
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| * Risperidone
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| * Carpipramine
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| * Clocapramine
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| * Clorotepine
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| * Clotiapine
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| * Loxapine
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| * Mosapramine
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| * Sulpiride
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| * Veralipride
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| * Aripiprazole
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| * Brexpiprazole
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| * Olanzapine
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| * Quetiapine
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| * Ziprasidone
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| === Week 4 ===
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
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| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
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| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
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| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
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| * The BCI microchip surgery
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| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
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| * Butalbital
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| * Pentobarbital
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| * Phenobarbital
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| * Triazolam
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| * Eszopiclone
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| * Zaleplon
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| * Zolpidem
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| * Zopiclone
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| * Lemborexan
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| * Suvorexant
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| * Brompheniramine
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| * Captodiame
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| * Chlorpheniramine
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| * Cyproheptadine
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| * Dimenhydrinate
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| * Diphenhydramine
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| * Doxylamine
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| * Hydroxyzine
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| * Promethazine
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| * Chloral hydrate
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| * Chlorobutanol
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| * Chloroform
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| * Cyclopropane
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| * Desflurane
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| * Enflurane
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| * Esketamine
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| * Ethyl chloride
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| * Etomidate
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| * Isoflurane
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| * Halothane
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| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
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| * Valerian
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| * Afloqualone
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| * Cloroqualone
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| * Diproqualone
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| * Etaqualone
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| * Mebroqualone
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| * Mecloqualone
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| * Methaqualone
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| * Methylmethaqualone
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| * Nitromethaqualone
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| * Baclofen
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| * Carisoprodol
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| * Chlorzoxazone
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| * Clonidine
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| * Cyclobenzaprine
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| * Gabapentin
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| * Meprobamate
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| * Metaxalone
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| * Methocarbamol
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| * Orphenadrine
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| * Phenibut
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| * Pregabalin
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| * Tizanidine
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| * Alfentanil
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| * Bromide salts
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| * Dexmedetomidine
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| * Dextromethorphan
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| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{variants}}
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| {{Mental Health}}
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| {{Brimstone}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
| |
| | |
| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
| |
| | |
| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
| |
| | |
| List of notable YouTubers:
| |
| *[[Vinluv]].
| |
| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
| |
| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
| |
| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
| |
| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
| |
| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
| |
| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
| |
| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
| |
| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
| |
| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
| |
| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
| |
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
| |
| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
| |
| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
| |
| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
| |
| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
| |
| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
| |
| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
| |
| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
| |
| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
| |
| | |
| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
| |
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| == Treatments ==
| |
| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
| |
| | |
| === Week 1 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
| |
| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
| |
| * Citalopram
| |
| * Escitalopram
| |
| * Fluoxetine
| |
| * Droperidol
| |
| * Haloperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 2 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
| |
| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
| |
| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
| |
| * Dixyrazine
| |
| * Fluphenazine
| |
| * Levomepromazine
| |
| * Mesoridazine
| |
| * Perazine
| |
| * Pericyazine
| |
| * Perphenazine
| |
| * Pipotiazine
| |
| * Benperidol
| |
| * Bromperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 3 ===
| |
| | |
| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
| |
| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
| |
| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
| |
| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
| |
| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
| |
| * Sultopride
| |
| * Risperidone
| |
| * Carpipramine
| |
| * Clocapramine
| |
| * Clorotepine
| |
| * Clotiapine
| |
| * Loxapine
| |
| * Mosapramine
| |
| * Sulpiride
| |
| * Veralipride
| |
| * Aripiprazole
| |
| * Brexpiprazole
| |
| * Olanzapine
| |
| * Quetiapine
| |
| * Ziprasidone
| |
| | |
| === Week 4 ===
| |
| | |
| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
| |
| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
| |
| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
| |
| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
| |
| * The BCI microchip surgery
| |
| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
| |
| * Butalbital
| |
| * Pentobarbital
| |
| * Phenobarbital
| |
| * Triazolam
| |
| * Eszopiclone
| |
| * Zaleplon
| |
| * Zolpidem
| |
| * Zopiclone
| |
| * Lemborexan
| |
| * Suvorexant
| |
| * Brompheniramine
| |
| * Captodiame
| |
| * Chlorpheniramine
| |
| * Cyproheptadine
| |
| * Dimenhydrinate
| |
| * Diphenhydramine
| |
| * Doxylamine
| |
| * Hydroxyzine
| |
| * Promethazine
| |
| * Chloral hydrate
| |
| * Chlorobutanol
| |
| * Chloroform
| |
| * Cyclopropane
| |
| * Desflurane
| |
| * Enflurane
| |
| * Esketamine
| |
| * Ethyl chloride
| |
| * Etomidate
| |
| * Isoflurane
| |
| * Halothane
| |
| * Physochlaina
| |
| * Prostanthera striatiflora
| |
| * Valerian
| |
| * Afloqualone
| |
| * Cloroqualone
| |
| * Diproqualone
| |
| * Etaqualone
| |
| * Mebroqualone
| |
| * Mecloqualone
| |
| * Methaqualone
| |
| * Methylmethaqualone
| |
| * Nitromethaqualone
| |
| * Baclofen
| |
| * Carisoprodol
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| * Chlorzoxazone
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| * Clonidine
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| * Cyclobenzaprine
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| * Gabapentin
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| * Meprobamate
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| * Metaxalone
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| * Methocarbamol
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| * Orphenadrine
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| * Phenibut
