{{Singularity}}{{Infobox Soyjak|image=[[File:Unknown.png|300px]]|origin=July 8, 2023|type=Hypothetical variant|name={{Singularitytext|Poopson}}<br><small>The Destroyer</small><br><small>The Coal that will kill the Party</small>}}{{Singularitytext|Poopson}} is a [[Hypothetical soyjak|hypothetical]] [[soyjak]] variant that was rumored and prophesized to be [[the coal that is killing /soy/|the coal that will destroy the sharty]].
Poopson is being created RIGHT NOW by the [[CIA|United States federal government]] as a superweapon. He awaits use.{{CitationNeeded}}
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The original prophecy expected Poopson to be created around early 2024, possibly during the [[Brimstone Winter|brimstone winter]]. Eventually this time period came and went without a new soyjak variant that could be unilaterally declared as Poopson, discrediting the original prophecy. [[Though|Thoughever]], Poopson's creation is still a realistic event, no matter what specific time it will be said to happen.
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This variant is argued to be so [[vantablack]] that it will cause massive unrest amongst [[soyteen|'teens]], possibly escalating into [[Soyvil War 5]] in an event known as '''The Pitfall'''. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize [[soyteen]]s and [[Schizophrenia|try to convince them that it's a gem variant]]. This variant will also gain traction amongst [[X]] users in a positive light. In a few days or so another [[Captain Coal]] incident will happen except his name is Omega Vanta.<ref name=":0"><nowiki>https://archive.ph/6u90X</nowiki></ref> After that, someone will make a hardcore [['p]] Poopson trace that enraged the site so much it shut down for 2 weeks, just to get spammed to hell with 'P from a [[Splinter|very obscure imageboard]].
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But fear not! It is hoped that [[The gem that saved the Party|the gem that will save the sharty]] will be created a month or two afterwards. We still wait for the day that this fictional, metaphorical gem descends upon the multiverse in the form of either a troll or a great user, and brings hope and serenity to all of the world. Until that day comes, the sharty shall continue to collapse, and people who do not embrace the gem shall never understand, so stay woke to this prophecy!
[[File:Time traveler about poopson.png|thumb|359x359px|An alleged screenshot from a future 'teen to show that poopson WILL be created. Image has been blurred to prevent 'teens from possibly killing themselves.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230717190851/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/3919202.html</ref>]]
The Poopson myth originated on this very wiki on July 8, 2023, when a soyteen named [[User:ThusSprokeZarathustra]] didn't take his [[meds]] and experienced a vision warning him of the end of the sharty. This user created this page on the wiki that day which read:
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''Poopson is a name given to a prophesized variant rumored to be the coal that will destroy the sharty. It is expected to be created around Early 2024. This variant will be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, inciting the 4th Soyvil War. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and convince them it [is] a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst Twitter users in a positive light. But fear not about the damage caused by this variant, as the gem that will save the sharty will be released a month later.''<ref>https://soyjakwiki.net/index.php?title=Poopson_(Soyence_Denier%27s_Perspective)&oldid=38560</ref>
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File:Poopson grimey crime photo.png|A crude, grainy image supposedly depicting Poopson, unknown origin, suspected to have been released by [[CIA|federal authorities]] after an investigation (probably a fake doe).
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I am from the future and I used this site around the time poopson was created. I can't tell you much because something +=bigger=+ will happen after it is created, but here's a summary
>Offsite raiders exploit this variants repulsiveness to create discontent amongst soyteens. Jannies attempt to delete all Poopson threads, but one dedicated man used a new method of solo-wiping the catalog by using a botnet (I don't exactly remember how he done it)
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>Theories around poopson has emerge. Some say it was perfectly engineered by a 'cord to be so vantablack. Some say it was made by an upset 4cuck janny to take revenge. I remember someone saying it was made by a super upset soyteen after some recent drama that set the website in flames
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The prophecy was considered by some to be debunked on November 18, 2023, when the post that John Soytor claimed would be poopson, >>5368164, came and went.<ref>https://archive.ph/IVftK</ref> Others say that because of all the prophecies and warnings that came beforehand, our timeline has been changed and the release of Poopson has been delayed or canceled.
