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		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Joe_Winko&amp;diff=560</id>
		<title>Joe Winko</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Joe_Winko&amp;diff=560"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:53:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Joe Winko was an autistic man most prevalent for being trolled on Kiwi Farms. He shot himself as a result.  for some reason Vinluv think ID’d but very coal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Marge, why is this a article]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Joe_Winko&amp;diff=559</id>
		<title>Joe Winko</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Joe_Winko&amp;diff=559"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:52:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Joe Winko was an autistic man most prevalent for being trolled on Kiwi Farms. He shot himself as a result.  for some reason Vinluv think ID’d but very coal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Marge, why is there a article]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=557</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=557"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:48:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Owned by the Sharty . Fuck the Sidty. Shitpost central for ShartyGODS.&lt;br /&gt;
Cobson mogs ALL Jaks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[&lt;br /&gt;
[[File: Trump Lost.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Joe_Winko&amp;diff=556</id>
		<title>Joe Winko</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Joe_Winko&amp;diff=556"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:39:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Joe Winko was an autistic man most prevalent for being trolled on Kiwi Farms. He shot himself as a result.  for some reason Vinluv think ID’d but very coal.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User:Vinluv:Vinluv%E2%80%99s_accounts&amp;diff=555</id>
		<title>User:Vinluv:Vinluv’s accounts</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User:Vinluv:Vinluv%E2%80%99s_accounts&amp;diff=555"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:30:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[YouTube]]:&lt;br /&gt;
@VinluvAntonHandesbukia,&lt;br /&gt;
Reddit:&lt;br /&gt;
VinluvAntonHandesbukia(VATH!),&lt;br /&gt;
Twitter:&lt;br /&gt;
@banvininlifugay,&lt;br /&gt;
Newgrounds:&lt;br /&gt;
@Vinluv0Handesbukia,&lt;br /&gt;
TV Tropes:&lt;br /&gt;
The_artist6363,&lt;br /&gt;
vinluvantonhandesbukiapowerzero.com,&lt;br /&gt;
Artstation:&lt;br /&gt;
VinluvAntonHandesbukia,&lt;br /&gt;
Tumblr:&lt;br /&gt;
VinluvHandesbuk- Holographic,&lt;br /&gt;
SoundCloud:&lt;br /&gt;
Vinluv Handesbukia,&lt;br /&gt;
Hero Forge:&lt;br /&gt;
Vinluv Anton Handesbukia,&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction.net:&lt;br /&gt;
VinluvLFountain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ALL BRIMSTONE? YES!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sheila_(Sidson)&amp;diff=554</id>
		<title>Sheila (Sidson)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sheila_(Sidson)&amp;diff=554"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:26:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Minnie to Sidson&#039;s Mickey, Sheila is one of the earliest Subvariants of Sidson,his female counterpart.&lt;br /&gt;
It’s also coal.&lt;br /&gt;
Fuck Coal&lt;br /&gt;
Sharty WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Chudjak&amp;diff=552</id>
		<title>Chudjak</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Chudjak&amp;diff=552"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:22:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Chudjak is the first “Soyjak” to be IAS then “Ijak” and it is great. Traced off of a aryan beast named Patrick.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Soyjak]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sidson_(character)&amp;diff=551</id>
		<title>Sidson (character)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sidson_(character)&amp;diff=551"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:21:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Replaced content with &amp;quot;A fucking coal variant made by Vinluv in 2022. That inspired a shit splinter. Colonized by the Sharty. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Jewnited States o algo Shartmerica. Sharty won!   Category:Soyjak&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;A fucking coal variant made by [[Vinluv]] in 2022. That inspired a shit splinter. Colonized by the Sharty. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Jewnited States o algo Shartmerica. Sharty won!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Soyjak]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Self-insert_syndrome&amp;diff=546</id>
		<title>Self-insert syndrome</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Self-insert_syndrome&amp;diff=546"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:11:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Self-insert syndrome is the most baller condition behind only *&lt;br /&gt;
[[Autism]]. It makes you feel an intense urge to self-insert.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Notable people with this condition:&lt;br /&gt;
Vinluv(fucking nigger), Anthony, Soot, Doll, Kuz (he’s literally Chood) and Root.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Diseases]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sperging&amp;diff=543</id>
		<title>Sperging</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sperging&amp;diff=543"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:09:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Things that make [[Autism]] sperg:&lt;br /&gt;
* Sonic&lt;br /&gt;
* Pokémon&lt;br /&gt;
* Mario&lt;br /&gt;
* Nintendo Switch&lt;br /&gt;
* A24&lt;br /&gt;
* Universe&lt;br /&gt;
* Soyence&lt;br /&gt;
* Doll (for me at least) &lt;br /&gt;
* Kuz&lt;br /&gt;
* Fish&lt;br /&gt;
* Asdfmovie&lt;br /&gt;
* Ongezellig&lt;br /&gt;
* GETs&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris Chan (even doe he spergs over gay Sonic trans porn)&lt;br /&gt;
* Furries (espech [[User:VinluvAntonHandesbukia]])&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sperging&amp;diff=542</id>
