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Sittyfan: The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck". The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

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2026-01-05T04:33:59Z

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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

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* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
**** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
***** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
****** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
******* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
******** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
********* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
********** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*********** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************ The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
**************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
***************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
****************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
******************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
******************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
********************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
********************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*********************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************ The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
**************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
***************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
****************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
******************************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
******************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
********************************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
********************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*********************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************************ The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
**************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
***************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
****************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
******************************************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
******************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
********************************************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
********************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*********************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************************************ The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************************************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
**************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
***************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
****************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
******************************************************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
******************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
********************************************************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
********************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*********************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************************************************ The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************************************************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
************************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*************************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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***************************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
****************************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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******************************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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********************************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
*********************************************************************** The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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************************************************************************* The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com
{{Gem}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Brimstone}}
YouTube is basically a site dedicated to videos. [[TRVTHNVKE|It’s actually an EPI breeding ground whose jannies are all pajeets and rival's 4chan in Brimstone production.]] It was founded in 2005 by some pajeet named Jawed Karim who quit the site 2 days in and sold it to da joooos! Currently it is a liberal hell hole commanded by a Pakistani with no smarts. Saar!.

For a while a woman named Susan Wojicki, a literal Jew, commanded the site and datamined so badly that the entire site quit and multiple ‘ubers quit.

Despite this, it has a pretty gemmy community if you know where to look. Occasionally you may find a Sharty YouTuber like CobsonTALKS or [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. However, it also has a pretty coaly community if you know where to look. Notable coalfaggots include [[EDP445]], T-Series, and countless other EPI gooners. Surprisingly they get allowed while real YouTubers have to make apologies after saying “BAD WuRRs” like Nigger and Kike. This is because YouTube is a [[CIA]] honeypot.

List of notable YouTubers:
*[[Vinluv]].
*[[Chris Chan]]. The whole reason Kiwi Farms exists
*FRED- Faggot who somehow got over 1M subs
*MRBEAST- Pedophile who is somehow still on the site
*CobsonTALKS- Former mayor of /dem/, proud Dollist and gemmy YouTuber.
*9a0c- Channel got banned.
*Soyjak Party Video Archive ([[SPVA]])- Gemmy channel, former /soy/ influencer, and gemmy YouTuber, have you heard this before?.
*CeceFem- EPI gooner
*Tommy Parky- Mentally insane man who created the UTTP, a failtroll group associated with Foodists
*Tommy Tooter- [[Trannie]] who thinks he is a king.
*ANONYMOUS_SAGE!- /soy/ janitor who also edits the shitty's ‘ki.

That’s YouTube nigga.
If you want to watch the URL is YouTube.com

CIA

2026-01-05T04:27:42Z

Sittyfan:

{{Coal}}
{{Brimstone}}
CIA are glowniggers that rape you if you say edgy things online and ignore real threats
{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
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A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
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[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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Calm

2026-01-05T04:26:32Z

Sittyfan:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Calmtext|'''/calm/'''}}}}{{Calm}}{{Gem}}
{{GemShort|title=/calm/}}
'''{{Calmtext|Calm}}''', [[best known for|best known as]] '''/calm/''' is an experimental anger management program for [[soyjaks]] exhibiting extremely violent [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT),<ref>holy reddit</ref> and meditation.[[File:Calmjak.png|thumb|310x310px|A successful graduate of /calm/]]
[[File:Calm222.png|thumb|"Remember to stay calm" -Dr Soyechter]]
[[File:Calmson.png|thumb|[[Cobson]] is calm]]
Many prominent [[Science|soyentists]] have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of [[Soyjak Rights]] to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false<ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref><ref>calm</ref> and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]].<ref>Pants on Fire! on PolitiFact and also debunked by Snopes</ref> Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are [[best known for|best known to]] accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment.
[[File:Redditcalm.png|thumb|/agitated/]]
[[File:Calmgery.png|thumb|Aww look he's smiling :)]]
[[File:Dr soyberg calming the schizo.jpg|thumb|A patient on his last day of his /calm/therapy.treatment]]
[[File:Calm treatment.mp4|thumb|{{Orangetext|''<Don't worry, this is just another procedure of the /calm/ treatment. After receiving a brain computer interface chip (powered by bugbytes and Google), [[you]] will have to listen to /calm/ing music (Jefre Cantu-Lesdema) for a few weeks while you heal. The asoylum WILL not make further comments.''}}]]
Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