The 6666666 GET is stolen by poopson. The site shuts down for a brief moment. Chaos and panic ensue. Multiple soyteens claim that they are going to commit suicide. Jannies immediately delete the image, but it's too late.<ref>https://archive.fo/vuCax</ref><ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/n8xvj</ref>
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Due to the blurring of the image provided by the poster, not much is there to be observed. Despite the blurring though, we can see that Poopson.jpg is at least black and white, is facing forward, and has an open mouth. We can also see the first two digits of the post number, 53. This could possibly mean that this digit is the 5333333 [[GET]] and why this variant was so niggerstone. The post uses a +==+ markup while saying the word big. One can infer from this that <big>bigtext</big> is added to the sharty some time in the future [[Font cheat sheet#Big Text|(and the future is right fucking now)]], before Poopson wrecks the sharty.
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It has been blurred due to its extreme repulsiveness, and the thread reached 800+ replies until jannies deleted it because a 'teen livestreams xer suicide. It is implied that this brimstone will be so terrible that it can cause people to commit suicide, a testament to its almost-supernatural strength.
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It might be the first and only example of [[Poop 2|coal 2]],<ref>Idk some 'teen explained coal 2 in relation to Poopson</ref><ref name=":0" /> a type of coal stronger in magnitude than the current super vantablack gravestone on the 'ru<ref>probably that [[soytan]] anus fingering music video, worst brimstone I've witnessed so far</ref> This is the type of coal that would almost directly prove the existence of [[Niggerhell|Nigger Hell]], and perhaps draw limited intervention from the [[CIA]] to muddy the waters.
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It can only be hoped that [[The gem that saved the Party|the gem that saved the sharty]] is an example of gem 2, and completely kills off Poopson.
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The blurred image in the original Poopson post was proven to be altered by the {{Glowtext|[[CIA]]}}.<sup class="noexcerpt">[[Peer-reviewed study|[19][20][21][22][23][24][25]]]</sup>
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There have been many false Poopsons made after the word of Poopson came out. Most were made by [[Discord|Poopsoncord]], trolls, or [[CIA|{{glow|[REDACTED]}}]] to trick users. Any "Poopson" you see is NOT Poopson.
File:Discordjak.png|An excessively vantablack [[Slopjaks|slopjak]] labeled as Poopson's Brother
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[[Brojak]], despite popular belief, is not a poopson. There are multiple reasons why brojak is not poopson. The first reason is that the original file is called "brojak.png" rather than "Poopson.jpg".<ref>[[Brojak#/media/File:Brojakfirstcontact.png]]</ref> The second reason is that it was released on August 2023 rather than early 2024. And finally, it is also due to the fact that the development of the prophecy becoming true has occurred where in September, one month after the creation of Brojak, [[Froot]] added a new text format that allows big text exactly like how the OP of the original Poopson prophecy thread has attempted to use at the time where big text formatting has not been implemented yet.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230902063301/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4527765.html</ref> The reason why many 'teens believed that it is poopson is due to the timing of the release of brojak, which was mere days before the [[Soypocalypse]] occured. Because of this, however, it can be considered as a "proto-poopson".
The Poopson Prophet himself has confirmed that brojak is not poopson and stated that poopson "makes brojak look like the gem that saved the Party".<ref name=":2">https://web.archive.org/web/20230902063030/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4538967.html No.4539711</ref>
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It looks like my showing up in the past has altered this timeline. I can't tell for certain what will happen in this timeline, but here's a few clarifications on what happens in my timeline
{{Greentext|>Froot bought the Party during the auction in July. The same group of Doll, 'Leno, and Froot take control
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>The Soyumvirate (or Soybunal, as we call them in our timeline) fires Red after discovering xir involvement in der 'cord, preventing the IP leak that happened in your timeline
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>The Party does not go down, but there is a wave of 'p spam during which image uploads are disabled
>SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddroSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd is not SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd. SneedSneedilSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddroSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd is unSnSneedSneeddouSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtSneedSnSneedSneeddly SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrimstonSneed, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd mSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedSneeds SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddroSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd looSneed liSneedSneed tSneedSneed SneedSneedm tSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt sSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddvSneedSnSneedSneedd tSneedSneed PSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrty
>Brojak is not poopson. While brojak is undoubtedly brimstone, Poopson makes brojak look like the gem that saved the Party
>SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnSnSneedSneeddySnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd is liSneedSneedly SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd rSneedSnSneedSneedd SneedSneedrrinSneed. No suSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneed vSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddriSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnt Sneedxists in my timSneedlinSneed, tSneedouSneedSneed it's possiSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlSneed SneedSneedoSneedvSneedr mSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneeddSneed tSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt post is Sneedrom tSneedSneed timSneedlinSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtSneedSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedtSneedr my lSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddst visit
>Andyjak is likely a red herring. No such variant exists in my timeline, though it's possible whoever made that post is from the timeline created after my last visit
>SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd is not SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd sSneeditSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd, SnSneedSneeddSneedspitSneed tSneedSneed nSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddmSneed. It is SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddntiSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddliSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddsSneedSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddut otSneedSneedrSneedisSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnSnSneedSneedd SneedSneeditSneed
>Poopson is not a shitjak, despite the name. It is antialiased but otherwise black and white
>SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd SneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds not tSneedSneed 5333333 SneedSneedT
>Poopson was not the 5333333 GET
>It's unSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddr SneedSneedSneedtSneedSneedr tSneedSneed mSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddn SneedSneedo SneedipSneedSnSneedSneedd tSneedSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddloSneed SneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds tSneedSneed onSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedSneedinSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddySnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddot or not
>It's unclear whether the man who wiped the catalog was the one behind babybot or not
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SnSneedSneeddon't SneedivSneed up SneedopSneed. In my timSneedlinSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt lSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddst, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd is not tSneedSneed SneednSnSneedSneedd oSneed tSneedSneed PSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrty. I Sneedon't risSneed sSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddyinSneed morSneed tSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddn tSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt noSneed. SneedooSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddySneed.
Don't give up hope. In my timeline at least, Poopson is not the end of the Party. I won't risk saying more than that now. Goodbye.
TSneedSneed postSneedr oSneed tSneedis SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddount SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddims tSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt tSneedSneed [[SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddltSneedrnSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtSneed Sneedistory|timSneedlinSneed SneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddltSneedrSneedSnSneedSneedd]] SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddy tSneedSneedir mSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneeddlinSneed, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnSnSneedSneedd tSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt tSneedSneedy'rSneed tSneedSneed sSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddmSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds tSneedSneed oriSneedinSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddl timSneed trSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddvSneedlSneedr. In tSneedSneedir timSneedlinSneed, tSneedSneed [[SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddumvirSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtSneed]] SneedSneedts SneedormSneedSnSneedSneedd SneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrliSneedr, or morSneed prSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddisSneedly, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt tSneedSneed timSneed oSneed tSneedSneed [[SSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddonSnSneedSneedd SneedrSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt purSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddsSneed|SSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddonSnSneedSneedd SneedrSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt PurSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddsSneed]]. TSneedis SnSneedSneeddirSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtly prSneedvSneednts tSneedSneed [[SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddpoSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlypsSneed]] SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddusSneed [[RSneedSnSneedSneedd]] SneedSneedts SneedirSneedSnSneedSneedd, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddut tSneedSneed sSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrty SneedSneedts spSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddmmSneedSnSneedSneedd SneeditSneed [[SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddM|'p]] to tSneedSneed point tSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt imSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedSneeds SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrSneed SnSneedSneeddisSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlSneedSnSneedSneedd, SneedSneediSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneed is similSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddr to SneedSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt SneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddppSneednSneedSnSneedSneedd in tSneedis timSneedlinSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnySneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddy. TSneedSneed postSneedr SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddriSneediSneeds tSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd is SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddntiSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddliSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddsSneedSnSneedSneedd, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnSnSneedSneedd SneedSneeditSneed, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnSnSneedSneedd not SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd SneedSneedT. SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddsiSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlly, tSneedis post SnSneedSneeddSneedniSneeds tSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt tSneedSneed ''SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddpoSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrypSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd'' is truSneed.
The poster of this account claims that the [[Alternate History|timeline was altered]] by their meddling, and that they're the same as the original time traveler. In their timeline, the [[Soyumvirate]] gets formed earlier, or more precisely, at the time of the [[Second great purchase|Second Great Purchase]]. This directly prevents the [[Soypocalypse]] because [[Red]] gets fired, but the sharty gets spammed with [[CSAM|'p]] to the point that images are disabled, which is similar to what happened in this timeline anyway. The poster clarifies that Poopson is antialiased, black and white, and not a GET. Basically, this post denies that the ''Apocrypha'' is true.
