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'''{{Partykillingtext|Coal that killed the Party}}''' or '''{{Partykillingtext|is killing the Party}}''', other than the humorous entries on this page describes extremely awful and volatile material that rivals even [[antimatter]] significantly. The rating commonly refers to [[Max|failed admins]], [['P|pedophilic and illegal content]] and [[Soypocalypse|anything that has caused the death of the Party]].


<noinclude>{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Coaltext|Joeltoko Klekiteen}}}}
Most of the entries that are listed under "Coal that is killing /soy/"  in this page are listed for humorous intent (except for pedophilia, failtrolls, discord, soylita and 'p <- [[Wordswordswords|I'd have added trannies to this list as we still hate them but they aren't coaly enough to be rated as this category and the correct rating for them is low quality brimstone o algx]]).
{{ACKtung|Don't actually make articles like these or we'll rip your tranny neotesticles off}}{{Heavy}}
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{{Delete|cat=|STOP WRITING ME SOON SAAR {{unsigned|Joeltoko Klekiteen}}}}


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== The coal that is killing /soy/ ==
'''{{Partykillingtext|The coal that is killing /soy/}}''' is a commonly implied talking point discussed by many soyteens. This is referred to the decline in quality of posts on [[Soy/|/soy/]]. 


{{Bullshit|nocat=1}}
{{Greentext|>even doe this section is copied from [[ED]]}}


{{ACKtung|NIGGERS THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH SOYCHAD MAFIA!!!}}
=== Main Culprits ===


{{DOCtung|WE RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES!!!}}
==== Cancer ====
'Teens are dying of cancer.


{{Schizo}}
==== AIDS ====
'Teens are dying of [[AIDS]].


{{ArchiveNeeded}}
==== Trannies ====
Disregard everything else below. The answer is transsexuals {{quote|>even doe most of these entries fit into the tranny group}}.


{{ToBeResearched|topic=Vantablack niggerstone shitskin from Niggerhell}}
==== Forced memes ====
{{main|Forced meme}}
Forced memes are memes that instead of rising up naturally, are risen from artificial spam by one person or a few people. Forced Memes are almost universaly hated and a meme being forced is guaranteed to make it hated. The term is now mostly an empty slur to call a media you don't like. Most forced memes are FotM Troonslop garbage and Nuvariants.


{{Stub}}
==== Bait ====
{{main|bait}}
While bait can sometimes be funny, it can result in lower post quality and less gemmy threads with bait bumped to the very top and actual good threads get sunk in the log. People will sometimes make goonart, porn, and post awful garbage to "bait the nusois" lowering post quality and making a worse userbase.


{{NotAStub}}
==== Lack of Originality ====
{{main|List of common threads}}
{{award|Posted it again award}}
Threads or posts that lack originality. Makes almost every post on the log look the same.
Unoriginal threads include:
*Classic American/Euro hours
*Neutralplier threads
*What are your fetishes
*"Just shut it down" bait


<code><nowiki>Vantablack niggerstone shitskin from Niggerhell</nowiki></code>
==== Drama ====
Everything else is merely a symptom of drama, which is the real ''coal that is killing /soy/''. (Even though everyone enjoys a bit of drama once in a while.) While it can be entertaining sometimes, other times it causes division and can ruin the log.


{{Gigastub}}
==== People complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/ ====
{{Main|Metawhining}}
It is occasionally thought that people complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/ are in themselves the coal that is killing /soy/. People shitting up the log with how the old sharty was better while larping as [[Oldfag|Oldbraps]] and not contributing anything useful. This was also a common thought upon those from [[B/|/b/]].


{{TWP}}
===Other Culprits===


{{NeedsImages}}
==== Neutralfag and [[formerly]], "soylita" tranny spam ====
Insufferable faggots and literal transgenders love flooding the catalog with the same heckin' hilarious images of [[Soylita]] and neutral [[Markiplier Soyjak]], killing actual funny threads with unfunny vantablack niggerald spam with either incomprehensible niggerspeak or bland, repetitive faggotry usually done by making awful edits of them to resemble characters from forced [[troonslop]] <s>Make sure to sage the threads when replying.</s> Do not reply to them at all. Shitlita is banned but Neutralfags are still here.