The calm soyjaks seem to be based off an app called 'Calm' which bares a color scheme reminiscent to the /calm/ 'jaks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calm_(company)</ref>

== Treatments ==
The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of [[meds]] are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only [[Trannies|41%]] of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

=== Week 1 ===

* Mandatory [[BBC therapy]] for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
* Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey''
* Citalopram
* Escitalopram
* Fluoxetine
* Droperidol
* Haloperidol

=== Week 2 ===

* Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Cosmos: Possible Worlds''
* ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ (CBT)
* Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - ''Fauci'' (2021)
* Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
* Dixyrazine
* Fluphenazine
* Levomepromazine
* Mesoridazine
* Perazine
* Pericyazine
* Perphenazine
* Pipotiazine
* Benperidol
* Bromperidol

=== Week 3 ===

* 50 µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
* Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's ''Dark Universe''
* Make-your-own Funko Pops
* [[Ears|Ear]] surgery
* [[Breakfast For Dinner]]
* Sultopride
* Risperidone
* Carpipramine
* Clocapramine
* Clorotepine
* Clotiapine
* Loxapine
* Mosapramine
* Sulpiride
* Veralipride
* Aripiprazole
* Brexpiprazole
* Olanzapine
* Quetiapine
* Ziprasidone

=== Week 4 ===

* Group meditation session: with [[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] music
* Grammar workshop: importance of using [[though]] at the end of your sentences
* Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
* Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
* The BCI microchip surgery
* Final exam: planetary science and biology
* Butalbital
* Pentobarbital
* Phenobarbital
* Triazolam
* Eszopiclone
* Zaleplon
* Zolpidem
* Zopiclone
* Lemborexan
* Suvorexant
* Brompheniramine
* Captodiame
* Chlorpheniramine
* Cyproheptadine
* Dimenhydrinate
* Diphenhydramine
* Doxylamine
* Hydroxyzine
* Promethazine
* Chloral hydrate
* Chlorobutanol
* Chloroform
* Cyclopropane
* Desflurane
* Enflurane
* Esketamine
* Ethyl chloride
* Etomidate
* Isoflurane
* Halothane
* Physochlaina
* Prostanthera striatiflora
* Valerian
* Afloqualone
* Cloroqualone
* Diproqualone
* Etaqualone
* Mebroqualone
* Mecloqualone
* Methaqualone
* Methylmethaqualone
* Nitromethaqualone
* Baclofen
* Carisoprodol
* Chlorzoxazone
* Clonidine
* Cyclobenzaprine
* Gabapentin
* Meprobamate
* Metaxalone
* Methocarbamol
* Orphenadrine
* Phenibut
* Pregabalin
* Tizanidine
* Alfentanil
* Bromide salts
* Dexmedetomidine
* Dextromethorphan
* Glutethimide
* Thalidomide

== In event of relapse ==
{{angry}}
[[File:4108 - be4c95ce5f4c6220e75f3e9830a302da.png|thumb|337x337px]] In extremely rare circumstances, anger-inducing stimuli may trigger a calm patient to relapse into explosive rage. Should this occur, the first priority is to isolate the patient from other /calm/ [[soyjak]]s immediately, so as to not introduce any negative emotions into their routines and possibly contaminate them. The uncalm patient is then to be sedated with 5 mg of the tranquillizer carfentanil and 1 mg of ketamine, which is to be administered by no fewer than twenty doctors and nurses. During an Uncalm episode, the Pentagon is to issue DEFCON 2.<ref>[[File:CIA Calm Markiplier soyjak.png|81px]]{{Quote|>It is extremely important for the organization to contact the nearest local authorities in fear of such potential situations,It simply just is. as they might develop to threaten our national security.It simply just does, OK chud?}}</ref>

