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== Treatments == [[File:M2 Browning and ammunition boxes (1).jpg|thumb|An image of a machine that dispenses and force feeds the anti-pedophilia pill. Works very effectively.]] [[File:AK-47_assault_rifle.jpg|thumb|An image of a smaller machine that also dispenses medium sized anti-pedo pills (which can easily be carried unlike the other one)]] [[File:Colt_Python_2020_4_inch.jpg|thumb|An image of a pocket sized machine that fires 6 small anti-pedo pills (it's best to play russian roulette with them)(except all chambers are full and they go first)]] Pedophilia is like cancer. {{glow|There isn't a 100% guarantee that a pedo gets cured, but sometimes it happens}} Currently known experimental treatments are listed below. * Not talking to any minors and finding an adult girlfriend * Visiting https://stopitnow.org/ <- Consider this option first * Going to therapy and genuinely talking to a professional about it * [[Never goon|Nofap]] and similar anti-gooning treatments. Quitting gooning will definitely help someone recover from pedophilia. * Visiting https://easypeasymethod.org * Reminding the sufferer how fucked up their situation is and explaining every treatment clearly. If they are not willing to listen and don't want to recover, it's too late for them and they now have late-stage pedophilia, and [[Fact|they must be executed brutally]]. === Late treatments === As said before, pedophilia is like cancer. At late stages, it is impossible to cure, however there are still two things [[you]] can try: * [[Suicide]] * Going to the [[Asoylum Wiki|soysylum]] * .22 Long Rifle, [[AR-15|.223 Remington]], [[AR-15|5.56x45mm NATO,]] 9x19mm Para, .45 ACP, .50 Action Express, [[Commie|7.62x39mm(pictured),]] 7.62x51mm NATO, [[The men on Omaha beach|.30-06 Springfield,]] .50 BMG(pictured), 20mm Vulcan, [[Sawed-Off|12 Gauge]], 5.45x39mm, 7.62x54mmR, .950 JDJ, .380 ACP, 30x170mm NATO, 9x18mm Makarov, .44 Special, .357 Magnum(pictured), .300 Winchester Magnum, 4 Gauge, [[Chudjak|7.92x57mm Mauser]] and .40 S&W. * [[Charlotte Fosgate|St. Johns Bridge]] * [[Mexico|Chainsaw]] * [[Woodchipper]] * [[Adolf Hitler|Gas chamber]] * [[Arabs|Throwing them off buildings]] * [[Arabs|Beheading]] * [[Amerimutt|Electric chair]] * [[Tranny|Detransition]] * [[Dr. Fauci|Lethal injection]] * Brazen bull * [[TND|Curbstomping them]] * Flamethrower * [[Africa|Starvation]] * [[Racism|Lynching]] ^If you're really struggling with pedophilia get PROFESSIONAL help, (that means don't go on online [[Imageboard|imageboards]]) If you value your life, you can: * Go to a Professional Therapist * Go to a Asylum * Go to a Rehabilitation Center * Go to the local Police precinct and bring your hard drives * Kill yourself and save medical resources for more important people
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