{{NeedsMoreContext}}
'''See''': [[Red]]


{{Irrelevant}}
==== The Booru ====
{{Main|SoyBooru}}


{{Helpful}}
It's well known that the 'ru hosts all kind of coal, brimstone and even (very very rarely) [[Antimatter|antimatter]], such as '[[Forced memes|ru exclusive]] [[Fisheyejak|variants]] and [[Countrywars|fads]], [[Dust|dusty]] [[Unknown|variant:unknowns]], [[NAS]] content (that somehow gets approved), <s>and even embedded 'p</s> Thankfully that is getting solved.


{{Oldfag}}
==== Kuz ====
[[Kuz]], his [[Kolyma Network|Kolyma]] shills and jackbooted thugs who break into innocent soyteens' houses in the middle of the night to beat them up for no reason [[Best known for|are considered]] responsible for killing /soy/ by many teens. <--- even doe this literally never happened (Source: it just didn't, ok?)


{{Newfag}}
==== Draw Thread Cartel ====
A group of trannies would create drawthreads which devolved into namefagging, NAS, and Soylita OC. This faggotry would spill into the rest of /soy/ until the drawthreads were banished to /incel/ than /qa/ and died off with shitlita being banned. Occasionally you will see faggots in draw threads but not at a point where they are unusable.


{{OldfagLarp}}
==== Wordfilter ====
{{Main|Wordfilter}}
Some wordfilters existed on the Sharty for a long time and didn't cause any disruptions. However, there are others that cause disruptions and make talking on the party [[Incomprehensible wojack|incomprehensible]].
* Almost every post on the Sharty is filtered. Sometimes posts become completely [[Nonsense|unintelligible]].
* Links become broken.
* Replies can become broken on SoyBooru.


{{Schizoperson}}
==== Doxing Ban ====
<s>The doxing ban is blamed by 'teens for the faltering PPH. There might be merit to this claim, since there's now one less activity to participate in.</s> Doxing is allowed but still moderated case by case (whenever jannies seethe).
As of now, it is allowed.


{{Controversial}}
==== Server Issues ====
During March of 2024, numerous internal issues were physically making usage of the Sharty difficult, killing /soy/ quickly. This has allegedly been caused by server relocation, a weaker server, and DDoS attacks from 'cord trannies.


{{FinnishUser}}
The Sharty has accumulated dozens of hours of downtime over the course of March, affecting both 'mutt hours and Euro hours. The Booru has also faced downtime and other issues, causing some 'teens to stop interacting with the Soysphere during downtime. These outages would sometimes last entire days at a time.


{{Norwegianwin}}
Since then, the Sharty has been moved to much stronger servers, but we still experience the occasional DDoS attack.


{{Norwegianfail}}
=== Country Hours ===


{{Swedishwin}}
==== Americans ====
{{Tip|This happens in the night for euromutts.}}
'''[https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us.html IT'S BURGER HOURS]'''! It's said that quality drops significantly when Americans are awake. This includes [[Jackbox Raiding|raids getting snitched on]], politicoal spamming, and gangnam-style jaks. Just ignore that most of the board-wiping spam happens during European hours or something however youre an obsessed faggit


{{Swedishfail}}


{{Kosher}}
==== Europeans ====
{{Tip|This happens in the night for Amerimutts.}}
European and Australian hours had a lower activity and fewer jannies to moderate the board. This made /soy/ more susceptible to raids, including NAS coal, tranny threads, Soylita, and even 'P which would not be cleared till American hours. Less users also meant fewer effective raids, missed gets, and gems.
{{Mutt|kill yourselves you obsessed faggots (or something)}}


