Editing Poopson (section)

== The Original Poster (John Soytor) Returns<ref name=":2" /> ==
{{Tip|Since this post comes from an alternate timeline, the details can't be deboonked in the future.}}

=== First Post ===
Hello again Soyjak.party

It looks like my showing up in the past has altered this timeline. I can't tell for certain what will happen in this timeline, but here's a few clarifications on what happens in my timeline
{{Greentext|>Froot bought the Party during the auction in July. The same group of Doll, 'Leno, and Froot take control
>The Soyumvirate (or Soybunal, as we call them in our timeline) fires Red after discovering xir involvement in der 'cord, preventing the IP leak that happened in your timeline
>The Party does not go down, but there is a wave of 'p spam during which image uploads are disabled
>Brojak is not poopson. While brojak is undoubtedly brimstone, Poopson makes brojak look like the gem that saved the Party
>Andyjak is likely a red herring. No such variant exists in my timeline, though it's possible whoever made that post is from the timeline created after my last visit
>Poopson is not a shitjak, despite the name. It is antialiased but otherwise black and white
>Poopson was not the 5333333 GET
>It's unclear whether the man who wiped the catalog was the one behind babybot or not
}}

Don't give up hope. In my timeline at least, Poopson is not the end of the Party. I won't risk saying more than that now. Goodbye.

==== Observations ====
The poster of this account claims that the [[Alternate History|timeline was altered]] by their meddling, and that they're the same as the original time traveler. In their timeline, the [[Soyumvirate]] gets formed earlier, or more precisely, at the time of the [[Second great purchase|Second Great Purchase]]. This directly prevents the [[Soypocalypse]] because [[Red]] gets fired, but the sharty gets spammed with [[CSAM|'p]] to the point that images are disabled, which is similar to what happened in this timeline anyway. The poster clarifies that Poopson is antialiased, black and white, and not a GET. Basically, this post denies that the ''Apocrypha'' is true.

The post closes off on an optimistic, but ambiguous note.

=== Second Post <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230903044435/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4548748.html#4550284</ref> ===
I am the original poster of the "prophecy", as well as the follow-up in the previous thread [[Fact|(proof below)]]

Poopson is not any one existing variant, but not a pure original or a pure composite either. It is an amalgam of reused parts of different 'jaks and original parts. I will not comment on what parts of which 'jaks were used or what the original parts [[You look like this and say this|looked like]]. 

<big>[[Fourth Industrial Revolution|Attempting to reconstruct Poopson is a BAD IDEA. You WILL NOT continue this. I only say this much to sate your curiosity.]]</big>

Also I'm no prophet. If you must call me something, call me [[Namefags|John Soytor]]. I will be back soon.
[[File:Soytorproof1.png|thumb|343x343px|One of the two images posted by Soytor to prove he is the original poster, featuring a screenshot of the original post with a (You) indicator.]]
[[File:SoytorProof2.png|thumb|The second image posted by Soytor, proving authorship of the follow-up post]]

==== Observations ====
The time traveler claims that the worst sharty killing antimatter to curse to the sharty is a frankenstein monster of existing jaks. The poster provides two images as proof that he is the original poster, consisting of his prior two posts with (you)s. Weirdly enough, one of the screenshots is him posting a screenshot with the (You) on the original post. Finally, the poster gives the name John Soytor for himself, a reference either to the self-proclaimed time traveler John Titor, or to [[Anime|Steins;gate]], which itself references the John Titor legend.  

The exact implications of this information is unknown, but it certainly spells a [[Splicejak]] fail.

=== Third Post<ref>https://archive.ph/kTsWX</ref> ===
He is not the original poster, I am. That image was from the original image I posted. Second pic is proof it's me. Poopson was not AI generated, at least not entirely. 

- John Soytor

==== Context ====
On September 4th, a user posted a comparison picture between the censored Poopson and a NAP [[Stable Diffusion|AIjak]] claimed by the thread's OP to be Poopson. A 'teen saw this, and believed the poster of the comparison to be John Soytor. Soytor himself then came to deboonk this.

==== Observations ====
The phrase "at least not entirely" suggests the possibility that Poopson is ''partially'' AI-generated, but Soytor may also simply be be unsure.