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{{Quoting|{{Brimtext|kys tranny nigger oy velgo saar.}}|Joeltoko Klekiteen}}

{{Infobox Person
|name=Joeltoko Klekiteen
|image= Joeltoko klekiteen.png
|title= {{Redtext|FAT MONKEY SHITALALALALALALIAN BRAPZILIAN NIGGER FAGGOT}}
|occupation= ^^^^ samaessfagging shalalatialan antihwit subhuman analbanin lenebanese smaefag fnf pedo fodiost nigger
|known for= Being a shitskin nigger faggot
|years active=2023-2024
|IAS?=No
|nationality= SHITALALALIAN SHITSKIN NIGGER WHO IS GENETICALLY CLOSER TO LEBUNESE MONKEYS
}}

{{Coaltext|'''Joeltoko Klekiteen'''}}, {{Acktext|[[Trannies|pronouns]]}} [[DNB|was/were]], [[dox|POWER NAME]] [[FNF Pedo|'''Alfred Poopenstein''']], was a [[Nigger|shitskin]] [[tranny]] from 'book [[Literal who|who]] made a post about [[Cobson]] [[or something]]. He lived on [[Ohio|1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas.]] He is 2% Ashkenazi {{Echoes|[[Jewish]]}}, according to [[Science|DNA tests]], and 18% [[Africa|Sub-Saharan African]]. She's also [[Irish]] o algo.

'''On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.'''

== The {{Partysavingtext|[[Cobson]]}} Incident ==
Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite [[Cobson]] on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on [[sude/|/sude/]], posting a screenshot of the post, and calling [[Soyteen|'oyim]] to [[raid]] her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get [[Fail|dropped]].

== Last Post ==
On July 28th, 1999, [[Nophono|Alfred]] announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, [[Geg|in which {{Partysavingtext|he drank an entire liter of bleach}}, {{Gemtext|noosed himself}}, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.]] The video [[Ack|cuts off]] 10 minutes later.

== Dox ==
Name: Alfred [[Poopson|Poopenstein]]

Spouse: <s>Norbert</s> '''Nancy''' Poopenstein{{cn|THATS '''MY''' TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!}}

[[Ohio|1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000]]<ref>the [[Goy|goyim]] said so</ref>

Occupation: Tester @ [[BBC]]s for [[Trump|TRVMP]]

Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!

== The [[Slopjak]] War ==
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|conflict=The Great Slopjak Battle
|partof= raids on soyjak.party
|imaged=[[File:ClipboardImage - 2022-12-14T222518.376.png|frameless|border|''/lgbt/'', a photo before janny came back with his hotpockets]]
|caption=A group of posts by furfags and frogfags getting bumped off the log in a humiliating defeat.
|date= 14 Dec 1998
|place= /soyboy/, /sude/, /soyjak/, /markiplier/, /a/ [[Soyjak.party|Soychan.org]]
|result=Soyboy Victory
|combatant1=
[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] [[Soy/|/soyboy/]]
|combatant2= Joeltoko Klekiteen

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[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[a/ (4chan)|/a/]]

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[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] [[Discord|Skype]]


|strength1=
 <ul>
  <li>2 Cobson posters</li>
  <li>5 IRL chudjaks on IRC</li>
  <li>19 soyboys</li>
  <li>1 Chinaman</li>
  <li>3 Nokiafags</li>
  <li>Duke Nukem</li>
</ul> 
|strength2=
 <ul>
  <li>'fred's Skype Group Chat</li>
  <li>40 'bookites</li>
  <li>At least 7 4chanites</li>
</ul> 
|casualties1=
[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] 209 threads
|casualties2=
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Pepe]] every wojigger thread

[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] every brony thread

[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] Joeltoko's Facebook Group

Over 9000 proxies 'nished

Every thread on /a/ slides off

Foot removes /a/

Xoot lost the game

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[[Lie|Yep, this really happened.]]

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