Editing Fruitjak (section)

=== OOOH MAH LORD! ===
{{Research|Did Pinejak’s prideness singlehandedly kill the NuSchlog?}}{{Tip|The NuSchlog had this gem posted before it went down. It has not come back up since.}}
Is that… PINEJAK!?! The BAC (Big Apple Cock) slut of the Ridge, the cock-taker of ‘20? Oh! I am delighted to see you again, my little slut! I heard that you got tired of cock. Is that true? w-WHAT!?! YOU’RE BENDING OVER!?! Guess what… IT NEVER FUCKING ENDED! You were ALWAYS a slut! And, what’s this, an official, authentic, Appled.com™ tattoo on your big, chubby, asscheek? A slutty, submissive, and gazing stare of “I always want to be pleasured!”, and the oral gape of a thousand cocks? OOOH MAH LORD! You are built for it all! Applejaks, watermelonjaks, tomatojaks, potatojaks… The list goes on, and on! This sissy can’t stop taking everything, can he? A carrotjak replaces all his thinking power in his head with the “seeds” from his big “fully grown carrot”? A potatojak, digging deep into his anus, making Pinejak’s little “spuds” barely even compare to his big, veiny, “Russet”? Oh, you name it! This is a nice orgy! And… Pinejak has a “get fucked while I watch you get fucked” buddy? It’s… a Tomatojak? And to all the Pineapple and Tomato supremacists, leaking their caged clitties because of this bull-dominated reality, you will be replaced, by manlier, stronger, men.