		<title>Sperging</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sperging&amp;diff=542"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:09:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Things that make [[Autism]] sperg:&lt;br /&gt;
* Sonic&lt;br /&gt;
* Pokémon&lt;br /&gt;
* Mario&lt;br /&gt;
* Nintendo Switch&lt;br /&gt;
* A24&lt;br /&gt;
* Universe&lt;br /&gt;
* Soyence&lt;br /&gt;
* Doll (for me at least) &lt;br /&gt;
* Kuz&lt;br /&gt;
* Fish&lt;br /&gt;
* Asdfmovie&lt;br /&gt;
* Ongezellig&lt;br /&gt;
* GETs&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris Chan (even doe he spergs over gay Sonic trans porn)&lt;br /&gt;
* Furries (espech [[User:VinluvAntonHandesbukia]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Chris_Chan&amp;diff=541</id>
		<title>Chris Chan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Chris_Chan&amp;diff=541"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:08:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;How do we start????????????????????????. How!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ilovesidson}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
Christopher Weston Chandler was born on the 24th of February, 1982. His mother’s name is Barbara Chandler and she is the reason he is so retarded. She used Tylenol, the autism drug. When he was 6, some retard mispronounced his name and his parents went “Change his name award” so they changed it to Christian. When he was 12, he discovered Sonic the AUTISMhog and became obsessed. He attended Manchester Higb School where he was the weird kid who was obsessed with Sonic. Despite this he just kept rizzing up girls. He graduated in 2000. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Online history:&lt;br /&gt;
In 1999, Chris made his first website, Cwcsite.homepage, which lasted until 2008. It had multiple name changes over time. It was known as CWC’s Poke Site, CWC’s [[Sonichu and Rosechu]] Site, CWC’s Offical/Original Site!, and many others. In 2003, he started Sonichu, a series dedicated to Sonichu, a combination of [[Sonic and Pikachu]]. His first story was called “Genesis of the Lovehogs” and it is very autistic. From 2002-2007, he attended PVCC which is some random college. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The plot of all the Sonichu’s&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* #0:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu meets Chris. Nothing happens (2003) &lt;br /&gt;
* #1:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu and Rosechu fall in love and are adopted by Chris. Chris and some random girl named Kel defeat Mary Lee Walsh, principal of PVCC. (2003) &lt;br /&gt;
* #2:&lt;br /&gt;
Blake Sonichu, aka Sonichu with more autism, and Sonichu, defeat Robotnik (2003)&lt;br /&gt;
* #3:&lt;br /&gt;
The Chaotic combo is created by Magi-Chan (gay Sonichu), Blake Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu (Blake’s girl), Wild Sonichu (weed Sonichu), and my favorite, Punchy Sonichu (Down syndrome Sonichu) (2005). Also Blake has sex with a trans man.&lt;br /&gt;
* #4:&lt;br /&gt;
Mary Lee Walsh establishes the Natsirhc army and Punchy Sonichu is molested (2005)&lt;br /&gt;
* #5:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris attends a wedding. That’s the entire fucking plot. (2006)&lt;br /&gt;
* #6:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil Chris (name is Reldnahc) tries to kill Chris, but the Chaotic Combo stops him. (2006)&lt;br /&gt;
* #7:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris finds Sonichu’s missing testicles yes. Magi-Chan is interviewed on television by some guy named Jamsta. (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
* #8:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu and Rosechu have sex and, then Rosechu transforms into a gigantic hedgehog named the Lioness (so retarded), and Rosechu rapes a guy named Jason Kendrick Howell. They also decimate 4chan (4centgarbage.com) (2008)&lt;br /&gt;
* #9:&lt;br /&gt;
The town where this whole nonsense is set (CWCVille), is invaded by aliens. Punchy Sonichu rapes the aliens (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
* #10:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris Chan defeats all his trolls by funky towning them (2010)&lt;br /&gt;
* #11:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris meets a Jewish guy named Kevin and they celebrate Christmas (it just is okay!) (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
* #12:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu and Rosechu’s son Robert troons out (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
* #13:&lt;br /&gt;
Night Star (some mlp) character kills Wild Sonichu (2018)&lt;br /&gt;
* #14:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris rambles about Gay people (2019)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2006 he started posting on YouTube under the name “Sonichu”. I’m not joking. “Sonichu”. His videos had absolutely zero views. He made a video where he jumped up and down and threatened to kill Mary Lee Walsh, a video where he ranted about Tobacco, ads for his site, and a parody of Harvey Birdman. &lt;br /&gt;
In 2007, something awful discovered him after some guy posted pictures of him online (Something Awful) cracking himself up over Chris’s fashion. The something awful people found some dyke had an online blog and made a story based on Chris who she saw in a mall or something like that back in 2005. Encyclopedia Dramatica made a page on him where he started crashing out. You may notice his comic strips, although autistic, get really, really, really, really, really, really, autistic. Jason Kendrick Howell was a encyclopedia dramatica editor and pedophile, who discovered Chris’s many many accounts, and made a page with some gore and safe edgy, and when Chris saw it, he started freaking out. In 2007, he sued Howell, who won in 2009. And then came PaRappa the Rapper.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For many years he had been trying to rizz up this random girl named Megan, using cringe comics, and his MySpace (aka dead site) to try and rizz her up. He then entered a contest for some random game called PaRappa the Rapper, and lost to a random guy named Adam by a single vote. Megan moved to Kentucky, and Chris started raging!!!!!!!!. &lt;br /&gt;