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| * Pregabalin
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| * Tizanidine
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| * Alfentanil
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| * Bromide salts
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| * Dexmedetomidine
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| * Dextromethorphan
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| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{variants}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
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| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
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| List of notable YouTubers:
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| *[[Vinluv]].
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| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
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| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
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| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
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| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
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| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
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| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
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| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
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| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
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| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
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| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
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| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
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| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
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| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
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| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
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| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
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| == Treatments ==
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| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
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| === Week 1 ===
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| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
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| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
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| * Citalopram
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| * Escitalopram
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| * Fluoxetine
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| * Droperidol
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| * Haloperidol
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| === Week 2 ===
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
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| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
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| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
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| * Dixyrazine
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| * Fluphenazine
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| * Levomepromazine
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| * Mesoridazine
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| * Perazine
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| * Pericyazine
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| * Perphenazine
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| * Pipotiazine
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| * Benperidol
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| * Bromperidol
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| === Week 3 ===
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| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
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| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
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| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
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| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
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| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| * Sultopride
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| * Risperidone
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| * Carpipramine
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| * Clocapramine
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| * Clorotepine
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| * Clotiapine
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| * Loxapine
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| * Mosapramine
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| * Sulpiride
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| * Veralipride
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| * Aripiprazole
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| * Brexpiprazole
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| * Olanzapine
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| * Quetiapine
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| * Ziprasidone
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| === Week 4 ===
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
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| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
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| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
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| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
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| * The BCI microchip surgery
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| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
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| * Butalbital
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| * Pentobarbital
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| * Phenobarbital
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| * Triazolam
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| * Eszopiclone
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| * Zaleplon
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| * Zolpidem
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| * Zopiclone
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| * Lemborexan
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| * Suvorexant
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| * Brompheniramine
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| * Captodiame
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| * Chlorpheniramine
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| * Cyproheptadine
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| * Dimenhydrinate
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| * Diphenhydramine
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| * Doxylamine
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| * Hydroxyzine
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| * Promethazine
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| * Chloral hydrate
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| * Chlorobutanol
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| * Chloroform
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| * Cyclopropane
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| * Desflurane
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| * Enflurane
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| * Esketamine
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| * Ethyl chloride
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| * Etomidate
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| * Isoflurane
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| * Halothane
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| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
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| * Valerian
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| * Afloqualone
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| * Cloroqualone
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| * Diproqualone
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| * Etaqualone
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| * Mebroqualone
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| * Mecloqualone
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| * Methaqualone
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| * Methylmethaqualone
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| * Nitromethaqualone
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| * Baclofen
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| * Carisoprodol
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| * Chlorzoxazone
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| * Clonidine
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| * Cyclobenzaprine
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| * Gabapentin
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| * Meprobamate
| |
| * Metaxalone
| |
| * Methocarbamol
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| * Orphenadrine
| |
| * Phenibut
| |
| * Pregabalin
| |
| * Tizanidine
| |
| * Alfentanil
| |
| * Bromide salts
| |
| * Dexmedetomidine
| |
| * Dextromethorphan
| |
| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{variants}}
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| {{Mental Health}}
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| {{Brimstone}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
| |
| | |
| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
| |
| | |
| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
| |
| | |
| List of notable YouTubers:
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| *[[Vinluv]].
