Editing Mental health

{{Distinguish|[[Schizophrenia|Mental Illness]]}}
[[File:Fearful soyak phone call.png|thumb|231x231px|{{Quote|>A phone call? No siree i might get anxiety}}]]
'''Mental health''' is an excuse used by [[Faggot|faggots]], [[Woman|women]], [[trannies]], [[Soy Boy|soy boys]], and other [[You|dysfunctional losers]] to justify their shitty lifestyle. These pathetic losers will often complain that they are feeling anxiety or stress, but really they just want an excuse to sit in their room and goon to [[Fruit Soyjaks|porn]] or to play [[Nintendo|videogames]] all day without worrying about anything else.

== What causes bad mental health? ==
A lot of things, but mostly just what's happening in your life and what's surrounding it. [[Incel|If you are a shitty little faggot who does nothing but whine on the internet all day]], then yeah you probably don't have good mental health. Some people who do have bad mental health may have it do to external factors [[though]], like [[Keyed|people who grew up abused]] and people who grew up [[Nigger|poor]]. Whatever it may be that makes you "[[Lie|depressed]]" you can use as an excuse to get out of things, such as work or school, or use it as an excuse for literally anything else.

== How do I get better mental health? ==
Take your [[meds]] silly little [[goyim]] and pay me $60000 USD so you can [[Shit Nobody Cares About|blabber on about shit going on in your life]] as I pretend like I'm helping you.

== Mental Health "Professionals" ==
[[File:Soyowad.png|thumb|left|231px|{{Quote|>YOU ARE HEREBY DIAGNOSED WITH APD, OCD, BBC, AND ADD AND MUST NOW PAY ME $600 DOLLARS A MONTH FOR PRESCRIPTIONS even though you can get pills off the sidewalk for free}}]]
Despite being completely made up, there are many ((([[Doctos|Doctors]]))) who claim to specialize in mental health. They say they promote "mental wellbeing" and treat mental disorders, but in actuality they just use their title to prescribe [[Meds|Medication]] and make [[Jews|Money]]. But you WILL take your meds, because they help you out. OKAY?!?!?!!?!?!?!<br>
According to these "professionals", the following are bad for your mental health:
* Never going [[Grass|outside]]
* Never having [[sex]]
* [[Gooning|Jacking off]] or [[Nigger Weed|doing drugs]]
* Spending a majority of your day on the [[Soyjak.party|Internet]]
* Engaging in [[Janny|power]] and/or [[The Great Soyset|revenge]] fantasies
* Never speaking to anyone except your [[Your Dad|Parents]]
* Being [[Morocco|poor]]
* Being [[Amerimutt|ugly]]
* Beng an [[Incel]]
* Being [[Nigger|brown]]

== See also ==

* [[Autism]]
* [[Sproking out]]
* [[Calm]]
* [[Landscape Therapy]]
* [[BBC therapy]]

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