{{Antimatter}}{{IronicGem}}[[File:New Level Retard.png|thumb|Pictured: A Feral suffering from Giga-Retard Syndrome. He displays complete alienation from anything resembling a rational thought, and he has an anti-matter black hole for a head. The perpetrators of this awful crime have not yet been identified.]]'''Antimatter''' (aka '''Sharty Killing Coal''', [[Emojis|✌☠❄🙂💣✌❄❄👈☀️]] (Oh my heckin' WD Gaster are those Wingdings????) or '''Coal 2''') is a newer, more potent form of [[brimstone]].{{note|in other words, an [[obsessed brimstone|obsessed form of brimstone]]}} Its quality is so atrocious that it is universally hated by every [[soyteen]]. Sometimes, instances of antimatter can't even be named due to how ugly and terrible they are. Another sign that something is antimatter is that [[jannies]] hate it and it gets banned, although this also happens with [[Gem|gems]].
Nothing can transform into antimatter, it can only be created. It is impossible to make antimatter of an existing variant. Instead, it is more feasible to create an antimatter variant, which is what the entire [[Poopson]] saga was about.
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In a study on death row inmates<ref>Inside the Minds of Death Row Inmates, 2019 - Soyschwartz & SoyDonald</ref>, soychologists found that creators of antimatter (referred to as supernigrum lapis improbus within the study) tested high in psychopathic traits, roughly the same as [[Rapeson|murderers]], and cases of [[schizophrenia]] occurred 2000% more often than within the general death row population.
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Sometimes antimatter can be so potent and vile that it collapses into a [[singularity]].
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== In relation to other rankings ==
Antimatter is the second rarest known [[Gem/Coal Rating System|quality of post]]. It is only more common than a [[The gem that saved the Party|Sharty-saving]] diamond glisterald, which hasn't been identified yet. [[The Experts|Soyentists]] have concluded that this is due to the [[fact]] that the average soyteen has a higher capacity to seethe than to appreciate a proper [[gem]].
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=== Examples of antimatter ===
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* '''[[Poopson]]''' (Poopson, however, might be worse than antimatter, and will invent a new tier below antimatter)
* '''[[Cobbess]]''' - Deranged drawing from [[minus8]]. So coaly that xis social media presence got nuked by soyteens. The variant itself also got banned within most of the [[Soysphere]].
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* '''P*tra''' - Draws universal hate from chuds and troons alike, and from 4cucks and predditors. This is the definitive NAS antimatter, so unbearably awful that it may even be classified as a quasi-poopson or pseudo-coal 3. It originated from {{Brimtext|a site full of pedophiles}} and is believed to have been traced from genuine CSAM, hence why we don't even want it hosted on the 'ki for archival purposes.
* '''[[Shitlita]]''' - Forced pedophilic ""variant"" that was mostly used by [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]] for [[Self-insert syndrome|self-inserting]]. Thankfully got banned at the beginning of the [[Froot]] era.
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* '''[[Brojak]]''' - NAP, but still awful past-brimstone stage.
* '''[[Discord]]''' - Hated universally for the immense damage it did to to [[Soysphere]], [[Niggerhell|hostile 'cords]] have been a huge problem since the beginning of [[Soyjak.party|The Party]]'s history.
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* '''[[Giggly Goonclown]]''' - "I'd rather see cartel execution videos" -[[Anonymous]]
* '''[[Variant:Unknown|variant:unknowns]]''' - As a group, they are not necessarily antimatter, but a few do reach this category of awfulness. Some of them get buried in the [[Booru.soy|'ru]].
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* [[File:Antimatter.png|thumb]]'''Snakecat''' - Forced NAS antimatter that may contain embedded 'p. Likely created by der 'cord with the goal of killing the Sharty-- it is no coincidence that the Sharty temporarily went down shortly after the Snakecat spam.
* '''[[Pedophilia]]''' and anything related to it like '''[[Lolicon]]''' and '''[[Failtroll|Failtrolls]]'''
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* '''[['p]]''' - Illegal for good reason, commonly spammed by 'cordpedos to shut down websites xhey don't like. 'P spam on the Sharty was once common (especially during the late [[Soot]] era), but it's now very rare thanks to hashbans and [[Media Pending Approval|the media approval system]].
* '''[[The ████████ ████ ████████]] of July 2Ϫ, 19ϪϪ'''. So horrific and tragic that mere mention of the events is enough to cause nausea.
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*'''Coal 3''' - (aka '''world-ending coal''') is the ultimate form of coal, something that is so incredibly coaly that it ends the world, due to civilization being heavily demoralized and damaged by this coal. Even the most remote tribes aren't safe from Coal 3. Comparable to a [[singularity]].
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*'''Coal 4''' - Tranime
*'''Coal 5''' - is the worst thing to ever exist. Soyence reports it's the worst thing that could happen to soyumanity and will explode everyone. It's [[UTTP|darker than coal.]]
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*'''Coal 6''' - is beyond coal, the unknown. We don't know what beyond coal 5, and don't want to.
*'''[[The coal that is killing /soy/|Coal Ϫ]]''' - is the purest form of vantablackcoaldustniggerbrimstoneantimatter and will kill every soyteen that views it, ending the Sharty forever unless [[the gem that saved the Party|the mythical tanzaniterald that saves it]] is created.