==/warm/==
{{Fill}}
[[File:55310 - SoyBooru.png|alt=<!!warm!!|thumb|{{Orangetext|<{{RedGlow|warm}}}}]]
A variant of /calm/ but with warm colors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231123015510/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5224405 ([https://archive.li/N9qrI archive.today])</ref> There are 7 edits on the booru, and a style known simply as "[[Undertale|His Theme]]" as of writing. It didn't catch on except for like one day on the [[Shemmy]] or something. He also loves autumn.
{{reflist}}
{{variants}}
{{Mental Health}}
[[Category:Mental health]]
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
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'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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{{Infobox Person
|title = Kuz
|image = File:03498i7y523.png
|birth_date = {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}
|birth_place = Bologoye, Omsk, USSR
|occupation = Owner of KolymaNET
|spouses = Masha Kuznetsova
(m. 2006; w. 2009)

Unknown
(m. 2011 d. 2014)

Natalia Kuznetsova
(m. 2021)
|years active = 2005 - 2017
2020 -
|known for = Ownership of the 'party and many other sites
|tripcode = kuz!netsovkMgo
|ias = Varies. See: Yurijak variant
}}

'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (born {{Birthdate|1988|6|30}}), known online as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - temucin.ru</ref>, or as '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a Russian-Cypriot business magnate and the former owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the General Secretary<ref>Note: This is an old soviet term used to refer to the clerical administrator, however, since the days of stalin, it often just refers to the head of a political organization</ref> of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a Russian organization which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs,<ref>kolyma.org</ref> but is primarily known for its vast influence on certain parts of the internet, controlling hundreds of sites, big and small. He also administrated several other sites in the past, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with grotesque or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and large websites have lead him to both success and controversy.

Kuz is regarded as one of the most significant figures in /qa/ and soyjak.party history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz is famous outside of the 'party as well for his long list of popular (and unpopular) websites. Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to the world that he was the new owner of the 'party<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming it.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref>

The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, and unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref>
==Background==
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, Russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the Russian Federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>

Kuz's career on the internet began in 2005, with the release of the extremely popular "9channel", a Russian textboard forum which he claims was the first of its kind in Russia. Since then, kuz has made, renewed, or bought dozens of other websites.

9channel grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in Russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref>

Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in Russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, Russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref>
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz in army uniform.]]
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute in poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> However, some anonymous truthers suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the Russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref>

=== Rumors of death ===

On September 29th, numerous<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187661</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187644</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187607</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187599</ref> threads were created purporting a fictitious<ref>Judging by recent events, it can be concluded kuz has not yet died.</ref> rumor that kuz had died. The rumors were so prolific, that several soyteens became distraught<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1187704#p1187782</ref>, believing it to be true, and many fake screenshots appeared.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/src/156163.png</ref>

{{Quoting|September 29th, 2022, 5:49PM Kratovka Regional Hospital, Omsk, Russia. The man with just 3 hours to live lies asleep in a hospital bed. Kuznetsov was once a strong man, at 6'0, he possessed a moderate, though not muscular build, and commanded a smooth, baritone voice which spurred compliance and attention. Now, at the age of just 34, the diseases which ravage his body barely allow him to utter childlike whispers, his thick country accent making him almost impossible to understand. The black rings around his eyes and his shallow, sunken face accentuate his gaunt appearance, and the aids-induced tremors prevent him from performing even the simplest of day to day tasks. He spends most of his time sleeping, surrounded by his security team and his 22 year old Wife, Nedelya Kuznetsov.

He eventually succumbs to his ailments. At 8:46 PM, with his wife and his secretary by his side, Yuri Kuznetsov, the legendary Russian who forever changed the face of Soyjakking, dies. He is just 34 years old.|- Anonymous Truther, citing his experiences as kuz's personal doctor.}}

=== Name and Citizenship change ===
On October 1st, kuz announced via telegram that he had attempted to change his legal name and applied for Turkish citizenship.<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/11</ref> During the second SOTS livestream, Kuz revealed that the official name change never came to fruition.

=== Religious and political opinions ===

Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote>During his rare live appearances, he has revealed little about his personal political beliefs, preffering to "keep it to himself". Although he says he is not racist, or a nationalist.