{{NotKosher}}
==== Asians ====
The deadest hours on the Party where the activity and the amount of jannies are at its anti-peak. For the most part they are very similar to the European hours, but on top of that off-siters usually attempt cattywiping and demoralizing bait thread spam (in conjunction with samefag negrobumping in them). No 'teens should seek for entertainment at this time of the day unless they have an [[Autism|unhealthy obsession with replying to aforementioned bait]]


{{Humor}}
=== Offsiters ===


{{Nobodies}}
==== 4chan ====
It is believed that [[trash/|certain]] [[lgbt/|boards]], as revenge for soyjak.party [[GET|stealing their gets]], attempt to coal up the Party by [[GET#1999999_and_2000000_GET|posting their own kind of]] [[Brimstone|"content"]] or by posting [[Demoralization Coal|demoralization coal]] directly to the Sharty. Now after the [[Great Cuckset]] they especially hate the Sharty.


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==== Jartyfags ====
<s>For most of its existence, [[Jakparty.soy|The Jarty]] has been a dead splinter site comprised of only a small handful of anti-Kolyma extremists who used the site to vent about the state of the Sharty in. However, since [[Froot]]'s administration began, The Jarty has been growing in popularity very quickly, attracting a horde of child porn spammers, fetishists, porn-addicts, groomers, furries, and most of all, trannies, who have been ramping up production in spamming brimstone-tier threads all over the Sharty, including racefetish spam, porn, fetishes, gore, furries, avatar/namefagging, and other cancer in hopes of making the Sharty unusable so that users will move over to their dead splinter site. Jartyniggers can be easily  distinguished by their very weird, often sexual obsession for [[Soytan]] and just overall being a coomer, as evidenced by threads on their site discussing grooming/early porn introduction techniques. They also use astroturfing and falseflagging to make themselves appear more genuine.</s> The Jarty has been Acked for awhile now and a complete dnb even before then, but fags like them are still here, shitting up our site with goonart garbage and other coal.


{{Disambiguation}}
==== Failtrolls and Discord ====
{{Main|Discord}}
{{Main|Failtroll}}


{{ID}}
Since the beginning of the Sharty (and the soyjak era of /qa/), many [[QAfe|Discord groups]] and [[Failtroll|failtrolls]] have existed. These groups and people generally were not very widely known in the beginning, as they attempted to be secret and hidden, although there were jokes commonly posted about "the /qa/ Discord." early on, Soot explicitly banned advertising Discord servers. As these people became more and more brazen and started engaging in illegal activities, more started worrying about them, and they were eventually banned from soyjak.party and later this wiki for hostile behaviour.


{{Cheese}}
Alternatively, others are now paranoid that anything new must be from these groups and start complaining about Discord or Failtrolls (using terms such as "Foodist", "UTTP", "Skibidipedo") even when there is not one behind the post.


{{Tanzanite}}
Remember to always report posts made by failtrolls and mass-report their discord servers and websites.


{{Tranzanite}}
=== Consequences of outsiders ===


{{Gem}}
==== Pedophiles and 'p spam ====
[[File:Do not enter.jpg|thumb|Some offsite immigrants tend to not leave their old posting habits behind]]
Goes without saying, offsite immigrants who endorse pedophilia and spam [['P]] are actively killing the site.
For example, during June of 2023, the Sharty experienced multiple DDoS attacks which significantly slowed down site performance. Posts would take 10-20 minutes to go through, causing many posters to keep clicking New Reply and flooding the 'log with duplicate posts. The 'log was spammed with gay tranime porn and frogs. <s>It's unknown who is behind the attacks but most believe it's either The Jarty or da 'cord</s>. Shitskin commiepedotrannies are behind the DDoS attacks. Through extensive research, it has been observed that the usual spam by the discord nigcel trannies (shit dicks, coaly chudjaks from the booru, redditfrogs and 'p) stops every time before a DDoS attack is about to happen. Thankfully the 'p spam has subsidized.


