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Soyjak

2025-04-14T17:42:42Z

Moon Man: copypasted another sharty wiki article award

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'''Soyjaks''', also known as '''Soy'''boy Wo'''jaks''' and '''bald men with glasses''', are humorous depictions of effeminate males called [[Soy boy|soy boys]]. Soyjaks and their use has become its own [[Soyical Arts|subculture]], originally on the now-defunct [[Qa/ (4chan)|Question & Answer board]] of the website [[4chan]], and now on [[Soyjak.party]] and other websites known collectively as the [[Soysphere]], where a [[Soy Community|community]] of individuals known as [[Soyteen|soyteens]] have gathered. Soyjaks are traditionally used to imply that one's opponent is, in fact, a soy boy who looks like these depictions and says whatever is being quoted (usually their own past words). Two soyteens may quote each other back and forth with soyjaks in a competitive event known as a [[Soy Duel|soyduel]].

Although the exact [[Origin of soyjak|origin]] of soyjaks is a contentious topic, with multiple [[Proto-Soyjaks|proto-soyjaks]] being discussed as potential first soyjaks, most agree that the [[Soyak]] image created by the artist known as [[The Swede (artist)|The Swede]] on December 30th, 2017<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861</ref> is the first instance to meet all the known characteristics of a soyjak.

Specific images of soyjaks that are famous enough to have a name are called '''variants'''. A variant is graded as either IAS (Is a Soyjak) or [[NAS]] (Not a Soyjak). In order for a variant to be considered IAS, it must possess certain qualities such as baldness, an open mouth, glasses, forehead wrinkles, and more. Besides that, a variant may be declared a [[gem]] (a good variant) or [[coal]] (a bad variant).

== As an art form ==
Although the concept of 'jakking is frequently dismissed as strawman argumentation by the masses and criticized by [[trannies]], 'jakking and its culture has been acknowledged by some [[Chudjak|spectators]] as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the [[CIA]] would put it) surrealist art, especially in regard to its following, wide variety of images, and their literary contexts produced as a result.

The vast majority of soyjaks are not anti-aliased. This means that they are easy to edit, even with basic software like [[Microsoft Paint]]. As a result, soyjaks can be quickly modified to create personalized attacks on individuals of any [[Jews|race]], [[Islam (Parody)|creed]], [[Nigger|color]], [[ESL|nationality]], or {{Acktext|[[Trannies|gender]]}}. An excess of these soyjaks can be found on the [[SoyBooru]], a website that serves as a repository of them.

Although originally designed to mock a certain kind of stereotypical, left-leaning, media-consuming male, soyjaks have evolved far beyond their original scope and can now be used to represent any being or object, or even [[Self-insert syndrome|oneself]].

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Soyak original.png|The very first Soyjak
File:Etymology.png|The etymology of the word "Soyjak"
</gallery>
{{Reflist}}
{{Variants}}

Sidson (character)

2025-04-14T17:40:08Z

Moon Man:

"Where's Sidson"?-Sidson
<blockquote></blockquote>Though, perhaps you were looking for [[Sidson (Soyjak.party's perspective)]]?

'''''Sidson''''' (erroneously called "''Sidjak''" by some) is a pastiche and parody of "''soyjak''/''sharty''" culture who beyond that is growing to he a formidable societal icon representing ''freedom beauty truth'' and ''love'' itself . Born in the month of May in the year of 2022 '''''Sidson''''' has been on a slow and steady rise into popular culture.

=== Humble origins ===
On one unassuming May 6th in the year if 2022 (the 30th anniversary of the film "the Lawnmower man",the origin of the ''cobson'' soyjak) Artist, entrepreneur,and funnyman '''Vinluv "''VATH''" Anton Handesbukia''' created the first three '''''Sidsons''''' (based on the Russel Crowe sci-fi thriller '''''Virtuosity''',''a film that shares themes and a director with Lawnmower man, effectively it's "little brother") these '''''Sidsons''''' had the filenames of ''Sidson Sidjak 1-3'' and greatly broke the norms of Jakking culture of the time (a trend followed by later variants such as “Meximutt” and “Euromutt”) originally met with positive neutrality,the Saga of Sidson was on a steady but meteoric rise.

=== The Early Days ===

=== Persecution and Exodus ===

=== Rise to Power ===

=== Incoming Victory ===

Sidson (character)

2025-04-14T17:39:46Z

Moon Man:

"Where's Sidson"?-Sidson
<blockquote></blockquote>Though, perhaps you were looking for [[Sidson (Soyjak.party's perspective)]] ?

'''''Sidson''''' (erroneously called "''Sidjak''" by some) is a pastiche and parody of "''soyjak''/''sharty''" culture who beyond that is growing to he a formidable societal icon representing ''freedom beauty truth'' and ''love'' itself . Born in the month of May in the year of 2022 '''''Sidson''''' has been on a slow and steady rise into popular culture.

=== Humble origins ===
On one unassuming May 6th in the year if 2022 (the 30th anniversary of the film "the Lawnmower man",the origin of the ''cobson'' soyjak) Artist, entrepreneur,and funnyman '''Vinluv "''VATH''" Anton Handesbukia''' created the first three '''''Sidsons''''' (based on the Russel Crowe sci-fi thriller '''''Virtuosity''',''a film that shares themes and a director with Lawnmower man, effectively it's "little brother") these '''''Sidsons''''' had the filenames of ''Sidson Sidjak 1-3'' and greatly broke the norms of Jakking culture of the time (a trend followed by later variants such as “Meximutt” and “Euromutt”) originally met with positive neutrality,the Saga of Sidson was on a steady but meteoric rise.

=== The Early Days ===

=== Persecution and Exodus ===

=== Rise to Power ===

=== Incoming Victory ===

Sidson (character)

2025-04-14T17:38:46Z

Moon Man: added link

"Where's Sidson"?-Sidson
<blockquote></blockquote>Though, perhaps you were looking for [[Sidson (Soyjak.party's perspective)]]

'''''Sidson''''' (erroneously called "''Sidjak''" by some) is a pastiche and parody of "''soyjak''/''sharty''" culture who beyond that is growing to he a formidable societal icon representing ''freedom beauty truth'' and ''love'' itself . Born in the month of May in the year of 2022 '''''Sidson''''' has been on a slow and steady rise into popular culture.

=== Humble origins ===
On one unassuming May 6th in the year if 2022 (the 30th anniversary of the film "the Lawnmower man",the origin of the ''cobson'' soyjak) Artist, entrepreneur,and funnyman '''Vinluv "''VATH''" Anton Handesbukia''' created the first three '''''Sidsons''''' (based on the Russel Crowe sci-fi thriller '''''Virtuosity''',''a film that shares themes and a director with Lawnmower man, effectively it's "little brother") these '''''Sidsons''''' had the filenames of ''Sidson Sidjak 1-3'' and greatly broke the norms of Jakking culture of the time (a trend followed by later variants such as “Meximutt” and “Euromutt”) originally met with positive neutrality,the Saga of Sidson was on a steady but meteoric rise.

=== The Early Days ===

=== Persecution and Exodus ===

=== Rise to Power ===

=== Incoming Victory ===

Sidson

2025-04-14T17:36:48Z

Moon Man: Moon Man moved page Sidson to Sidson (Soyjak.party's perspective): I think it's valuable to have the other side

#REDIRECT [[Sidson (Soyjak.party's perspective)]]

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2025-04-14T16:15:29Z

Moon Man: Created page with "This wiki is for documenting all things Sidson and Sidson.city"

This wiki is for documenting all things Sidson and Sidson.city