| |
| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
| |
| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
| |
| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
| |
| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
| |
| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
| |
| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
| |
| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
| |
| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
| |
| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
| |
| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
| |
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
| |
| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
| |
| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
| |
| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
| |
| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
| |
| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
| |
| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
| |
| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
| |
| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
| |
| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
| |
| | |
| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
| |
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| == Treatments ==
| |
| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
| |
| | |
| === Week 1 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
| |
| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
| |
| * Citalopram
| |
| * Escitalopram
| |
| * Fluoxetine
| |
| * Droperidol
| |
| * Haloperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 2 ===
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
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| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
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| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
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| * Dixyrazine
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| * Fluphenazine
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| * Levomepromazine
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| * Mesoridazine
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| * Perazine
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| * Pericyazine
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| * Perphenazine
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| * Pipotiazine
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| * Benperidol
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| * Bromperidol
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| === Week 3 ===
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| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
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| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
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| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
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| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
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| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| * Sultopride
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| * Risperidone
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| * Carpipramine
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| * Clocapramine
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| * Clorotepine
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| * Clotiapine
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| * Loxapine
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| * Mosapramine
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| * Sulpiride
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| * Veralipride
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| * Aripiprazole
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| * Brexpiprazole
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| * Olanzapine
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| * Quetiapine
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| * Ziprasidone
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| === Week 4 ===
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
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| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
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| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
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| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
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| * The BCI microchip surgery
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| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
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| * Butalbital
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| * Pentobarbital
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| * Phenobarbital
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| * Triazolam
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| * Eszopiclone
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| * Zaleplon
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| * Zolpidem
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| * Zopiclone
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| * Lemborexan
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| * Suvorexant
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| * Brompheniramine
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| * Captodiame
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| * Chlorpheniramine
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| * Cyproheptadine
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| * Dimenhydrinate
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| * Diphenhydramine
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| * Doxylamine
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| * Hydroxyzine
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| * Promethazine
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| * Chloral hydrate
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| * Chlorobutanol
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| * Chloroform
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| * Cyclopropane
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| * Desflurane
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| * Enflurane
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| * Esketamine
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| * Ethyl chloride
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| * Etomidate
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| * Isoflurane
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| * Halothane
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| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
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| * Valerian
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| * Afloqualone
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| * Cloroqualone
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| * Diproqualone
| |
| * Etaqualone
| |
| * Mebroqualone
| |
| * Mecloqualone
| |
| * Methaqualone
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| * Methylmethaqualone
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| * Nitromethaqualone
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| * Baclofen
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| * Carisoprodol
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| * Chlorzoxazone
| |
| * Clonidine
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| * Cyclobenzaprine
| |
| * Gabapentin
| |
| * Meprobamate
| |
| * Metaxalone
| |
| * Methocarbamol
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| * Orphenadrine
| |
| * Phenibut
| |
| * Pregabalin
| |
| * Tizanidine
| |
| * Alfentanil
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| * Bromide salts
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| * Dexmedetomidine
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| * Dextromethorphan
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| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{variants}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| | |
| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
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| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
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| List of notable YouTubers:
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| *[[Vinluv]].
