DOCTOS

OW OW OW THAT HURTS HELP ME DOCTOOOOOS

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   DOCTOS is a gem.
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Doctos is a funny edit of the Classic Soyjak, depicting him as shocked. He has grey eyes, a grey tongue and an ear.

He is mostly used to express shock and being scared. He is also attached to posts with ridiculous non-existent web addresses that would be shocking if they were to be real, such as http://cp.cloudflare.com/ (even though its real (it does wordswordswords some nerdy connection related shit)).

A /soy/ poster once claimed that the phrase "doctos" arose from a single /qa/ poster, that being himself. It is believed that "Doctos" is a corruption of "Doctors". His skull is also known to have been cracked (Most probably by DOCTOS while trying to remove his ears).

Since February 2025, Doctos is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party.

He is currently busy blowing something out of proportion!

He is sometimes paired with Darkiplier too.

Gallery

• A commonly used edit of him with an "oyy my goddddddd" award

  A commonly used edit of him with an "oyy my goddddddd" award

• Doctos with large ear

  This image of him with a large ear and no glasses is also used.

• Glitchy Doctos

  Glitchy Doctos

• Stretched Doctos

  Stretchy boyyyyyy

• Deformed Doctos

  Deformed

• Front-facing variant

  Front-facing variant

• File:Doctosvideo2.mp4
• Cobtos

  Cobtos

• Looptos

  Looptos

• Impish variant

  Impish variant

• So scared xhe Acked xerself

  So scared xhe Acked xerself

• Mind blown

  Mind blown

• DOCTOS HE TURN ME TO THE SIDE

  DOCTOS HE TURN ME TO THE SIDE

• Shirtjak

  Shirtjak

• NIGGA WHERE'S THE NUTS

  NIGGA WHERE'S THE NUTS

Citations

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