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EDP445, also known as a Fucking pedophile, a fucking loser, EatDatPussy445, or whatever the fuck his new 12 day account is called, or his real name, Turhan Emmerson, is a fucking Pedophile! who was active on [[YouTube]].com from 2008-2018. He is most famous for being the guy who inspired the “Cupcake” meme, where you say “I was just trying to get a cupcake, and go back home”, in response to a serious question. 


== Early life ==
Even cowards have a mother. Turhan Emerson’s mother’s name is Bakersfield Emmerson, and she is in [[Niggerhell]] due to being a Gooner who cheated on her husband (EDP’s dad Chris) 5 times. Turhan has 2 step brothers as a fucking result, and Bakersfield even got pregnant with a 17 year old making step brother number 2. He really likes the Philadelphia Eagles, and prior to becoming an internet “nigger” he was a security guard at Costco from 2006-2008. He was also born on January 5, 1980 making him older than Chris Chan geg.

== internet serious business ==
In 2008, EDP started his first of many [[YouTube]] channels. He went under the username @FuckTheRedskins5005 (the redskins are a amerimutt football team). His first video was him singing a song. In 2009, he cracked 10,000 subscribers, and started a series known as “Don’t You Hate That Motherfucking Shit” where he reviewed his daily poops. The series lasted until 2011. In 2012, he was banned from the site for saying bad words like kike kike. He changed his online name to EatDatPussy445, and created 4 yes 4 channels:
@EatDatPussy445 (2012-2018)
@EATDATPUSSY2 (2012-2018)
@CHAOTICKITCHEN (2012-) (abandoned channel in 2014)
@STEElGAMING (2012-2018) (abandoned channel in 2015)
A spinoff channel replacing @STEELGAMING was made in 2015 after he forgot the password, called @Tastemy4inchdickwhileiplayvideogamesjulio  but because that’s not funny and only [[BLACKED]ballers would laugh, the Pajeets removed the channel shortly after it’s inception. Only good thing Wojewie did. In 2013, he did a collaboration with a Nigger named Tyler Creator, another YouTuber , and they made a movie called “Creator and EDP hit up Memphis” which is a unfunny sex comedy that released after 2 years of production in 2015. 

== types of content you would expect ==

* Video game reviews.
* [[Autism]] sperg rants on Ongezellig and Sonic.
* Ongezellig episode reviews geg.
* Roasts (usually on 4chan’s /pol/ and some other nigga named Maury Jones).
* Food reviews
* Reacting to chicken factory eske content.

All fucking coal.

He became a meme on 4cuck in 2017 for his weird obsession with Ongezellig, and his video “KILL DUTCH!!!!!” where he says Dutch people  should be massacred for Ongezellig being cancelled. This was prior to Cupcake btw.

== Cupcakes are so good and cheap ==

In 2018, a few aryans protecting the youth known as “Predator Poachers” uploaded a video called “YouTube Predator tries to have Sex with a 15 year old Girl!”. In the video, 2 aryans confront him, and EDP gives the infamous reaction of “I was just trying to get a cupcake, and go back home”, now used when ‘teens are faced with tough scenarios. 10 days later, all his channels except for his dead Cooking channel @CHAOTICKITCHEN were banned. Not only that, but a SPICy o algo gringo named ColdRaven discovered he sent nuudes to a 15 year old back in 2014. Since then, he made a website, called EDP445.net, where he uploads videos about Ongezellig and the Baltimore Ravens (his amerimutt mcdonals new world order football team) and he makes a new YouTube that gets banned every 5 days. Fuck EDP. 

The only reason this article exists is because “I was just trying to get a cupcake, and go back home” is Sharty culture.