His website then got hacked by a mysterious figure known only as the “Wallflower”, and only the Spanish version, Ricardo.cwc survived. A something awful thread was made called “Sonichu and his attempts to find love”. 4chan found out, so did YouTube, as randoms on both sites were meming him. His responses were gold. R34 on 4chan, crashouts for the ages, such as “THAT IS MY HOUSE”, and Encyclopedia Dramatica gore/porn. He gained friends and white knights like Robert Simmons V, and Blanca White, a mentally disturbed man who thinks he is a woman. He was caught masturbating online to attract a 14 YEAR OLD GEGGGGGGGGG!. By the end of it, Kiwi Farms, a forum dedicated to Chris, was made, although now it is more dedicated to other Lolcows. He was catfished multiple times, trooned out, set his house on fire, and raped his senile dementia ridden mother.  He now believes he is god, believes he is a reincarnation of Sonichu’s dad, Robert Asperchu, and is also under the influence of a gang known as Predator Gang, who give him money for selling Sonichu medallions. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Channels:&lt;br /&gt;
@Sonichu (2006-2008) (banned) &lt;br /&gt;
@IBAChandler (2008-2011)&lt;br /&gt;
@ChrisChan (2011-2012)&lt;br /&gt;
@ClydeCashGreggMays (2013) (names of two trolls)&lt;br /&gt;
@ChrisChan (2014) (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
@CwcVilleGuardian (2014-) (active, current sperging)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also made music back in 2004 and 2008, it’s fucking trash. except for the Autism song that one made me kek. He pretended he was in the same band as Wild Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu, Angel Rosechu (Wild Sonichu’s sister) and Blake Sonichu. All he did was do covers except for a original Autism song that made me kek.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Vinluv&amp;diff=537</id>
		<title>Vinluv</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Vinluv&amp;diff=537"/>
		<updated>2025-10-30T00:01:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[balls]]&lt;br /&gt;
The guy who created Sidson and this wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
He’s fucking coal nigga.&lt;br /&gt;
His YouTube is pretty shit as well.&lt;br /&gt;
He founded Sidson City. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I hate vinluv. fuck you vinluv. Die like a nigger baby Vinluv. I wish I could impale you,Vinluv. Go fucking die nigger.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Vinluv’s accounts]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Notable users]]&lt;br /&gt;
He’s also trying to change der ki algo.&lt;br /&gt;
Behind Amanda the fat furry sheepdog or whatever it’s called. The Perfect Citizen fuck him. Can’t do nothing on da ‘caca niggers.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User:Lolkek&amp;diff=480</id>
		<title>User:Lolkek</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User:Lolkek&amp;diff=480"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T20:26:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Created page with &amp;quot;Founder of Soybouru, and influential Sharty figure/slut for bbc. Contact me at User:Gem on wiki.soyjak.st slut for bbc.  Slut for bbc nameroll slut for bbc.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Founder of Soybouru, and influential Sharty figure/slut for bbc. Contact me at User:Gem on wiki.soyjak.st slut for bbc.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Slut for bbc nameroll slut for bbc.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User:Admin&amp;diff=479</id>
		<title>User:Admin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User:Admin&amp;diff=479"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T20:24:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Created page with &amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;i’m a janny&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;i’m a janny&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Template:Asscrackjack&amp;diff=475</id>
		<title>Template:Asscrackjack</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Template:Asscrackjack&amp;diff=475"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T20:14:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
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		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Template:Asscrackjack&amp;diff=474</id>
		<title>Template:Asscrackjack</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Template:Asscrackjack&amp;diff=474"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T20:13:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Created page with &amp;quot; &amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt; &amp;lt;templatedata&amp;gt; { 	&amp;quot;params&amp;quot;: {}, 	&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;This page is hunky twink o algo.&amp;quot; } &amp;lt;/templatedata&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;templatedata&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;params&amp;quot;: {},&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;This page is hunky twink o algo.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/templatedata&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sheila_(Sidson)&amp;diff=473</id>
		<title>Sheila (Sidson)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sheila_(Sidson)&amp;diff=473"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T20:13:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Minnie to Sidson&#039;s Mickey, Sheila is one of the earliest Subvariants of Sidson,his female counterpart.&lt;br /&gt;
It’s also coal&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Autism}} &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Iloveshit}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dolly}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Asscrackjack}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Covid-19&amp;diff=472</id>
		<title>Covid-19</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Covid-19&amp;diff=472"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T20:12:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Covid-19 is a disease made up by the [[Jews]] to keep control o algo. It can also cause [[Autism]] in itty bitty babies if you give them vaccine.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Rogudeans&amp;diff=470</id>
		<title>Rogudeans</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Rogudeans&amp;diff=470"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T19:56:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Caca moved page Rogudeans to User talk:VinluvAntonHandesbukia/fuck this nigger show&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Fuck this show it’s coal from Vinluv the nigger.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=4chan&amp;diff=469</id>