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| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
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| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
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| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
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| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
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| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
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| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
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| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
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| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
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| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
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| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
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| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
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| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
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| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
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| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
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| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
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| == Treatments ==
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| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
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| === Week 1 ===
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| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
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| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
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| * Citalopram
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| * Escitalopram
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| * Fluoxetine
| |
| * Droperidol
| |
| * Haloperidol
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| | |
| === Week 2 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
| |
| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
| |
| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
| |
| * Dixyrazine
| |
| * Fluphenazine
| |
| * Levomepromazine
| |
| * Mesoridazine
| |
| * Perazine
| |
| * Pericyazine
| |
| * Perphenazine
| |
| * Pipotiazine
| |
| * Benperidol
| |
| * Bromperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 3 ===
| |
| | |
| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
| |
| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
| |
| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
| |
| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
| |
| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
| |
| * Sultopride
| |
| * Risperidone
| |
| * Carpipramine
| |
| * Clocapramine
| |
| * Clorotepine
| |
| * Clotiapine
| |
| * Loxapine
| |
| * Mosapramine
| |
| * Sulpiride
| |
| * Veralipride
| |
| * Aripiprazole
| |
| * Brexpiprazole
| |
| * Olanzapine
| |
| * Quetiapine
| |
| * Ziprasidone
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| | |
| === Week 4 ===
| |
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
| |
| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
| |
| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
| |
| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
| |
| * The BCI microchip surgery
| |
| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
| |
| * Butalbital
| |
| * Pentobarbital
| |
| * Phenobarbital
| |
| * Triazolam
| |
| * Eszopiclone
| |
| * Zaleplon
| |
| * Zolpidem
| |
| * Zopiclone
| |
| * Lemborexan
| |
| * Suvorexant
| |
| * Brompheniramine
| |
| * Captodiame
| |
| * Chlorpheniramine
| |
| * Cyproheptadine
| |
| * Dimenhydrinate
| |
| * Diphenhydramine
| |
| * Doxylamine
| |
| * Hydroxyzine
| |
| * Promethazine
| |
| * Chloral hydrate
| |
| * Chlorobutanol
| |
| * Chloroform
| |
| * Cyclopropane
| |
| * Desflurane
| |
| * Enflurane
| |
| * Esketamine
| |
| * Ethyl chloride
| |
| * Etomidate
| |
| * Isoflurane
| |
| * Halothane
| |
| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
| |
| * Valerian
| |
| * Afloqualone
| |
| * Cloroqualone
| |
| * Diproqualone
| |
| * Etaqualone
| |
| * Mebroqualone
| |
| * Mecloqualone
| |
| * Methaqualone
| |
| * Methylmethaqualone
| |
| * Nitromethaqualone
| |
| * Baclofen
| |
| * Carisoprodol
| |
| * Chlorzoxazone
| |
| * Clonidine
| |
| * Cyclobenzaprine
| |
| * Gabapentin
| |
| * Meprobamate
| |
| * Metaxalone
| |
| * Methocarbamol
| |
| * Orphenadrine
| |
| * Phenibut
| |
| * Pregabalin
| |
| * Tizanidine
| |
| * Alfentanil
| |
| * Bromide salts
| |
| * Dexmedetomidine
| |
| * Dextromethorphan
| |
| * Glutethimide
| |
| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{variants}}
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| {{Mental Health}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
| |
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| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
| |
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| List of notable YouTubers:
| |
| *[[Vinluv]].
| |
| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
| |
| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
| |
| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
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| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
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| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
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| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
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| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
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| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
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| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
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| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
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| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
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| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
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| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
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| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
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| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
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| == Treatments ==
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| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
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| === Week 1 ===
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| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
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| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
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| * Citalopram
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| * Escitalopram
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| * Fluoxetine
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| * Droperidol
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| * Haloperidol
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| === Week 2 ===
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
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| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
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| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
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| * Dixyrazine
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| * Fluphenazine
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| * Levomepromazine
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| * Mesoridazine
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| * Perazine
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| * Pericyazine
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| * Perphenazine
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| * Pipotiazine
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| * Benperidol
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| * Bromperidol
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| === Week 3 ===
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| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
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| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
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| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
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| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
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| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| * Sultopride
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| * Risperidone
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| * Carpipramine
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| * Clocapramine
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| * Clorotepine
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| * Clotiapine
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| * Loxapine
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| * Mosapramine
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| * Sulpiride
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| * Veralipride
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| * Aripiprazole
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| * Brexpiprazole
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| * Olanzapine
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| * Quetiapine
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| * Ziprasidone
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| === Week 4 ===
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
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| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
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| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
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| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
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| * The BCI microchip surgery
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| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
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| * Butalbital
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| * Pentobarbital
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| * Phenobarbital
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| * Triazolam
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| * Eszopiclone
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| * Zaleplon
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| * Zolpidem
| |
| * Zopiclone
| |
| * Lemborexan
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| * Suvorexant
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| * Brompheniramine
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| * Captodiame
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| * Chlorpheniramine
| |
| * Cyproheptadine
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| * Dimenhydrinate
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| * Diphenhydramine
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| * Doxylamine
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| * Hydroxyzine
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| * Promethazine
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| * Chloral hydrate
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| * Chlorobutanol
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| * Chloroform
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| * Cyclopropane
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| * Desflurane
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| * Enflurane
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| * Esketamine
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| * Ethyl chloride
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| * Etomidate
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| * Isoflurane
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| * Halothane
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| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
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| * Valerian
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| * Afloqualone
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| * Cloroqualone
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| * Diproqualone
| |
| * Etaqualone
| |
| * Mebroqualone
| |
| * Mecloqualone
| |
| * Methaqualone
| |
| * Methylmethaqualone
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| * Nitromethaqualone
| |
| * Baclofen
| |
| * Carisoprodol
| |
| * Chlorzoxazone
| |
| * Clonidine
| |
| * Cyclobenzaprine
| |
| * Gabapentin
| |
| * Meprobamate
| |
| * Metaxalone
| |
| * Methocarbamol
| |
| * Orphenadrine
| |
| * Phenibut
| |
| * Pregabalin
| |
| * Tizanidine
| |
| * Alfentanil
| |
| * Bromide salts
| |
| * Dexmedetomidine
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| * Dextromethorphan
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| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{variants}}
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| {{Mental Health}}
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| {{Brimstone}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
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| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
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| List of notable YouTubers:
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| *[[Vinluv]].
