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'''Brimstone''' or '''sulfur''' is an obsessed form of [[coal]] from hell that actively harms the posters who view it due to how incredibly low-quality it is. [[Niggers|That shit can hurt yo eyes cuza' how trash dat shi is]] Brimstone is often considered to be even worse than [[dust]], with prolonged viewing posing a serious risk to the viewer's body and soul. These sinister posts' evil qualities commonly lead to the obsessed derailment of otherwise [[Gem|gemmy]] threads. Some types of brimstone rapidly proliferate like an obsessed [[party-killing coal|cancer]] before dying out just as quickly. Overall, brimstone is a very obsessed and macabre quality of post, and should generally be avoided. Most people who post brimstone WILL obsessively burn.  

NOTE: Brimstone isn't vantablack. it's actually Vantayellow  

Brimstone is sometimes called [[Lee Goldson|Cheese]]<nowiki/>stone due to it's yellow appearance

The term brimstone (as well as [[coal]]), comes from Psalm 11: ''Upon the wicked He will rain coals; Fire and brimstone''

Many images that meet the brimstone criteria can be traced back to [[Twitter]], where users who have little to no knowledge about soyjaks attempt to make 'jaks of their own.

As noted by the Holy [[The Soyble|Soyble]] in [[Nate (Soyjak)|Nate]] 18:25: ''"It is easier for a plus-sized black trans queen to go through the eye of a needle than for a poster of brimstone to enter the kingdom of [[Soot]]".'' This implies that posters of brimstone (and potentially those who enjoy it) will burn in [[Niggerhell|Hell]] for eternity.

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File:Sulfur powder.jpg|Brimstone powder.
File:Sulfur - El Desierto mine, San Pablo de Napa, Daniel Campos Province, Potosí, Bolivia.jpg|Brimstone.
File:Leaning Tombstones.jpg|3 gravestones.
File:Burning-sulfur.png|Burning brimstone. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R. REFERENCE!!?!?!?!?!)
File:Grimstone.png|A [[Soycraft|block]] of grimstone (later changed to "deepslate" by [[selfish little fuck]]s but we know the TRVTH).
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== [[Shit nobody cares about|Etymology]] ==
"Brimstone" comes from the Old English word "brynstan", from brin-, a stem of brinnen, meaning "to burn", from [[Aryan|Proto-Germanic]] *brennan- "to burn", from [[Kuz|Proto-Indo-European]] *gwher- "to heat, warm" + stan "stone", from Proto-Germanic *stainaz, from Proto-Indo-European *stoi-no-. Middle English forms include brymston, brimston and bremston.<ref>https://www.etymonline.com/word/brimstone</ref>

== Types of Brimstone ==
'''Silesian brimstone''' consists mostly of sulfur but with some impurities. As a result, it is not as strong as the other types, but can still coal up the log in high enough quantities. A notable example of Silesian brimstone is the [[Poland|Polish]] [[Trannies|BBC spammer]].

'''Bhutanese brimstone''' is around 99.89% pure. It is much stronger than the Silesian type and small doses of it can turn the entire catalog into dust. It is [[Dr. Soyberg|recommended]] that you avoid exposure to Bhutanese brimstone, as it has a high chance of causing [[Kuz|nigger AIDS]].

'''Congolese brimstone''' is 100% pure elemental sulfur from the deepest, darkest pits of [[Niggerhell]]. After its discovery, Belgian authorities sealed off all brimstone mines in the Congo and erased any information about it that they could get their hands on. As a result, not much is known about Congolese brimstone, but soyentists theorize that it could completely destroy the Sharty. It is speculated that [[Poopson]] is made out of Congolese brimstone.<ref>because... I said so, ok?</ref> 

'''Kosovar brimstone''' is {{Glow|235}}% more pure, and brimmier than Congolese Brimstone. Also called "Vantablack Brimstone", this variant is so coaly that even Niggerhell had to make a Deep Altar where it is tucked away known as Greater Niggerhell. In this region of Niggerhell, no regular Brimstone Poster could ever survive, and it is where 'S is made from (Child Scat Videos, this is worse than 'P) since it's so coaly as fuck. The place where Kosovar Brimstone is made is where the Sharty Killing Coal (Vantadeath) Poster resides in.

'''Brimgularity,''' also called "'''VANTABLACK NIGGERSTONE'''" is the purest form of brimstone, as any other form with an extreme concentration of sulfur naturally collapses into it. It lies at the very heart of [[Niggerhell]], which happens to be the absolute deepest point. Even the coal demon shivers in fear just from someone mentioning its existence. It is said to have destructive potential so great that trying to bring a sample of it to the outside world would destroy the whole universe.

'''Obsessed Brimstone''' is most commonly found in Mexico. Specifically, inside the intestines of Mexicans and other Latinxes, close to the rectum. Mexicans are the most efficient exporters of Obsessed Brimstone, since anything they eat will be converted to Obsessed Brimstone and be sharted out their hairy skibidi gyatt fat asses. It is suspected that obsessed brimstone is a key component of a mexican [[brap]]. The most well-known exporter of Obsessed Brimstone is [[satoko_houjou_fan]]. 

==See also==
*[[Discord]]
*[[Vantablack]]
*[[Antimatter]]
*[[Singularity]]
*[[Dust]]
*[[Coal]]
*[[Gem/Coal Rating System]]
*[[party-killing coal|Party-Killing Coal]]
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