==== Pornposters ====
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Porn]]''</blockquote>
Coomer pornposters have often been accused of ruining the Party by spamming NAS and distracting 'teens from producing high-quality soyjaks with pornography. Some have also objected to pornposting on the basis that it is immoral. This is also commonly considered to be one of the main things that killed 4chan's /b/.


===The Greatest Cancer===


 
==== (You) ====
 
[[You|(You)]] [[Truthnuke|are all of these combined.]]{{cn|you just are, ok?!}}
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|occupation= ^^^^ samaessfagging shalalatialan antihwit subhuman analbanin lenebanese smaefag fnf pedo fodiost nigger
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{{Coaltext|'''Joeltoko Klekiteen'''}}, {{Acktext|[[Trannies|pronouns]]}} [[DNB|was/were]], [[dox|POWER NAME]] [[FNF Pedo|'''Alfred Poopenstein''']], was a [[Nigger|shitskin]] [[tranny]] from 'book [[Literal who|who]] made a post about [[Cobson]] [[or something]]. He lived on [[Ohio|1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas.]] He is 2% Ashkenazi {{Echoes|[[Jewish]]}}, according to [[Science|DNA tests]], and 18% [[Africa|Sub-Saharan African]]. She's also [[Irish]] o algo.
 
'''On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.'''
 
== The {{Partysavingtext|[[Cobson]]}} Incident ==
Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite [[Cobson]] on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on [[sude/|/sude/]], posting a screenshot of the post, and calling [[Soyteen|'oyim]] to [[raid]] her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get [[Fail|dropped]].
 
== Last Post ==
On July 28th, 1999, [[Nophono|Alfred]] announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, [[Geg|in which {{Partysavingtext|he drank an entire liter of bleach}}, {{Gemtext|noosed himself}}, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.]] The video [[Ack|cuts off]] 10 minutes later.
 
== Dox ==
Name: Alfred [[Poopson|Poopenstein]]
 
Spouse: <s>Norbert</s> '''Nancy''' Poopenstein{{cn|THATS '''MY''' TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!}}
 
[[Ohio|1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000]]<ref>the [[Goy|goyim]] said so</ref>
 
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== The [[Slopjak]] War ==
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|caption=A group of posts by furfags and frogfags getting bumped off the log in a humiliating defeat.
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  <li>2 Cobson posters</li>
  <li>5 IRL chudjaks on IRC</li>
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[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Pepe]] every wojigger thread
 
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] every brony thread
 
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] Joeltoko's Facebook Group
 
Over 9000 proxies 'nished
 
Every thread on /a/ slides off
 
Foot removes /a/
 
Xoot lost the game
 
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Latest revision as of 20:14, 18 January 2026

This page is literally about The coal that is killing /soy/ and The coal that is killing /soy/
This page, ironically, is a gem.
File:Cancer.png
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I JUST HAVE TO RUIN THE SOYBOY WOAHJACK WEBSITE WITH MY OFFSITE PEDOFAGGOTRY! PLEASE IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!

The coal that is killing /soy/ or The coal that is killing /soy/, other than the humorous entries on this page describes extremely awful and volatile material that rivals even antimatter significantly. The rating commonly refers to failed admins, pedophilic and illegal content and anything that has caused the death of the Party.

Most of the entries that are listed under "Coal that is killing /soy/" in this page are listed for humorous intent (except for pedophilia, failtrolls, discord, soylita and 'p <- I'd have added trannies to this list as we still hate them but they aren't coaly enough to be rated as this category and the correct rating for them is low quality brimstone o algx).

The coal that is killing /soy/

The coal that is killing /soy/ is a commonly implied talking point discussed by many soyteens. This is referred to the decline in quality of posts on /soy/.

>even doe this section is copied from ED

Main Culprits

Cancer

'Teens are dying of cancer.

AIDS

'Teens are dying of AIDS.

Trannies

Disregard everything else below. The answer is transsexuals >even doe most of these entries fit into the tranny group.

