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<option>basedjaks must be in every thread</option>
<option>Stop posting this awful soy</option>
<option>Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots</option>
<option>If you guys didn't know, a moment ago we were raided by leftist soyjakers from bunkerchan and the site known as soyjak.party</option>
<option>they are a /leftypol/ offshoot I hear</option>
<option>This universe is mine</option>
<option>Shit tier wojack</option>
<option>ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK</option>
<option>you just made this? Well done anon you want your dick sucked?</option>
<option>fnf like having fun</option>
<option>fuck this gay website ran by pedophiles</option>
<option>Fuck this shit website</option>
<option>For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground</option>
<option>snarky snappy whatever its called</option>
<option>Never stop jakkin', soyteens</option>
<option>Obsessed brimstone</option>
<option>OH I'M A COLORJAK</option>
<option>This is gem control to Major Cob</option>
<option>sooby soob</option>
<option>TOL TOL TOL</option>
<option>YOU, YOU PERSONIFY DISCORD</option>
<option>Fuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHIT</option>
<option>Clitty status: leaking</option>
<option>flood detected; post discarded</option>
<option>you were one i ker</option>
<option>just another Jewish psyop</option>
<option>mfw throw poop at neighbor lady</option>
<option>This thread has run its course</option>
<option>I saved 20 ABDL videos 2 years ago</option>
<option>I love you too little buddy</option>
<option>OH MY GOD SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE</option>
<option>The sign is a subtle joke</option>
<option>Marge, I'm confused. Is this a good ending or a bad ending?</option>
<option>'jakking dies in darkness</option>
<option>IT'S SO OVER IT LITERALLY NEVER EVEN BEGAN</option>
<option>FUCK SOOT I HAVE YOUR IPS BITCHES</option>
<option>OHNONONONO NUSOICACAS WHATS THIS?!!</option>
<option>Delete /pol/</option>
<option>There's currently a Ziglezogle or whatever that show is called thread that's obviously a covert Sharty thread</option>
<option>Dean</option>
<option>My wife Cobson is so cute</option>
<option>I think I became the target of the soyjak party. I will live quietly now.sorry</option>
<option>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!!!!! ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY WHITE NOISE PIECES FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!!</option>
<option>Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh story of undertale</option>
<option>site's starting to lose steam ....</option>
<option>He posts on a "sharty"? Ewwww</option>
<option>*sharts on your post*</option>
<option>NIGGA I'M NUTS!</option>
<option>HEY SOOT, I'M GONNA RAM YOUR BOAT</option>
<option>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*</option>
<option>Dr. Fauci, give us vaccines</option>
<option>Are you ready for ze New VVorld Order™</option>
<option>There's a party, a 'jakkers paradise</option>
<option>Hey guys, kuz here, world-famous imageboard buyer. I bought alot of imageboards</option>
<option>LOL KEK KEK LMAO LMAO LMAO XD HAHA</option>
<option>IT'S ME JOEY FROM JOEY'S SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEWS! AIIIYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA</option>
<option>Hi chud, it's Nikocado Avocado, and I'm just here to say you should really go visit 'soyjak.party'. Go to the soyjak.party, it's a really cool site, and HOME to your favorite MEMES!</option>
<option>Today we are deleting Facebook and launching Jartybook. With Jartybook get ready to share 'p with your friends like never before. Forget status updates, with Jartybook you'll broadcast your gooning sessions live while a virtual Soylita reacts in real time, hyping you up every time you cum.</option>
<option>Wh..what the... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS!! WHERE IS THE DISCORD!? WHERE IS THE BNWO PORN!? THE CP?! THE NIGGER GORE?! THIS ISNT ALLOWED! MODS! BAN HIM! DEMOTE HIM NOW! UNSTICKY THIS! ITS HURTING MY FEE FEES NOOOOO YOU HECKING TRANNY HOW DARE YOU FIND SOMETHING THAT I DONT LIKE FUNNY!</option>
<option>And I should know a thing or two about being funny, because I'm the Cobson wojak</option>
<option>Chicago crime, Chicago crime, my name's Cobson and I'm ready to rhyme!</option>
<option>ALL THAT AGREE WITH ME, GO ON FORTH TO THE SOYJAK. PARTY BOARDS. MOVE ONTO THEM. RAID THEM. WE ARE DOING GOD'S WORK AGAINST THE EVILS OF THE DEMIURGE. POST FURRY ART. GIVE THEM RELIABLE SOURCES. HUMOR THEM AND FEED THEIR INSANE DELUSIONS UNTIL THEY BLOAT AND THEY BURST. MAKE. SOYJAKS. OUT OF THEM! GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE. MAKE, THEM, PAY. MAKE. THEM. SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</option>
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<option>Take your meds</option>
<option>Did Vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?</option>
<option>Nigger</option>
<option>I've pretty much revolved the rest of my life around not being associated with Barney in hopes I don't end up like those who like it. I can't think, I can't live, because everywhere I go, I see that purple dinosaur's visage.</option>
<option>I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife.</option>
<option>/qa/ - /QA/ FUCKING WON</option>
<option>Welcome to /qa/ - Basedjaks. This is a board for the discussion of Basedjaks and ... onions. Outside of basedjaks, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here.</option>
<option>Hey 'eens</option>
<option>Or something</option>
<option>Soyboy woahjack wiki</option>
<option>I AM GOD HERE</option>
<option>wordswordswords</option>
<option>I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES</option>
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