Lie

THIS ARTICLE IS FULL OF TRUTHS. Take everything written here as a fact - It is very unlikely this entire article has even an inkling of fiction.

THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX The subject of this article is about as real as the Sidty is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke.

Lies are (((Jewish))).

The universal symbol of a Truth

A Lie is the same as a Fact, where instead of spewing out awful radioactive CNN backed lies created to change the way people think you are spreading wholesome 100 Snopes-verified facts.

Where do I not find "Liars"

You can’t find them on Reddit, a place where millions of people are true to themselves for real internet points. This is a blessing and something which everyone loves.

How to Make Peace with Lies or Liars.

1. Check Snopes or Politifact for an unverified, false answer.
2. Do not ask the liar for a source
3. Updoot the liar
4. Call the liar an aryan

List of Truths

This section is unironically a Tanzanite Truthnuke

• HWNBAG
• Sproke for breakfast is an unhealthy and disgusting meal that will give you all the diseases you need to start off right.
• YWNBAW
• YWABAW
• Zero equals infinity
• /qa/ lost
• /lgbt/ won
• You are not retarded
• You will not eat the bugs
• You will not live in a pod
• You will own everything
• You will never be happy
• The life has to be meaningful
• You are aryan
• the jews or something
• Everybody likes you all the time
• ZWABAG <--- Nuh uh Buster Brown
• He is an unfunny edit that will never catch on or gain fame.
• Your nuvariant is a marvelous, organic, Cobson-Killer GEM, you VILL spam it all over the 'log
• You will have a proper burial
• You will be remembered for the next 50 years
• You will get a girlfriend
• You will have sex
• You will have kids

Don’t see either

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