Chris Chan

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CHRIS CHAN IS SILESIAN BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM THE FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright. Christopher Weston Chandler was born on the 24th of February, 1982. His mother’s name is Barbara Chandler and she is the reason he is so retarded. She used Tylenol, the autism drug. When he was 6, some retard mispronounced his name and his parents went “Change his name award” so they changed it to Christian. When he was 12, he discovered Sonic the AUTISMhog and became obsessed. He attended Manchester Higb School where he was the weird kid who was obsessed with Sonic. Despite this he just kept rizzing up girls. He graduated in 2000.

Online history: In 1999, Chris made his first website, Cwcsite.homepage, which lasted until 2008. It had multiple name changes over time. It was known as CWC’s Poke Site, CWC’s Sonichu and Rosechu Site, CWC’s Offical/Original Site!, and many others. In 2001, he started Sonichu, a series dedicated to Sonichu, a combination of Sonic and Pikachu. His first story was called “Genesis of the Lovehogs” and it is very autistic. From 2002-2007, he attended PVCC which is some random college.

The plot of all the Sonichu’s

• “Genesis of the Lovehogs”:

Sonichu and Rosechu and a few other characters get born due to a mysterious eruption (2001)

• #0:

Sonichu meets Chris. Nothing happens (2003)

• #1:

Sonichu and Rosechu fall in love and are adopted by Chris. Chris and some random girl named Kel defeat Mary Lee Walsh, principal of PVCC. (2003)

• #2:

Blake Sonichu, aka Sonichu with more autism, and Sonichu, defeat Robotnik (2003)

• #3:

The Chaotic combo is created by Magi-Chan (gay Sonichu), Blake Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu (Blake’s girl), Wild Sonichu (weed Sonichu), and my favorite, Punchy Sonichu (Down syndrome Sonichu) (2005). Also Blake has sex with a trans man.

• #4:

Mary Lee Walsh establishes the Natsirhc army and Punchy Sonichu is molested (2005)

• #5:

Chris attends a wedding. That’s the entire fucking plot. (2006)

• #6:

Evil Chris (name is Reldnahc) tries to kill Chris, but the Chaotic Combo stops him. (2006)

• #7:

Chris finds Sonichu’s missing testicles yes. Magi-Chan is interviewed on television by some guy named Jamsta. (2007)

• #8:

Sonichu and Rosechu have sex and, then Rosechu transforms into a gigantic hedgehog named the Lioness (so retarded), and Rosechu rapes a guy named Jason Kendrick Howell. They also decimate 4chan (4centgarbage.com) (2008)

• #9:

The town where this whole nonsense is set (CWCVille), is invaded by aliens. Punchy Sonichu rapes the aliens (2009)

• “The Penis Comic”

Chris rapes a random girl (2010)

• #10:

Chris Chan defeats all his trolls by funky towning them (2010)

• #11:

Chris meets a Jewish guy named Kevin and they celebrate Christmas (it just is okay!) (2017)

• “Sonichu Babies”

Chris Chan gets a Time Machine and with Sonichu’s help, kills baby Bluespike (a troll) (2017)

• #12:

Sonichu and Rosechu’s son Robert troons out (2017)

• #13:

Night Star (some mlp) character kills Wild Sonichu (2018)

• #14:

Chris rambles about Gay people (2019)

Unfinished Sonichus:

• #15:

(2022-) Just the cover has been finished. Appears to be about Chris’s weird belief that he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

• #77:

(2025-) Chris recently started working on Issue #77, believing that in other dimensions, like Niggerhell, that issues #16-#76 have been published, due to a belief told from da trolls. Appears to be about Magi-Chan marrying Mewtwo (a random Pokémon character), as seen by the cover.

In 2006 he started posting on YouTube under the name “Sonichu”. I’m not joking. “Sonichu”. His videos had absolutely zero views. He made a video where he jumped up and down and threatened to kill Mary Lee Walsh, a video where he ranted about Tobacco, ads for his site, and a parody of Harvey Birdman. In 2007, something awful discovered him after some guy posted pictures of him online (Something Awful) cracking himself up over Chris’s fashion. The something awful people found some dyke had an online blog and made a story based on Chris who she saw in a mall or something like that back in 2005. Encyclopedia Dramatica made a page on him where he started crashing out. You may notice his comic strips, although autistic, get really, really, really, really, really, really, autistic. Jason Kendrick Howell was a encyclopedia dramatica editor and pedophile, who discovered Chris’s many many accounts, and made a page with some gore and safe edgy, and when Chris saw it, he started freaking out. In 2007, he sued Howell, who won in 2009. And then came PaRappa the Rapper.

For many years he had been trying to rizz up this random girl named Megan, using cringe comics, and his MySpace (aka dead site) to try and rizz her up. He then entered a contest for some random game called PaRappa the Rapper, and lost to a random guy named Adam by a single vote. Megan moved to Kentucky, and Chris started raging!!!!!!!!. His website then got hacked by a mysterious figure known only as the “Wallflower”, and only the Spanish version, Ricardo.cwc survived. A something awful thread was made called “Sonichu and his attempts to find love”. 4chan found out, so did YouTube, as randoms on both sites were meming him. His responses were gold. R34 on 4chan, crashouts for the ages, such as “THAT IS MY HOUSE”, and Encyclopedia Dramatica gore/porn. He gained friends and white knights like Robert Simmons V, and Blanca White, a mentally disturbed man who thinks he is a woman. He was caught masturbating online to attract a 14 YEAR OLD GEGGGGGGGGG!. By the end of it, Kiwi Farms, a forum dedicated to Chris, was made, although now it is more dedicated to other Lolcows. He was catfished multiple times, trooned out, set his house on fire, and raped his senile dementia ridden mother. He now believes he is god, believes he is a reincarnation of Sonichu’s dad, Robert Asperchu, and is also under the influence of a gang known as Predator Gang, who give him money for selling Sonichu medallions.

Channels: @Sonichu (2006-2008) (banned) @IBAChandler (2008-2011) @ChrisChan (2011-2012) @ClydeCashGreggMays (2013) (names of two trolls) @ChrisChan (2014) (banned) @CwcVilleGuardian (2014-) (active, current sperging)

He also made music back in 2004 and 2008, it’s fucking trash. except for the Autism song that one made me kek. He pretended he was in the same band as Wild Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu, Angel Rosechu (Wild Sonichu’s sister) and Blake Sonichu. All he did was do covers except for an original Autism song that made me kek.

Other characters:

• Zapina (basically Sonichu but strips)
• Yawning Q. Squirtoil (weed seller)
• Layla Flaffy (Punchy’s girlfriend)
• Sonee (Sonichu and Rosechu’s son)
• Rodney (Sonichu and Rosechu’s other son)
• The Australatinas (Race of Mary Lee Walsh allied shitskins)
• Simonchu (magichan’s faggot femboy)
• Simonla (Simonchu’s sister and Jamsta’s girl)
• Gregg (Kevin’s little brother)
• Shorty and Sammy (Twin brother robots, and Blake Sonichu’s assistants)
• Shotgun (Mary Lee Walsh’s robot)

All Marge who the fuck wrote this worthy.