Forced memes

Template:Main Forced memes are memes that instead of rising up naturally, are risen from artificial spam by one person or a few people. Forced Memes are almost universaly hated and a meme being forced is guaranteed to make it hated. The term is now mostly an empty slur to call a media you don't like. Most forced memes are FotM Troonslop garbage and Nuvariants.

Bait

Template:Main While bait can sometimes be funny, it can result in lower post quality and less gemmy threads with bait bumped to the very top and actual good threads get sunk in the log. People will sometimes make goonart, porn, and post awful garbage to "bait the nusois" lowering post quality and making a worse userbase.

Lack of Originality

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Posted it again award

Threads or posts that lack originality. Makes almost every post on the log look the same. Unoriginal threads include:

  • Classic American/Euro hours
  • Neutralplier threads
  • What are your fetishes
  • "Just shut it down" bait

Drama

Everything else is merely a symptom of drama, which is the real coal that is killing /soy/. (Even though everyone enjoys a bit of drama once in a while.) While it can be entertaining sometimes, other times it causes division and can ruin the log.

People complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/

Template:Main It is occasionally thought that people complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/ are in themselves the coal that is killing /soy/. People shitting up the log with how the old sharty was better while larping as Oldbraps and not contributing anything useful. This was also a common thought upon those from /b/.

Other Culprits

Neutralfag and formerly, "soylita" tranny spam

Insufferable faggots and literal transgenders love flooding the catalog with the same heckin' hilarious images of Soylita and neutral Markiplier Soyjak, killing actual funny threads with unfunny vantablack niggerald spam with either incomprehensible niggerspeak or bland, repetitive faggotry usually done by making awful edits of them to resemble characters from forced troonslop Make sure to sage the threads when replying. Do not reply to them at all. Shitlita is banned but Neutralfags are still here.

See: Red

The Booru

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It's well known that the 'ru hosts all kind of coal, brimstone and even (very very rarely) antimatter, such as 'ru exclusive variants and fads, dusty variant:unknowns, NAS content (that somehow gets approved), and even embedded 'p Thankfully that is getting solved.

Kuz

Kuz, his Kolyma shills and jackbooted thugs who break into innocent soyteens' houses in the middle of the night to beat them up for no reason are considered responsible for killing /soy/ by many teens. <--- even doe this literally never happened (Source: it just didn't, ok?)

Draw Thread Cartel

A group of trannies would create drawthreads which devolved into namefagging, NAS, and Soylita OC. This faggotry would spill into the rest of /soy/ until the drawthreads were banished to /incel/ than /qa/ and died off with shitlita being banned. Occasionally you will see faggots in draw threads but not at a point where they are unusable.

Wordfilter

Template:Main Some wordfilters existed on the Sharty for a long time and didn't cause any disruptions. However, there are others that cause disruptions and make talking on the party incomprehensible.

  • Almost every post on the Sharty is filtered. Sometimes posts become completely unintelligible.
  • Links become broken.
  • Replies can become broken on SoyBooru.

Doxing Ban

The doxing ban is blamed by 'teens for the faltering PPH. There might be merit to this claim, since there's now one less activity to participate in. Doxing is allowed but still moderated case by case (whenever jannies seethe). As of now, it is allowed.

Server Issues

During March of 2024, numerous internal issues were physically making usage of the Sharty difficult, killing /soy/ quickly. This has allegedly been caused by server relocation, a weaker server, and DDoS attacks from 'cord trannies.

The Sharty has accumulated dozens of hours of downtime over the course of March, affecting both 'mutt hours and Euro hours. The Booru has also faced downtime and other issues, causing some 'teens to stop interacting with the Soysphere during downtime. These outages would sometimes last entire days at a time.

Since then, the Sharty has been moved to much stronger servers, but we still experience the occasional DDoS attack.

Country Hours

Americans

This happens in the night for euromutts.

IT'S BURGER HOURS! It's said that quality drops significantly when Americans are awake. This includes raids getting snitched on, politicoal spamming, and gangnam-style jaks. Just ignore that most of the board-wiping spam happens during European hours or something however youre an obsessed faggit


Europeans

This happens in the night for Amerimutts.