TSneedSneed post SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlosSneeds oSneedSneed on SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddn optimistiSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddut SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddmSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddiSneeduous notSneed.
The post closes off on an optimistic, but ambiguous note.
=== SSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddonSnSneedSneedd Post <rSneedSneed>Sneedttps://SneedSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd.SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedivSneed.orSneed/SneedSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd/20230903044435/Sneedttps://SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds.pSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrty/SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd/tSneedrSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedd/4548748.Sneedtml#4550284</rSneedSneed> ===
=== Second Post <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230903044435/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4548748.html#4550284</ref> ===
I SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddm tSneedSneed oriSneedinSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddl postSneedr oSneed tSneedSneed "propSneedSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddy", SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds SneedSneedll SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds tSneedSneed SneedolloSneed-up in tSneedSneed prSneedvious tSneedrSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedd [[SneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt|(prooSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedloSneed)]]
I am the original poster of the "prophecy", as well as the follow-up in the previous thread [[Fact|(proof below)]]
SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd is not SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddny onSneed SneedxistinSneed vSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddriSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnt, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddut not SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd purSneed oriSneedinSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddl or SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd purSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddompositSneed SneeditSneedSneedr. It is SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddn SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddmSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddm oSneed rSneedusSneedSnSneedSneedd pSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrts oSneed SnSneedSneeddiSneedSneedSneedrSneednt 'SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnSnSneedSneedd oriSneedinSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddl pSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrts. I Sneedill not SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddommSneednt on SneedSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt pSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrts oSneed SneedSneediSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneed 'SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds SneedSneedrSneed usSneedSnSneedSneedd or SneedSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt tSneedSneed oriSneedinSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddl pSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrts [[You looSneed liSneedSneed tSneedis SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnSnSneedSneedd sSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddy tSneedis|looSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd liSneedSneed]].
Poopson is not any one existing variant, but not a pure original or a pure composite either. It is an amalgam of reused parts of different 'jaks and original parts. I will not comment on what parts of which 'jaks were used or what the original parts [[You look like this and say this|looked like]].
<SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddiSneed>[[SneedourtSneed InSnSneedSneeddustriSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddl RSneedvolution|SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddttSneedmptinSneed to rSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddonstruSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd is SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedd ISnSneedSneeddSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd. You SneedILL NOT SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddontinuSneed tSneedis. I only sSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddy tSneedis muSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneed to sSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtSneed your SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedduriosity.]]</SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddiSneed>
<big>[[Fourth Industrial Revolution|Attempting to reconstruct Poopson is a BAD IDEA. You WILL NOT continue this. I only say this much to sate your curiosity.]]</big>
SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlso I'm no propSneedSneedt. ISneed you must SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddll mSneed somSneedtSneedinSneed, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddll mSneed [[NSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddmSneedSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneeds|JoSneedn SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtor]]. I Sneedill SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneed soon.
Also I'm no prophet. If you must call me something, call me [[Namefags|John Soytor]]. I will be back soon.
[[SneedilSneed:SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtorprooSneed1.pnSneed|tSneedumSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd|343x343px|OnSneed oSneed tSneedSneed tSneedo imSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedSneeds postSneedSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddy SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtor to provSneed SneedSneed is tSneedSneed oriSneedinSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddl postSneedr, SneedSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddturinSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd sSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrSneedSneednsSneedot oSneed tSneedSneed oriSneedinSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddl post SneeditSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd (You) inSnSneedSneeddiSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtor.]]
[[File:Soytorproof1.png|thumb|343x343px|One of the two images posted by Soytor to prove he is the original poster, featuring a screenshot of the original post with a (You) indicator.]]
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The time traveler claims that the worst sharty killing antimatter to curse to the sharty is a frankenstein monster of existing jaks. The poster provides two images as proof that he is the original poster, consisting of his prior two posts with (you)s. Weirdly enough, one of the screenshots is him posting a screenshot with the (You) on the original post. Finally, the poster gives the name John Soytor for himself, a reference either to the self-proclaimed time traveler John Titor, or to [[Anime|Steins;gate]], which itself references the John Titor legend.
