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ANTON MAXIMOV IS SILESIAN BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM THE FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!
>Oh my fauci, its just like Luke skywalker vs Darth vader
(((Anton Maximov))), or yuka, legal name Levi Goldberg[1] (that might just be his friend doe) was the director of the NSS, the manager of Kuz, and owner of the Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust. On the Sharty, he has posted under the handle Max ## Admin, he is Admin_6, the prophecised Anti Soot.
He is universally hated by teens because he's sold Sharty to the highest bidder and is probably one of the few things where sootists, kuzists, dollists and off-sitefaggots all agree about, which could have resulted in the Coal That Destroyed The Sharty if the wrong person had won. He also enabled porn ads on the sharty for an hour to extort 300 bucks out of DOLL showing the kikes ability to squeeze the last few shekels out of an honest working white man.
(((As of October 15th 2023, devyach.net is offline, likely meaning the kike's finally run out of shekels.))) RETARD WROTE THIS, DEVYACH IS A HOHOL PIGGY SITE, THE REAL DOMAIN IS 9ch.site
Maximov came into kuz's life in 2008, likely taking advantage of a grief stricken, teenage kuzzy. According to a random document online, he was hired in kolyma in 2008, after Kuz’s wife died, and has been working as kuzs manager and personal slavemaster ever since.[2] After Kuz got aids, Maximov, instead of helping his dying friend (who he spent his entire life milking for every penny), made him dissolve his company and sign off 50% of his ownings[3] to cover his debt and medical bills. This apparently was not enough for Maximov, who, a few weeks later, forced Doll to pay him over 10,000 to get the sharty back.[4] This, however, was still not enough for the shekelsniffer, who then charged doll hundreds of dollars worth of fees from everything ranging from electricity to gas, to ink and paper for the contract he signed. Seriously.[1]
YOO this nigger is straight up retarded xe can’t even program an image board, if this is the future of the party I’m leaving.
Fees Doll had to pay Max
Surprising absolutely no one, Max's bill to Doll looks like it was written up by Mr Krabs. Read it for yourself.[5]
File:Max's bill.jpg>I wanted to clarify that these fees were not unjust or unwarranted
The Receipt Verbatim
$2.00 - Cost of electricity during transfer period
TL;DR Don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards. Also keep in mind that this was on top of the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.
Crimes
Selling the sharty which Doll already owned after kuz left, then turning it into an auction… just because!
Forcing Doll to take out a loan, then milking him dry to the point of charging him for the gas bill
"Four Horsemen Of The Soypocalypse" by Chudavaggio. Max in the bottom left.
Nowadays, the standard depiction of Max on the wiki is a variation of kuzjak with grey skin, a jewish kippah, orange glasses and a tracksuit with the Kolyma Network shield. Despite this, the older gapejak is still used.
On the 14th of August /soy/ was locked (similar to how /qa/ was) and the board /bunker/ was made. Maximov was trying to get soyteens onto his shitty devyach.net/party bunker, which had no images (at first) and the most fugly UI imaginable. Thankfully most went to bunker.soyjak.wiki instead.
kikey kike
ANTON MAXIMOV IS SILESIAN BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM THE FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!