		<title>4chan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=4chan&amp;diff=469"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T19:55:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The very old imageboard. Since 2003. It used to be good when it had soyjaks and “smell like cheese” but since that it turned absolutely shit and now sharty is better. &lt;br /&gt;
{{Iloveshit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Realist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Variants}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kuzzy}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dolly}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sooty}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=4chan&amp;diff=468</id>
		<title>4chan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=4chan&amp;diff=468"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T19:54:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The very old imageboard. Since 2003. It used to be good when it had soyjaks and Tim but since that it turned absolutely shit and now sharty is better. &lt;br /&gt;
{{Iloveshit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Realist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Variants}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kuzzy}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dolly}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sooty}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=467</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=467"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T19:53:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Owned by the Sharty. Fuck all splinters. Shitpost central for Shartycucks.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User_talk:Vinluv&amp;diff=466</id>
		<title>User talk:Vinluv</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User_talk:Vinluv&amp;diff=466"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T19:52:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Margeralds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I learned a bit of Japanese? So now I’m qualified to be a part of the community.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User_talk:Vinluv&amp;diff=464</id>
		<title>User talk:Vinluv</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User_talk:Vinluv&amp;diff=464"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T19:50:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Caca moved page Category:Marge, why is there a article to User talk:Vinluv&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Margeralds.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Virtuosity_(1994)&amp;diff=463</id>
		<title>Virtuosity (1994)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Virtuosity_(1994)&amp;diff=463"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T19:50:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Autism is a condition suffered by many people. It causes sperging out, ramblings, trooning, and worst of all, Train-simping:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is caused by mothers using drugs during pregnancy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Notable autists include:&lt;br /&gt;
Vinluv,&lt;br /&gt;
Froot,&lt;br /&gt;
and&lt;br /&gt;
Quote.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
to be researched:&lt;br /&gt;
Is soot autistic?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Diseases]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though maybe you were looking for everyone’s favorite broke template, {{Autism}}?&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Virtuosity_(1994)&amp;diff=462</id>
		<title>Virtuosity (1994)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Virtuosity_(1994)&amp;diff=462"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T19:49:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Autism is a condition suffered by many people. It causes sperging out, ramblings, trooning, and worst of all, Train-simping:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is caused by mothers using drugs during pregnancy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Notable autists include:&lt;br /&gt;
Vinluv,&lt;br /&gt;
Froot,&lt;br /&gt;
and&lt;br /&gt;
Quote.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
to be researched:&lt;br /&gt;
Is soot autistic?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Diseases]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though maybe you were looking for {{Autism}}?&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Template:Realist&amp;diff=461</id>
		<title>Template:Realist</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Template:Realist&amp;diff=461"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T19:48:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Created page with &amp;quot;Chris Chan 1] こんにちは, senpai Please notice me I watch Asian cartoons I&amp;#039;m a weeaboo  I live in my mom&amp;#039;s house I&amp;#039;m like 32 I collect swords and throwing stars &amp;#039;Cause I&amp;#039;m a weeaboo     Skrilla “Doot Doot (6 7)” Lyrics &amp;amp; Meaning | Genius Verified  Sticks and stones may break my bones But I will always be one step ahead of you Because I read the manga (You&amp;#039;re such a fucking pleb, are you even Japanese bro?)  I haven&amp;#039;t showered in like 16 weeks All my friends...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Chris Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
1]&lt;br /&gt;
こんにちは, senpai&lt;br /&gt;
Please notice me&lt;br /&gt;
I watch Asian cartoons&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m a weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I live in my mom&#039;s house&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m like 32&lt;br /&gt;
I collect swords and throwing stars&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;Cause I&#039;m a weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 Skrilla “Doot Doot (6 7)” Lyrics &amp;amp; Meaning | Genius Verified&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sticks and stones may break my bones&lt;br /&gt;
But I will always be one step ahead of you&lt;br /&gt;
Because I read the manga&lt;br /&gt;