==== Conversion to Islam ====
[[File:Kuz new years post.png|thumb|Kuz requests that Allah blesses the sharty]]
In December of 2022 and January of 2023, questions were asked about kuz's apparent conversion to Islam. Starting with a telegram post on December 26th that simply read, "is islam the way?"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/65</ref> followed 5 days later on new years eve by a celebratory post, wherein kuz concluded the message with a request for Allah to bless his users, suffixed with a honoric muslim phrase (Sall’Allahu alayhi wasalam).<ref><nowiki>https://t.me/kuztalk/68</nowiki></ref>

=== Source of wealth===
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called Vidlii, for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in Russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref>

Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"

==Relationship with Soyjak Party==
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz is [[best known for]] being the owner of the site and its most famous user, and during his early days, being at the center of controversy on the site.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref>
=== Contributions===
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]

====Early soyjak-related activity====
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]

====Even tho BBC====
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with >even tho bbc spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref>

====Alternative rating standards====
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system.

====Soy_JS TextJaks====
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref>

===Attempted purchase===
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.

The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.

Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>.

Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.

Luckily, soot realized the error of his ways, and never again made such a foolish mistake.

===Purchase===
Main article: [[The Great Purchase]]

On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens

Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]

====Changes during his Administration====
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are

*Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/
*Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website.
*Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans
*Several cosmetic changes
* A 4chan style blotter
*Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version
*Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship
*Hiring several controversial moderators
*Deleting the stickies on almost every board
*Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages, then later changing /soy/ to 25 pages
*Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password
*Firing sobot (former moderator) whom he had hired in the beginning of his adminship

====State of the Sharty livestream====
Main article: [[Soyjak.party/SOTS Transcript|SOTS Transcript]][[File:Kuzstreamcover.png|thumb|Kuz spoke with an unusual accent and soft tone, some mix between the Southern US and Russian, likely a result of his illegal immigration to America in 2014.]]
On August 24th, at 8PM EST, a mod announced kuz had returned from his trip and would be making a live appearance, the first one since 2019 according to kuz.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220824231841/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/506.html</ref> The thread was met with excitement. At 8PM, kuz, as fortold, arrived on time. A sticky was made on soy which surpassed 1000 replies in about an hour.<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/UBmq2 https://archive.ph/UBmq2]</ref> Kuz answered questions for roughly the same amount of time. Though not much relating to the sharty itself was discussed, the stream provided some key insights into kuz and his plans for the site at the time. Notably, a plan to "step away" from the internet until Christmas. He also discussed a photoshoot at the bequest of some posters in the thread.

The stream, albeit abbreviated, received substantial attention despite being sudden and unplanned, with about 298 concurrent viewers at its peak.

On December 17, Kuz did another livestream, which was entitled "KUZSTREAM 2." This livestream was a bit higher profile due to Kuz's possible acquisition of 4chan, which Kuz said was still in the early phases, if it was to even happen. Kuz also announced that he was finalizing acquiring two other sites, which he did not name. Kuz also addressed some of the recent changes to the 'party, such as jump.kolyma.net links and the new report feature.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpXI0a5eNI</ref>

==== Cyprus ====
On September 1st, 2022, kuz departed for Cyprus until December, giving the site to 3 anonymous moderators during his absence. Though he returned early due to violent political turbulence on the sharty.

===== ''Selam from Lefkosia'' =====
On September 17th, kuz made his first appearance since leaving, making 3 posts in a failGET thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563</ref>

==== Disillusionment ====
[[File:50k-offer.png|thumb|''An offer to purchase Soyjak.party'']]
On September 15th, a user from /suggest/ offered kuz $4,500 for the site. But later, upped his bid to $50,000 after users told him 4.5k was nothing to kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe</ref> While kuz never publicly responded to the offer, the Chud told the users he had correspondence with Kolyma employees, however, nothing ever came of it.<ref>https://archive.ph/v9ufe#4609</ref>

However it seems the offer still made it to kuz's desk, as during a rare email response, kuz told one fan that he was "disappointed" in how the site viewed him and doesnt think its enjoyable to run it. The user posted this email to the boards and the thread quickly ballooned with speculation.
[[File:Kuz-email.png|thumb|Kuz's response to a chuds email]]
In addition to this, kuz's final posts before his 5 month departure were angry complaints at how difficult it was to please soyteens. Kuz also seems to have adopted a cynical view of moderating the site, "no matter what I do, someone will complain", leading to moderation being somewhat incosistent and kuz's growing irritation with the userbase, leading to him handing it off to a Manager and refusing public comments.

