Editing Calm (section)

== In event of relapse ==
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[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5&nbsp;mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1&nbsp;mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,<sup>It simply just is.</sup> as they might develop to threaten our national security.<sup>It simply just does, OK chud?</sup>}}</ref>