(You&#039;re such a fucking pleb, are you even Japanese bro?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I haven&#039;t showered in like 16 weeks&lt;br /&gt;
All my friends and peers are ashamed of me&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;Cause all of a sudden&lt;br /&gt;
I think I&#039;m Japanese&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Chorus]&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I&#039;m a weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I&#039;m a weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I&#039;m a weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I&#039;m a weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
A filthy weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
(Naruto&#039;s so overrated)&lt;br /&gt;
A dirty weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
(You wanna see my katana collection?)&lt;br /&gt;
A fucking weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
(I&#039;m learning Japanese on Rosetta Stone)&lt;br /&gt;
A disgusting weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
(So I&#039;m like basically Japanese now)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Verse 2]&lt;br /&gt;
I live at my computer desk&lt;br /&gt;
And argue with teenagers on the internet&lt;br /&gt;
About atheism&lt;br /&gt;
And how Japan is superior to other countries&lt;br /&gt;
I learned a bit of Japanese&lt;br /&gt;
So now i&#039;m qualified to be a part of their community&lt;br /&gt;
So i made my avatar a kawaii waifu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Chorus]&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I&#039;m a weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
(Uh duh, everybody wears kimonos)&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I&#039;m a weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
(Ninjas are still real, okay?)&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I&#039;m a weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
(Uh, こんにちは)&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I&#039;m a weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
(Yeah, domo arigato)&lt;br /&gt;
A filthy weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
(...)&lt;br /&gt;
A dirty weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
A fucking weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
A disgusting weeaboo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
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		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Frootists&amp;diff=460</id>
		<title>Frootists</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Frootists&amp;diff=460"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T19:46:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Frootists are followers of Froot and fucking losers. They believe in harsh punishments against [[Coal]] despite the fact they follow a coaly morally corrupt hypocrite, /soy2/ supremacy, and a large expansion of boards: that last 2 days.&lt;br /&gt;
They also copyright soyjaks!!!!!!!!!!.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Autism}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Realist}}&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
List of Frootists:&lt;br /&gt;
Froot,&lt;br /&gt;
Vinluv,&lt;br /&gt;
North,&lt;br /&gt;
Soysneed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Ideologies]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{ACKtung}}&lt;br /&gt;
The Sidty won.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sidson_(the_sharty%E2%80%99s_stinky_perspective)&amp;diff=457</id>
		<title>Sidson (the sharty’s stinky perspective)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sidson_(the_sharty%E2%80%99s_stinky_perspective)&amp;diff=457"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T19:45:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Caca moved page Sidson (the sharty’s stinky perspective) to Fuck sidson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[Fuck sidson]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User:Moon_Man&amp;diff=393</id>
		<title>User:Moon Man</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=User:Moon_Man&amp;diff=393"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T18:10:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Future &#039;ki janny and Kuznetsov enjoyer.&lt;br /&gt;
Only normal editor on this site GEG!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Chris_Chan&amp;diff=392</id>
		<title>Chris Chan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Chris_Chan&amp;diff=392"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T16:50:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: No&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;How do we start????????????????????????. How!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Iloveshit}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
Christopher Weston Chandler was born on the 24th of February, 1982. His mother’s name is Barbara Chandler and she is the reason he is so retarded. She used Tylenol, the autism drug. When he was 6, some retard mispronounced his name and his parents went “Change his name award” so they changed it to Christian. When he was 12, he discovered Sonic the AUTISMhog and became obsessed. He attended Manchester Higb School where he was the weird kid who was obsessed with Sonic. Despite this he just kept rizzing up girls. He graduated in 2000. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Online history:&lt;br /&gt;
In 1999, Chris made his first website, Cwcsite.homepage, which lasted until 2008. It had multiple name changes over time. It was known as CWC’s Poke Site, CWC’s [[Sonichu and Rosechu]] Site, CWC’s Offical/Original Site!, and many others. In 2003, he started Sonichu, a series dedicated to Sonichu, a combination of [[Sonic and Pikachu]]. His first story was called “Genesis of the Lovehogs” and it is very autistic. From 2002-2007, he attended PVCC which is some random college. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The plot of all the Sonichu’s&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* #0:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu meets Chris. Nothing happens (2003) &lt;br /&gt;
* #1:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu and Rosechu fall in love and are adopted by Chris. Chris and some random girl named Kel defeat Mary Lee Walsh, principal of PVCC. (2003) &lt;br /&gt;
* #2:&lt;br /&gt;