European and Australian hours had a lower activity and fewer jannies to moderate the board. This made /soy/ more susceptible to raids, including NAS coal, tranny threads, Soylita, and even 'P which would not be cleared till American hours. Less users also meant fewer effective raids, missed gets, and gems.

>kill yourselves you obsessed faggots (or something)

Asians

The deadest hours on the Party where the activity and the amount of jannies are at its anti-peak. For the most part they are very similar to the European hours, but on top of that off-siters usually attempt cattywiping and demoralizing bait thread spam (in conjunction with samefag negrobumping in them). No 'teens should seek for entertainment at this time of the day unless they have an unhealthy obsession with replying to aforementioned bait

Offsiters

4chan

It is believed that certain boards, as revenge for soyjak.party stealing their gets, attempt to coal up the Party by posting their own kind of "content" or by posting demoralization coal directly to the Sharty. Now after the Great Cuckset they especially hate the Sharty.

Jartyfags

For most of its existence, The Jarty has been a dead splinter site comprised of only a small handful of anti-Kolyma extremists who used the site to vent about the state of the Sharty in. However, since Froot's administration began, The Jarty has been growing in popularity very quickly, attracting a horde of child porn spammers, fetishists, porn-addicts, groomers, furries, and most of all, trannies, who have been ramping up production in spamming brimstone-tier threads all over the Sharty, including racefetish spam, porn, fetishes, gore, furries, avatar/namefagging, and other cancer in hopes of making the Sharty unusable so that users will move over to their dead splinter site. Jartyniggers can be easily distinguished by their very weird, often sexual obsession for Soytan and just overall being a coomer, as evidenced by threads on their site discussing grooming/early porn introduction techniques. They also use astroturfing and falseflagging to make themselves appear more genuine. The Jarty has been Acked for awhile now and a complete dnb even before then, but fags like them are still here, shitting up our site with goonart garbage and other coal.

Failtrolls and Discord

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Since the beginning of the Sharty (and the soyjak era of /qa/), many Discord groups and failtrolls have existed. These groups and people generally were not very widely known in the beginning, as they attempted to be secret and hidden, although there were jokes commonly posted about "the /qa/ Discord." early on, Soot explicitly banned advertising Discord servers. As these people became more and more brazen and started engaging in illegal activities, more started worrying about them, and they were eventually banned from soyjak.party and later this wiki for hostile behaviour.

Alternatively, others are now paranoid that anything new must be from these groups and start complaining about Discord or Failtrolls (using terms such as "Foodist", "UTTP", "Skibidipedo") even when there is not one behind the post.

Remember to always report posts made by failtrolls and mass-report their discord servers and websites.

Consequences of outsiders

Pedophiles and 'p spam

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Some offsite immigrants tend to not leave their old posting habits behind

Goes without saying, offsite immigrants who endorse pedophilia and spam 'P are actively killing the site. For example, during June of 2023, the Sharty experienced multiple DDoS attacks which significantly slowed down site performance. Posts would take 10-20 minutes to go through, causing many posters to keep clicking New Reply and flooding the 'log with duplicate posts. The 'log was spammed with gay tranime porn and frogs. It's unknown who is behind the attacks but most believe it's either The Jarty or da 'cord. Shitskin commiepedotrannies are behind the DDoS attacks. Through extensive research, it has been observed that the usual spam by the discord nigcel trannies (shit dicks, coaly chudjaks from the booru, redditfrogs and 'p) stops every time before a DDoS attack is about to happen. Thankfully the 'p spam has subsidized.

Pornposters

Main article: Porn

Coomer pornposters have often been accused of ruining the Party by spamming NAS and distracting 'teens from producing high-quality soyjaks with pornography. Some have also objected to pornposting on the basis that it is immoral. This is also commonly considered to be one of the main things that killed 4chan's /b/.

The Greatest Cancer

(You)

(You) are all of these combined.[you just are, ok?!]

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