Editing Covid-19 (section)

== The Mask ==

<blockquote class="noexcerpt"><p>'''''If you see someone wearing a mask in the year of [[Christianity|the Lord our God]], {{CURRENTYEAR}}, laugh at them.'''''</p></blockquote>

<p>'''The Mask''', also known as '''the Cuck Muzzle <sub>''(alt. Cuck's Muzzle)''</sub>''' is a mind-control device that subdues its wearer. If the user has gotten {{glowtext|JABBED}}, the mask will be unremovable, fully turning them into a soulless vaxx-rape robot. It charges via 5G rays and HECKIN MAGIC SOYENCE!!! A list of things it can <s>allegedly</s> do are as follows:</p>
<li><s>Suppress negative thoughts regarding Klaus Schwab and the {{glowtext|ELITE}}</s> <sub>(confirmed)</sub></li><li>Activate Coronavirus DNA samples in those previously vaccinated against the Flu</li>
<li>  <s>Explode the brains of bigoted pissbaby [[Chudjak|chudcels]]</s> <sub>(confirmed)</sub></li>
<li> Dispense dopamine if the wearer quotes a [[Marvel]] kino</li><li> Send personal secrets to the CCP</li><li>  <s>Cause the user to troon out</s> <sub href="Marvel">(confirmed)</sub></li>

* Clone your genome and sell it on the Black Market
{{Quote|>clone your entire genome even doe that's impossible considering the constraints of modern science or something}}