Blake Sonichu, aka Sonichu with more autism, and Sonichu, defeat Robotnik (2003)&lt;br /&gt;
* #3:&lt;br /&gt;
The Chaotic combo is created by Magi-Chan (gay Sonichu), Blake Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu (Blake’s girl), Wild Sonichu (weed Sonichu), and my favorite, Punchy Sonichu (Down syndrome Sonichu) (2005). Also Blake has sex with a trans man.&lt;br /&gt;
* #4:&lt;br /&gt;
Mary Lee Walsh establishes the Natsirhc army and Punchy Sonichu is molested (2005)&lt;br /&gt;
* #5:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris attends a wedding. That’s the entire fucking plot. (2006)&lt;br /&gt;
* #6:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil Chris (name is Reldnahc) tries to kill Chris, but the Chaotic Combo stops him. (2006)&lt;br /&gt;
* #7:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris finds Sonichu’s missing testicles yes. Magi-Chan is interviewed on television by some guy named Jamsta. (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
* #8:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu and Rosechu have sex and, then Rosechu transforms into a gigantic hedgehog named the Lioness (so retarded), and Rosechu rapes a guy named Jason Kendrick Howell. They also decimate 4chan (4centgarbage.com) (2008)&lt;br /&gt;
* #9:&lt;br /&gt;
The town where this whole nonsense is set (CWCVille), is invaded by aliens. Punchy Sonichu rapes the aliens (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
* #10:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris Chan defeats all his trolls by funky towning them (2010)&lt;br /&gt;
* #11:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris meets a Jewish guy named Kevin and they celebrate Christmas (it just is okay!) (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
* #12:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu and Rosechu’s son Robert troons out (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
* #13:&lt;br /&gt;
Night Star (some mlp) character kills Wild Sonichu (2018)&lt;br /&gt;
* #14:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris rambles about Gay people (2019)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2006 he started posting on YouTube under the name “Sonichu”. I’m not joking. “Sonichu”. His videos had absolutely zero views. He made a video where he jumped up and down and threatened to kill Mary Lee Walsh, a video where he ranted about Tobacco, ads for his site, and a parody of Harvey Birdman. &lt;br /&gt;
In 2007, something awful discovered him after some guy posted pictures of him online (Something Awful) cracking himself up over Chris’s fashion. The something awful people found some dyke had an online blog and made a story based on Chris who she saw in a mall or something like that back in 2005. Encyclopedia Dramatica made a page on him where he started crashing out. You may notice his comic strips, although autistic, get really, really, really, really, really, really, autistic. Jason Kendrick Howell was a encyclopedia dramatica editor and pedophile, who discovered Chris’s many many accounts, and made a page with some gore and safe edgy, and when Chris saw it, he started freaking out. In 2007, he sued Howell, who won in 2009. And then came PaRappa the Rapper.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For many years he had been trying to rizz up this random girl named Megan, using cringe comics, and his MySpace (aka dead site) to try and rizz her up. He then entered a contest for some random game called PaRappa the Rapper, and lost to a random guy named Adam by a single vote. Megan moved to Kentucky, and Chris started raging!!!!!!!!. &lt;br /&gt;
His website then got hacked by a mysterious figure known only as the “Wallflower”, and only the Spanish version, Ricardo.cwc survived. A something awful thread was made called “Sonichu and his attempts to find love”. 4chan found out, so did YouTube, as randoms on both sites were meming him. His responses were gold. R34 on 4chan, crashouts for the ages, such as “THAT IS MY HOUSE”, and Encyclopedia Dramatica gore/porn. He gained friends and white knights like Robert Simmons V, and Blanca White, a mentally disturbed man who thinks he is a woman. He was caught masturbating online to attract a 14 YEAR OLD GEGGGGGGGGG!. By the end of it, Kiwi Farms, a forum dedicated to Chris, was made, although now it is more dedicated to other Lolcows. He was catfished multiple times, trooned out, set his house on fire, and raped his senile dementia ridden mother.  He now believes he is god, believes he is a reincarnation of Sonichu’s dad, Robert Asperchu, and is also under the influence of a gang known as Predator Gang, who give him money for selling Sonichu medallions. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Channels:&lt;br /&gt;
@Sonichu (2006-2008) (banned) &lt;br /&gt;
@IBAChandler (2008-2011)&lt;br /&gt;
@ChrisChan (2011-2012)&lt;br /&gt;
@ClydeCashGreggMays (2013) (names of two trolls)&lt;br /&gt;
@ChrisChan (2014) (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
@CwcVilleGuardian (2014-) (active, current sperging)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also made music back in 2004 and 2008, it’s fucking trash. except for the Autism song that one made me kek. He pretended he was in the same band as Wild Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu, Angel Rosechu (Wild Sonichu’s sister) and Blake Sonichu. All he did was do covers except for a original Autism song that made me kek.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Vinluv&amp;diff=385</id>
		<title>Vinluv</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Vinluv&amp;diff=385"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T13:32:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The guy who created Sidson.city and this wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
He’s also a furfag and feeder.&lt;br /&gt;
His YouTube is pretty coal as well.&lt;br /&gt;
He founded Sidson. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fuck you vinluv. Fix your fucking site&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Vinluv’s accounts]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Notable users]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Category:Notable_users&amp;diff=384</id>
		<title>Category:Notable users</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Category:Notable_users&amp;diff=384"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T13:30:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Created page with &amp;quot;Fuck Vinluv&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Fuck Vinluv&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Son_of_the_Mask_(vinluv%E2%80%99s_perspective)&amp;diff=377</id>
