Editing Poopson (section)

=== Origin ===
[[File:Time traveler about poopson.png|thumb|359x359px|An alleged screenshot from a future 'teen to show that poopson WILL be created. Image has been blurred to prevent 'teens from possibly killing themselves.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230717190851/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/3919202.html</ref>]]
The Poopson myth originated on this very wiki on July 8, 2023, when a soyteen named [[User:ThusSprokeZarathustra]] didn't take his [[meds]] and experienced a vision warning him of the end of the sharty. This user created this page on the wiki that day which read:

''Poopson is a name given to a prophesized variant rumored to be the coal that will destroy the sharty. It is expected to be created around Early 2024. This variant will be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, inciting the 4th Soyvil War. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and convince them it [is] a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst Twitter users in a positive light. But fear not about the damage caused by this variant, as the gem that will save the sharty will be released a month later.''<ref>https://soyjakwiki.net/index.php?title=Poopson_(Soyence_Denier%27s_Perspective)&oldid=38560</ref>

And from there the myth spread to the sharty.
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File:Poopson grimey crime photo.png|A crude, grainy image supposedly depicting Poopson, unknown origin, suspected to have been released by [[CIA|federal authorities]] after an investigation (probably a fake doe).
File:Poopsongif.gif|The truth revealed (probably a fake doe).
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