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{{Coaltext|'''Joeltoko Klekiteen'''}}, {{Acktext|[[Trannies|pronouns]]}} [[DNB|was/were]], [[dox|POWER NAME]] [[FNF Pedo|'''Alfred Poopenstein''']], was a [[Nigger|shitskin]] [[tranny]] from 'book [[Literal who|who]] made a post about [[Cobson]] [[or something]]. He lived on [[Ohio|1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas.]] He is 2% Ashkenazi {{Echoes|[[Jewish]]}}, according to [[Science|DNA tests]], and 18% [[Africa|Sub-Saharan African]]. She's also [[Irish]] o algo.
'''On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.'''
== The {{Partysavingtext|[[Cobson]]}} Incident ==
Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite [[Cobson]] on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on [[sude/|/sude/]], posting a screenshot of the post, and calling [[Soyteen|'oyim]] to [[raid]] her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get [[Fail|dropped]].
== Last Post ==
On July 28th, 1999, [[Nophono|Alfred]] announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, [[Geg|in which {{Partysavingtext|he drank an entire liter of bleach}}, {{Gemtext|noosed himself}}, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.]] The video [[Ack|cuts off]] 10 minutes later.
== Dox ==
Name: Alfred [[Poopson|Poopenstein]]
Spouse: <s>Norbert</s> '''Nancy''' Poopenstein{{cn|THATS '''MY''' TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!}}
[[Ohio|1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000]]<ref>the [[Goy|goyim]] said so</ref>
Occupation: Tester @ [[BBC]]s for [[Trump|TRVMP]]
Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!
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Pictured: A Feral suffering from Giga-Retard Syndrome. He displays complete alienation from anything resembling a rational thought, and he has an anti-matter black hole for a head. The perpetrators of this awful crime have not yet been identified.
Antimatter (aka Sharty Killing Coal, ✌☠❄🙂💣✌❄❄👈☀️ (Oh my heckin' WD Gaster are those Wingdings????) or Coal 2) is a newer, more potent form of brimstone.[lower-alpha 1] Its quality is so atrocious that it is universally hated by every soyteen. Sometimes, instances of antimatter can't even be named due to how ugly and terrible they are. Another sign that something is antimatter is that jannies hate it and it gets banned, although this also happens with gems.
Nothing can transform into antimatter, it can only be created. It is impossible to make antimatter of an existing variant. Instead, it is more feasible to create an antimatter variant, which is what the entire Poopson saga was about.
In a study on death row inmates[1], soychologists found that creators of antimatter (referred to as supernigrum lapis improbus within the study) tested high in psychopathic traits, roughly the same as murderers, and cases of schizophrenia occurred 2000% more often than within the general death row population.
Sometimes antimatter can be so potent and vile that it collapses into a singularity.
Antimatter is the second rarest known quality of post. It is only more common than a Sharty-saving diamond glisterald, which hasn't been identified yet. Soyentists have concluded that this is due to the fact that the average soyteen has a higher capacity to seethe than to appreciate a proper gem.
Examples of antimatter
Poopson (Poopson, however, might be worse than antimatter, and will invent a new tier below antimatter)
Cobbess - Deranged drawing from minus8. So coaly that xis social media presence got nuked by soyteens. The variant itself also got banned within most of the Soysphere.
P*tra - Draws universal hate from chuds and troons alike, and from 4cucks and predditors. This is the definitive NAS antimatter, so unbearably awful that it may even be classified as a quasi-poopson or pseudo-coal 3. It originated from <templatestyles src="ShakeMove.css"/>a site full of pedophiles and is believed to have been traced from genuine CSAM, hence why we don't even want it hosted on the 'ki for archival purposes.
Shitlita - Forced pedophilic ""variant"" that was mostly used by pedophiles for self-inserting. Thankfully got banned at the beginning of the Froot era.
Brojak - NAP, but still awful past-brimstone stage.
Discord - Hated universally for the immense damage it did to to Soysphere, hostile 'cords have been a huge problem since the beginning of The Party's history.
variant:unknowns - As a group, they are not necessarily antimatter, but a few do reach this category of awfulness. Some of them get buried in the 'ru.
Snakecat - Forced NAS antimatter that may contain embedded 'p. Likely created by der 'cord with the goal of killing the Sharty-- it is no coincidence that the Sharty temporarily went down shortly after the Snakecat spam.
'p - Illegal for good reason, commonly spammed by 'cordpedos to shut down websites xhey don't like. 'P spam on the Sharty was once common (especially during the late Soot era), but it's now very rare thanks to hashbans and the media approval system.
The ████████ ████ ████████ of July 2Ϫ, 19ϪϪ. So horrific and tragic that mere mention of the events is enough to cause nausea.
You[You just are, okay?] - i transheart 20 year old jokes from oldfag drama wiki
Coal 3 - (aka world-ending coal) is the ultimate form of coal, something that is so incredibly coaly that it ends the world, due to civilization being heavily demoralized and damaged by this coal. Even the most remote tribes aren't safe from Coal 3. Comparable to a singularity.
Coal 4 - Tranime
Coal 5 - is the worst thing to ever exist. Soyence reports it's the worst thing that could happen to soyumanity and will explode everyone. It's darker than coal.
Coal 6 - is beyond coal, the unknown. We don't know what beyond coal 5, and don't want to.
Coal Ϫ - is the purest form of vantablackcoaldustniggerbrimstoneantimatter and will kill every soyteen that views it, ending the Sharty forever unless the mythical tanzaniterald that saves it is created.