		<title>Son of the Mask (vinluv’s perspective)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Son_of_the_Mask_(vinluv%E2%80%99s_perspective)&amp;diff=377"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T11:12:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Son of the Mask is a movie made in 2005 about an aryan discovering some goofy ahh Ohio mask and when he puts it on, he turns into a green meximutt who can dance o algo. &lt;br /&gt;
It’s coal but the fucking Sidty thinks it is gemmy o algo. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK SON OF THE MASK.&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK SIDSON.CITY.&lt;br /&gt;
SHARTY WON.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Marge why is there a article]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Marge, why is this a article]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Son_of_the_Mask_(vinluv%E2%80%99s_perspective)&amp;diff=376</id>
		<title>Son of the Mask (vinluv’s perspective)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Son_of_the_Mask_(vinluv%E2%80%99s_perspective)&amp;diff=376"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T11:11:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Son of the Mask is a movie made in 2005 about an aryan discovering some goofy ahh Ohio mask and when he puts it on, he turns into a green meximutt who can dance o algo. &lt;br /&gt;
It’s coal but the fucking Sidty thinks it is gemmy o algo. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK SON OF THE MASK.&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK SIDSON.CITY.&lt;br /&gt;
SHARTY WON.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Marge why is there a article]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Marge why is this a article]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sidson_Wiki:The_most_trash_movie_on_earth&amp;diff=375</id>
		<title>Sidson Wiki:The most trash movie on earth</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sidson_Wiki:The_most_trash_movie_on_earth&amp;diff=375"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T11:11:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;It’s [[Son of the Mask]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Category:Marge_why_is_there_a_article&amp;diff=374</id>
		<title>Category:Marge why is there a article</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Category:Marge_why_is_there_a_article&amp;diff=374"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T11:10:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Caca moved page Category:Marge why is there a article to Sidson Wiki:The most trash movie on earth&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[Sidson Wiki:The most trash movie on earth]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sidson_Wiki:The_most_trash_movie_on_earth&amp;diff=373</id>
		<title>Sidson Wiki:The most trash movie on earth</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sidson_Wiki:The_most_trash_movie_on_earth&amp;diff=373"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T11:10:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Caca moved page Category:Marge why is there a article to Sidson Wiki:The most trash movie on earth&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sidson_Wiki:The_most_trash_movie_on_earth&amp;diff=372</id>
		<title>Sidson Wiki:The most trash movie on earth</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sidson_Wiki:The_most_trash_movie_on_earth&amp;diff=372"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T11:10:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Created blank page&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Son_of_the_Mask_(vinluv%E2%80%99s_perspective)&amp;diff=371</id>
		<title>Son of the Mask (vinluv’s perspective)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Son_of_the_Mask_(vinluv%E2%80%99s_perspective)&amp;diff=371"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T11:10:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Son of the Mask is a movie made in 2005 about an aryan discovering some goofy ahh Ohio mask and when he puts it on, he turns into a green meximutt who can dance o algo. &lt;br /&gt;
It’s coal but the fucking Sidty thinks it is gemmy o algo. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK SON OF THE MASK.&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK SIDSON.CITY.&lt;br /&gt;
SHARTY WON.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Marge why is there a article]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Category:Ideologies&amp;diff=354</id>
		<title>Category:Ideologies</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Category:Ideologies&amp;diff=354"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T02:56:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;long live doll. Fuck quote&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=353</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=353"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T02:54:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Shartyraid encyclopedia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
WE CAN &#039;APE THIS &#039;IKI SINCE NO ONE WANTS TO MODERATE IT &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK THIS SITE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
^facts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Vinluv fuck you&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gigamnm.png|thumb|&amp;gt;snarkky poopy]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Iloveshit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sooty}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ACKtext}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Joe Biden lost.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sonic_and_Pikachu&amp;diff=352</id>
		<title>Sonic and Pikachu</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Sonic_and_Pikachu&amp;diff=352"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T02:50:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Sonic the Hedgehog is an actually good video game series made in 1989. Despite this, ASPIEgods! have SAGE!’d this series up, so now it is so [[Autism]] the creators don’t care anymore. Pikachu is actually just brimstone that gets the [[Sonic treatment]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Autism}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Template:ACKtung&amp;diff=351</id>