As of the writing of this article, kuz has scantly been seen in public. Appearing during a brief Q&A on the turkish website "Kereste".<ref>https://archive.ph/DcSix</ref> and most recently, greeting Chuds in a failget thread.[https://archive.ph/zmFM9#1111563]

==Relationship with other websites==
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities">
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in Russian
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny Russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]]
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on sites like 4chan and kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with

"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"
</ref>, specifically on websites associated with him, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.

==== Heyuri ====
A small imageboard made by [[hhs:Lolico]], which has a tight-knit community and an old-internet feel. Was acquired by Kuz in 2020, but later given to Kaguya in 2022. Kuz's favorite website, according to himself{{CitationNeeded}}. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.

====Devyach (9channel)====
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.

His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.

In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref>

====VidLii ====
In February of 2022, Kuz bought VidLii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref> VidLii was later given{{When}} to Lolwut, although the site is still closely associated with Kolyma.

====Kissu====
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.

The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]

====4chan====
After announcing a possible acquisition of 4chan, discussion of Kuz blew up on more meta portions of the website. Despite this, 4chan users generally dislike Kuz. On the other hand, 'party users deeply support Kuz's potential purchase in the hope that /qa/ will finally be restored and /lgbt/ will be deleted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368163/</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/search/soy/?postno=&subject=&username=&tripcode=&body=buy+4chan&submit=Search</ref>

==Controversies==
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.

===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception.

In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible.

[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.

This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as '''goth'''.

===Datamining===
Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref>

===Controlled Opposition===
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.

===Rychuvak Scandal===
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref>

===Manipulating the dailyjak===
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, they are careful to not portray him negatively, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.

===Tax evasion===
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref>

===Anti-Vaccine statements===
Kuz <s>regularly</s> used to retweet anti-[[vaccine]] <s>disinfo</s> redpills on his twitter account.<ref>https://twitter.com/realKUZNETSOV</ref>

===Cybercrime===
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.

Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref>

===Sony Pictures hack===
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.

=== Assassination of soot ===
[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)
===Allegations of war crimes===
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.

===Eduardo Incident ===
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.
Its speculated by some that Eduardo is actually an IRL friend of kuz that he uses as his body double for IRL photos so doxxing niggers don't sneed him.

==== Language questions ====
During both of kuz's 2 Q&A's, many users have speculated heavily about his english accent, which doesn't sound Russian. Some users suggested that kuz was actually an American citizen, however, the likely truth is that kuz was taught English as a second language growing up or in school, this combined with the fact that kuz has spent a large portion of his adult life in the US, provides a plausible explanation to kuz's perfect english speaking ability.

==Disappearances==
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.
[[File:The kuz quilt.png|thumb|A thread made on August 30th, 2022 - "a quilt for kuz", garnered almost 400 replies in an hour.]]

Kuz has taken several "Extended vacations" from the 'party and the internet since his purchase.
== In popular culture ==
Kuz is relatively famous within Russia and to a lesser degree, in the west. He has appeared on TV and Radio several times, mostly for interviews. According to the [https://temucin.ru/ official kuz website], he was briefly a Radio announcer. Bibanon and the old 9ch wiki also report that kuz appeared on TV several times.
=== Media ===
Kuz has appeared in several video games, flashes, and interactive programs. <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/2hClT https://archive.ph/2hClT]</ref><ref>https://anusflaps.itch.io/bruh21</ref> Many of which are unrelated to the 'party<ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GcuSUpusj3a</ref><ref>https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tupM0Vfq17F</ref>[[File:Kuz tranime 2.png|thumb|While the yurijak is the most common depiction of kuz on the 'party, other sites use other depictions. Pictured: kuz as a tranime character, based off of [[dramatica:W.T. Snacks|W.T. Snacks]]]]
==== relationship to the sidty ====
Ultimately Kuz's mismanagement and quirky moderation gave rise to the sidsonian resistance that created the modem Sidty today
== Links about Kuz==
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Bibliotheca Anonoma's (long) page on Bibanon]
*https://kuz.neocities.org
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html]

=See also=
*[https://temucin.ru Kuz's personal website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]

*[[soot]]
*[[BBC war]]
*[[Kuz impersonator]]
*[[Nigga Kuz]]
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]

=Citations=
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