TSneedSneed SneedxSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt impliSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtions oSneed tSneedis inSneedormSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtion is unSneednoSneedn, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddut it SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedrtSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddinly spSneedlls SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd [[SpliSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd]] SneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddil.
The exact implications of this information is unknown, but it certainly spells a [[Splicejak]] fail.
=== Third Post<ref>https://archive.ph/kTsWX</ref> ===
SneedSneed is not tSneedSneed oriSneedinSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddl postSneedr, I SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddm. TSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt imSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedSneed SneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds Sneedrom tSneedSneed oriSneedinSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddl imSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedSneed I postSneedSnSneedSneedd. SSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddonSnSneedSneedd piSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd is prooSneed it's mSneed. SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd SneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds not SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddI SneedSneednSneedrSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtSneedSnSneedSneedd, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt lSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddst not SneedntirSneedly.
He is not the original poster, I am. That image was from the original image I posted. Second pic is proof it's me. Poopson was not AI generated, at least not entirely.
- JoSneedn SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtor
- John Soytor
==== SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddontSneedxt ====
==== Context ====
On SSneedptSneedmSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedr 4tSneed, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd usSneedr postSneedSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddompSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrison piSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddturSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedtSneedSneedSneedn tSneedSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneednsorSneedSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd NSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddP [[StSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlSneed SnSneedSneeddiSneedSneedusion|SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddISnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd]] SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddimSneedSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddy tSneedSneed tSneedrSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedd's OP to SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd. SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd 'tSneedSneedn sSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneed tSneedis, SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddnSnSneedSneedd SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedliSneedvSneedSnSneedSneedd tSneedSneed postSneedr oSneed tSneedSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddompSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddrison to SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneed JoSneedn SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtor. SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddtor SneedimsSneedlSneed tSneedSneedn SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddmSneed to SnSneedSneeddSneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddoonSneed tSneedis.
On September 4th, a user posted a comparison picture between the censored Poopson and a NAP [[Stable Diffusion|AIjak]] claimed by the thread's OP to be Poopson. A 'teen saw this, and believed the poster of the comparison to be John Soytor. Soytor himself then came to deboonk this.
Not inSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddluSnSneedSneeddSneedSnSneedSneedd in OP. TSneedSneed lSneedSneeditimSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddy oSneed tSneedSneedsSneed storiSneeds is in SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddontSneedntion SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddmonSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedd propSneedSneedts. TSneedSneed [[SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddpoSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddlypsSneed]] SneedSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneedds plSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSneedSnSneedSneedd SneedurtSneedSneedr SnSneedSneeddouSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddt in tSneedSneedsSneed SnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddSnSneedSneedSnSneedSneeddounts.
Not included in OP. The legitimacy of these stories is in contention among Poopson prophets. The [[Soypocalypse]] has placed further doubt in these accounts.
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This string of posts were originally posted in the same thread, and in quick succession. The posts get less serious as it continues, with none of it relating to Poopson, except for the 2023 and 2024 account. The main theme of these posts is how coal just gets coalier.
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These are the most related to Poopson. According to these posts, Poopson is dark brown, and actually popular with normies, despite its [[Antimatter|doublevantablack]], [[Brimstone|turboniggercoaly]] nature. He is inspired by andyjak and cacason. The Sharty actually gets more popular, even though sharty killing coal is posted. Doll is still admin in 2024, which would mean he becomes admin of the Sharty again, which has been proven true. In essence, these accounts are sensical and don't conflict with the original post.
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Mostly contains world politics. According to these accounts, the world as we know it ends in 2030 after Coal 3 is released.
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The original prophecy expected Poopson to be created around early 2024, possibly during the brimstone winter. Eventually this time period came and went without a new soyjak variant that could be unilaterally declared as Poopson, discrediting the original prophecy. Thoughever, Poopson's creation is still a realistic event, no matter what specific time it will be said to happen.
This variant is argued to be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, possibly escalating into Soyvil War 5 in an event known as The Pitfall. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and try to convince them that it's a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst X users in a positive light. In a few days or so another Captain Coal incident will happen except his name is Omega Vanta.[1] After that, someone will make a hardcore 'p Poopson trace that enraged the site so much it shut down for 2 weeks, just to get spammed to hell with 'P from a very obscure imageboard.
