Editing Autism (section)

== The detractor perspective ==
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'''Ass Burgers Syndrome''' is a disorder that is made up by the jews. A certain [[kike]] named Dr. Hans Asperger'''✡''', due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (which would later cover their later jew plot for [[FNWO|global vaccines]]), had the brilliant idea of putting all the [[Feralrage|psychopaths]] with little or no social skills and completely unrelated others in one conjoined group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM.

Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.

Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered, emotionless selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder. Common symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with animu or video games, and breaking out into fits of Stress™ when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents. 

# autism isnt a superpower, its a mental disorder
# nobody's life has ever been improved by being autistic: it has only been made worse
# autistic "people" are significantly more likely to have an IQ that places them in the mentally retarded range than the general population
# autistic people have never contributed anything worthwhile to soyjak.party or /qa/ ever since the day it was born. all they are capable of doing is forcing their autistic special interest, usually a show made for young, equally retarded children and making the worst nuvariants known to man and spamming them until they get 'nished by jannies for their retardation.
# autistic people are statistically more likely to be transgender than neurotypicalARYANS.
# autistic people are statistically more likely to be pedophiles than neurotypicalARYANS.
# autistic males are incapable of ever finding love unless they are in the top 5% of attractiveness. even then, it will be a relationship based purely on physicality and not true care for one another.
# autistic people are, statistically speaking, far more physically, socially and mentally inept than neurotypicalARYANS. their only refuge is dead forums and imageboards like 4cuck where they can post loli pornography and bitch about getting bullied in highschool for wearing the same legend of zelda tshirt every day without getting judged by normal people who are busy being productive.
# the idea that any great men of history were "actually autistic" is historical revisionism to make speddies feel special and inspired, that their life has any value. it does not.
# all the foids who say that they "want an autistic bf" are being facetious virtue signallers because their interpretation of autism is just a chadlite who wears glasses and sometimes stutters. if she saw your soyjak folder or shelf full of super mario collectibles, she would run away and probably call the police on you for sexual harassment.