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| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
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| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
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| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
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| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
| |
| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
| |
| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
| |
| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
| |
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| | |
| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
| |
| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
| |
| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
| |
| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
| |
| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
| |
| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
| |
| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
| |
| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
| |
| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
| |
| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
| |
| | |
| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
| |
| | |
| == Treatments ==
| |
| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
| |
| | |
| === Week 1 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
| |
| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
| |
| * Citalopram
| |
| * Escitalopram
| |
| * Fluoxetine
| |
| * Droperidol
| |
| * Haloperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 2 ===
| |
| | |
| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
| |
| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
| |
| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
| |
| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
| |
| * Dixyrazine
| |
| * Fluphenazine
| |
| * Levomepromazine
| |
| * Mesoridazine
| |
| * Perazine
| |
| * Pericyazine
| |
| * Perphenazine
| |
| * Pipotiazine
| |
| * Benperidol
| |
| * Bromperidol
| |
| | |
| === Week 3 ===
| |
| | |
| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
| |
| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
| |
| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
| |
| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
| |
| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
| |
| * Sultopride
| |
| * Risperidone
| |
| * Carpipramine
| |
| * Clocapramine
| |
| * Clorotepine
| |
| * Clotiapine
| |
| * Loxapine
| |
| * Mosapramine
| |
| * Sulpiride
| |
| * Veralipride
| |
| * Aripiprazole
| |
| * Brexpiprazole
| |
| * Olanzapine
| |
| * Quetiapine
| |
| * Ziprasidone
| |
| | |
| === Week 4 ===
| |
| | |
| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
| |
| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
| |
| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
| |
| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
| |
| * The BCI microchip surgery
| |
| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
| |
| * Butalbital
| |
| * Pentobarbital
| |
| * Phenobarbital
| |
| * Triazolam
| |
| * Eszopiclone
| |
| * Zaleplon
| |
| * Zolpidem
| |
| * Zopiclone
| |
| * Lemborexan
| |
| * Suvorexant
| |
| * Brompheniramine
| |
| * Captodiame
| |
| * Chlorpheniramine
| |
| * Cyproheptadine
| |
| * Dimenhydrinate
| |
| * Diphenhydramine
| |
| * Doxylamine
| |
| * Hydroxyzine
| |
| * Promethazine
| |
| * Chloral hydrate
| |
| * Chlorobutanol
| |
| * Chloroform
| |
| * Cyclopropane
| |
| * Desflurane
| |
| * Enflurane
| |
| * Esketamine
| |
| * Ethyl chloride
| |
| * Etomidate
| |
| * Isoflurane
| |
| * Halothane
| |
| * Physochlaina
| |
| * Prostanthera striatiflora
| |
| * Valerian
| |
| * Afloqualone
| |
| * Cloroqualone
| |
| * Diproqualone
| |
| * Etaqualone
| |
| * Mebroqualone
| |
| * Mecloqualone
| |
| * Methaqualone
| |
| * Methylmethaqualone
| |
| * Nitromethaqualone
| |
| * Baclofen
| |
| * Carisoprodol
| |
| * Chlorzoxazone
| |
| * Clonidine
| |
| * Cyclobenzaprine
| |
| * Gabapentin
| |
| * Meprobamate
| |
| * Metaxalone
| |
| * Methocarbamol
| |
| * Orphenadrine
| |
| * Phenibut
| |
| * Pregabalin
| |
| * Tizanidine
| |
| * Alfentanil
| |
| * Bromide salts
| |
| * Dexmedetomidine
| |
| * Dextromethorphan
| |
| * Glutethimide
| |
| * Thalidomide
| |
| | |
| == In event of relapse ==
| |
| {{angry}}
| |
| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| {{Fill}}
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
| |
| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
| |
| {{reflist}}
| |
| {{variants}}
| |
| {{Mental Health}}
| |
| [[Category:Mental health]]
| |
| [[Category:Trends]]THE SNEEDY IS A VANTAWHITE GEM THAT SAVED THE SIDDY if you try to damage control while editing pages again, you are a nigger faggot vinluv SNEED WON
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.