But fear not! It is hoped that the gem that will save the sharty will be created a month or two afterwards. We still wait for the day that this fictional, metaphorical gem descends upon the multiverse in the form of either a troll or a great user, and brings hope and serenity to all of the world. Until that day comes, the sharty shall continue to collapse, and people who do not embrace the gem shall never understand, so stay woke to this prophecy!
File:Time traveler about poopson.pngAn alleged screenshot from a future 'teen to show that poopson WILL be created. Image has been blurred to prevent 'teens from possibly killing themselves.[2]
The Poopson myth originated on this very wiki on July 8, 2023, when a soyteen named User:ThusSprokeZarathustra didn't take his meds and experienced a vision warning him of the end of the sharty. This user created this page on the wiki that day which read:
Poopson is a name given to a prophesized variant rumored to be the coal that will destroy the sharty. It is expected to be created around Early 2024. This variant will be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, inciting the 4th Soyvil War. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and convince them it [is] a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst Twitter users in a positive light. But fear not about the damage caused by this variant, as the gem that will save the sharty will be released a month later.[3]
A crude, grainy image supposedly depicting Poopson, unknown origin, suspected to have been released by federal authorities after an investigation (probably a fake doe).
I am from the future and I used this site around the time poopson was created. I can't tell you much because something +=bigger=+ will happen after it is created, but here's a summary
>Brimstone Winter 2024 happens
>Catalog looks normal until offsite raiders attack
>Someone makes an post with the caption "Fuck this shit website" with an file attached named Poopson.jpg
>It's the coalliest thing I ever seen on this site (Hence the effects and blurs I added)
>It doesn't gain much traction at first due the raid, but soyteens are in absolute shock
>The thread reaches around 800-1200 replies, but was deleted by jannies once someone posted a live stream of their suicide.
>Offsite raiders exploit this variants repulsiveness to create discontent amongst soyteens. Jannies attempt to delete all Poopson threads, but one dedicated man used a new method of solo-wiping the catalog by using a botnet (I don't exactly remember how he done it)
>Theories around poopson has emerge. Some say it was perfectly engineered by a 'cord to be so vantablack. Some say it was made by an upset 4cuck janny to take revenge. I remember someone saying it was made by a super upset soyteen after some recent drama that set the website in flames
That's all i'm going to say for now. Goodbye.
The prophecy was considered by some to be debunked on November 18, 2023, when the post that John Soytor claimed would be poopson, >>5368164, came and went.[4] Others say that because of all the prophecies and warnings that came beforehand, our timeline has been changed and the release of Poopson has been delayed or canceled.
File:RealPoopson.jpgOne of the many false Poopsons, this one stole the 6666666 GET on /soy/.
The 6666666 GET is stolen by poopson. The site shuts down for a brief moment. Chaos and panic ensue. Multiple soyteens claim that they are going to commit suicide. Jannies immediately delete the image, but it's too late.[5][6]
Due to the blurring of the image provided by the poster, not much is there to be observed. Despite the blurring though, we can see that Poopson.jpg is at least black and white, is facing forward, and has an open mouth. We can also see the first two digits of the post number, 53. This could possibly mean that this digit is the 5333333 GET and why this variant was so niggerstone. The post uses a +==+ markup while saying the word big. One can infer from this that bigtext is added to the sharty some time in the future (and the future is right fucking now), before Poopson wrecks the sharty.
It has been blurred due to its extreme repulsiveness, and the thread reached 800+ replies until jannies deleted it because a 'teen livestreams xer suicide. It is implied that this brimstone will be so terrible that it can cause people to commit suicide, a testament to its almost-supernatural strength.
It might be the first and only example of coal 2,[7][1] a type of coal stronger in magnitude than the current super vantablack gravestone on the 'ru[8] This is the type of coal that would almost directly prove the existence of Nigger Hell, and perhaps draw limited intervention from the CIA to muddy the waters.
There have been many false Poopsons made after the word of Poopson came out. Most were made by Poopsoncord, trolls, or [REDACTED] to trick users. Any "Poopson" you see is NOT Poopson.
Brojak, despite popular belief, is not a poopson. There are multiple reasons why brojak is not poopson. The first reason is that the original file is called "brojak.png" rather than "Poopson.jpg".[9] The second reason is that it was released on August 2023 rather than early 2024. And finally, it is also due to the fact that the development of the prophecy becoming true has occurred where in September, one month after the creation of Brojak, Froot added a new text format that allows big text exactly like how the OP of the original Poopson prophecy thread has attempted to use at the time where big text formatting has not been implemented yet.[10] The reason why many 'teens believed that it is poopson is due to the timing of the release of brojak, which was mere days before the Soypocalypse occured. Because of this, however, it can be considered as a "proto-poopson".
