Editing Carfentanil (section)

== History ==
[[Marge who the fuck wrote this|Chosen for its high therapeutic index, carfentanil was first sold in 1986 under the brand name "Wildnil" for use in combination with an α2-receptor agonist as a tranquilizing agent 9  for ungulates like hippos, rhinos, and elephants, and large carnivores.Commercial production of Wildnil ceased in 2003; the drug is now available only in compounded form and not available for veterinary use due to human abuse]].

This is because the cia Indians decided to manufacture it as a human drug called Cartenafil in 2003, because they caved in to the Mexican gringos o algo.
In 2019, LQrd DQnald TQump forced the CIA to make it illegal, and only for Calm use.
Despite this, almost 200 people die a month from Cartenafil use in the United States.