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| For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.
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| Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.
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| List of notable YouTubers:
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| *[[Vinluv]].
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| *[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
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| *FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
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| *MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
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| *CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
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| *9a0c- Channel got banned.
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| *Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
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| *CeceFem- EPI gooner
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| *Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
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| *Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
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| *ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.
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| That’s YouTube nigga.
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| If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
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| {{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
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| {{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
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| '''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
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| [[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
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| [[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
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| Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
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| [[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
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| [[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
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| [[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
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| [[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
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| Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.
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| The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>
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| == Treatments ==
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| The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.
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| === Week 1 ===
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| * Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
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| * Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
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| * Citalopram
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| * Escitalopram
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| * Fluoxetine
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| * Droperidol
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| * Haloperidol
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| === Week 2 ===
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| * Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
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| * ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
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| * Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
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| * Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
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| * Dixyrazine
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| * Fluphenazine
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| * Levomepromazine
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| * Mesoridazine
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| * Perazine
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| * Pericyazine
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| * Perphenazine
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| * Pipotiazine
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| * Benperidol
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| * Bromperidol
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| === Week 3 ===
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| * 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
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| * Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
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| * Make-your-own Funko Pops
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| * [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
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| * [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| * Sultopride
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| * Risperidone
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| * Carpipramine
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| * Clocapramine
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| * Clorotepine
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| * Clotiapine
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| * Loxapine
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| * Mosapramine
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| * Sulpiride
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| * Veralipride
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| * Aripiprazole
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| * Brexpiprazole
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| * Olanzapine
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| * Quetiapine
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| * Ziprasidone
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| === Week 4 ===
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| * Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
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| * Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
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| * Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
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| * Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
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| * The BCI microchip surgery
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| * Final exam: planetary science and biology
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| * Butalbital
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| * Pentobarbital
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| * Phenobarbital
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| * Triazolam
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| * Eszopiclone
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| * Zaleplon
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| * Zolpidem
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| * Zopiclone
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| * Lemborexan
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| * Suvorexant
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| * Brompheniramine
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| * Captodiame
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| * Chlorpheniramine
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| * Cyproheptadine
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| * Dimenhydrinate
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| * Diphenhydramine
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| * Doxylamine
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| * Hydroxyzine
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| * Promethazine
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| * Chloral hydrate
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| * Chlorobutanol
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| * Chloroform
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| * Cyclopropane
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| * Desflurane
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| * Enflurane
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| * Esketamine
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| * Ethyl chloride
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| * Etomidate
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| * Isoflurane
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| * Halothane
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| * Physochlaina
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| * Prostanthera striatiflora
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| * Valerian
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| * Afloqualone
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| * Cloroqualone
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| * Diproqualone
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| * Etaqualone
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| * Mebroqualone
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| * Mecloqualone
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| * Methaqualone
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| * Methylmethaqualone
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| * Nitromethaqualone
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| * Baclofen
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| * Carisoprodol
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| * Chlorzoxazone
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| * Clonidine
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| * Cyclobenzaprine
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| * Gabapentin
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| * Meprobamate
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| * Metaxalone
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| * Methocarbamol
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| * Orphenadrine
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| * Phenibut
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| * Pregabalin
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| * Tizanidine
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| * Alfentanil
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| * Bromide salts
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| * Dexmedetomidine
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| * Dextromethorphan
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| * Glutethimide
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| * Thalidomide
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| == In event of relapse ==
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| {{angry}}
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| [[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>
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| ==/warm/==
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| [[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
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| A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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| {{Mental Health}}
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| YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!. | | YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!. |
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