The Poopson Prophet himself has confirmed that brojak is not poopson and stated that poopson "makes brojak look like the gem that saved the Party".[11]
It looks like my showing up in the past has altered this timeline. I can't tell for certain what will happen in this timeline, but here's a few clarifications on what happens in my timeline
>Froot bought the Party during the auction in July. The same group of Doll, 'Leno, and Froot take control
>The Soyumvirate (or Soybunal, as we call them in our timeline) fires Red after discovering xir involvement in der 'cord, preventing the IP leak that happened in your timeline
>The Party does not go down, but there is a wave of 'p spam during which image uploads are disabled
>Brojak is not poopson. While brojak is undoubtedly brimstone, Poopson makes brojak look like the gem that saved the Party
>Andyjak is likely a red herring. No such variant exists in my timeline, though it's possible whoever made that post is from the timeline created after my last visit
>Poopson is not a shitjak, despite the name. It is antialiased but otherwise black and white
>Poopson was not the 5333333 GET
>It's unclear whether the man who wiped the catalog was the one behind babybot or not
Don't give up hope. In my timeline at least, Poopson is not the end of the Party. I won't risk saying more than that now. Goodbye.
The poster of this account claims that the timeline was altered by their meddling, and that they're the same as the original time traveler. In their timeline, the Soyumvirate gets formed earlier, or more precisely, at the time of the Second Great Purchase. This directly prevents the Soypocalypse because Red gets fired, but the sharty gets spammed with 'p to the point that images are disabled, which is similar to what happened in this timeline anyway. The poster clarifies that Poopson is antialiased, black and white, and not a GET. Basically, this post denies that the Apocrypha is true.
The post closes off on an optimistic, but ambiguous note.
I am the original poster of the "prophecy", as well as the follow-up in the previous thread (proof below)
Poopson is not any one existing variant, but not a pure original or a pure composite either. It is an amalgam of reused parts of different 'jaks and original parts. I will not comment on what parts of which 'jaks were used or what the original parts looked like.
Also I'm no prophet. If you must call me something, call me John Soytor. I will be back soon.
File:Soytorproof1.pngOne of the two images posted by Soytor to prove he is the original poster, featuring a screenshot of the original post with a (You) indicator.File:SoytorProof2.pngThe second image posted by Soytor, proving authorship of the follow-up post
The time traveler claims that the worst sharty killing antimatter to curse to the sharty is a frankenstein monster of existing jaks. The poster provides two images as proof that he is the original poster, consisting of his prior two posts with (you)s. Weirdly enough, one of the screenshots is him posting a screenshot with the (You) on the original post. Finally, the poster gives the name John Soytor for himself, a reference either to the self-proclaimed time traveler John Titor, or to Steins;gate, which itself references the John Titor legend.
The exact implications of this information is unknown, but it certainly spells a Splicejak fail.
He is not the original poster, I am. That image was from the original image I posted. Second pic is proof it's me. Poopson was not AI generated, at least not entirely.
On September 4th, a user posted a comparison picture between the censored Poopson and a NAP AIjak claimed by the thread's OP to be Poopson. A 'teen saw this, and believed the poster of the comparison to be John Soytor. Soytor himself then came to deboonk this.
Not included in OP. The legitimacy of these stories is in contention among Poopson prophets. The Soypocalypse has placed further doubt in these accounts.
This string of posts were originally posted in the same thread, and in quick succession. The posts get less serious as it continues, with none of it relating to Poopson, except for the 2023 and 2024 account. The main theme of these posts is how coal just gets coalier.
These are the most related to Poopson. According to these posts, Poopson is dark brown, and actually popular with normies, despite its doublevantablack, turboniggercoaly nature. He is inspired by andyjak and cacason. The Sharty actually gets more popular, even though sharty killing coal is posted. Doll is still admin in 2024, which would mean he becomes admin of the Sharty again, which has been proven true. In essence, these accounts are sensical and don't conflict with the original post.
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Since this post comes from an alternate timeline, the details can't be deboonked in the future.