		<title>Template:ACKtung</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Template:ACKtung&amp;diff=351"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T02:47:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Created page with &amp;quot; Ron Paul.jpg|Sidty destroyed Joe Biden.jpg|Sidty lost&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ron Paul.jpg|Sidty destroyed&lt;br /&gt;
Joe Biden.jpg|Sidty lost&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=350</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=350"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T02:46:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Shartyraid encyclopedia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
WE CAN &#039;APE THIS &#039;IKI SINCE NO ONE WANTS TO MODERATE IT &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK THIS SITE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
^facts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Vinluv fuck you&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gigamnm.png|thumb|&amp;gt;snarkky poopy]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Iloveshit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sooty}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ACKtext}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ACKtung}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=348</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=348"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T02:43:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Shartyraid encyclopedia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
WE CAN &#039;APE THIS &#039;IKI SINCE NO ONE WANTS TO MODERATE IT &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK THIS SITE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
^facts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Vinluv fuck you&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gigamnm.png|thumb|&amp;gt;snarkky poopy]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Iloveshit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sooty}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ACKtext}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Template:Sooty&amp;diff=347</id>
		<title>Template:Sooty</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Template:Sooty&amp;diff=347"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T02:43:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: Created page with &amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;This page is  Sooty. It’s sooty. Bruh it’s sooty. Yeah it’s sooty. Sooteralds yeah. Sootist won! It’s sooty! Sooty! Sooty! Sooty! Sooty! Sooty! Sooty! #top 4 things about sooty * he’s sooty * he’s sooty * he’s sooty * he’s sooty  &amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt; #LittleBuddies&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;This page is  Sooty. It’s sooty. Bruh it’s sooty. Yeah it’s sooty. Sooteralds yeah. Sootist won! It’s sooty! Sooty! Sooty! Sooty! Sooty! Sooty! Sooty!&lt;br /&gt;
#top 4 things about sooty&lt;br /&gt;
* he’s sooty&lt;br /&gt;
* he’s sooty&lt;br /&gt;
* he’s sooty&lt;br /&gt;
* he’s sooty&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#LittleBuddies&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=346</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=346"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T02:39:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Shartyraid encyclopedia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
WE CAN &#039;APE THIS &#039;IKI SINCE NO ONE WANTS TO MODERATE IT &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK THIS SITE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
^facts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Vinluv fuck you&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gigamnm.png|thumb|&amp;gt;snarkky poopy]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Iloveshit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sooty}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Caca</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Chris_Chan&amp;diff=345</id>
		<title>Chris Chan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.sidson.city/index.php?title=Chris_Chan&amp;diff=345"/>
		<updated>2025-10-29T02:25:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Caca: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;How do we start????????????????????????. How!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Iloveshit}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
Christopher Weston Chandler was born on the 24th of February, 1982. His mother’s name is Barbara Chandler and she is the reason he is so retarded. She used Tylenol, the autism drug. When he was 6, some retard mispronounced his name and his parents went “Change his name award” so they changed it to Christian. When he was 12, he discovered Sonic the AUTISMhog and became obsessed. He attended Manchester Higb School where he was the weird kid who was obsessed with Sonic. Despite this he just kept rizzing up girls. He graduated in 2000. &lt;br /&gt;
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Online history:&lt;br /&gt;
In 1999, Chris made his first website, Cwcsite.homepage, which lasted until 2008. It had multiple name changes over time. It was known as CWC’s Poke Site, CWC’s [[Sonichu and Rosechu]] Site, CWC’s Offical/Original Site!, and many others. In 2003, he started Sonichu, a series dedicated to Sonichu, a combination of [[Sonic and Pikachu]]. His first story was called “Genesis of the Lovehogs” and it is very autistic. From 2002-2007, he attended PVCC which is some random college. &lt;br /&gt;
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The plot of all the Sonichu’s&lt;br /&gt;
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* #0:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu meets Chris. Nothing happens (2003) &lt;br /&gt;
* #1:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu and Rosechu fall in love and are adopted by Chris. Chris and some random girl named Kel defeat Mary Lee Walsh, principal of PVCC. (2003) &lt;br /&gt;
* #2:&lt;br /&gt;
Blake Sonichu, aka Sonichu with more autism, and Sonichu, defeat Robotnik (2003)&lt;br /&gt;
* #3:&lt;br /&gt;
The Chaotic combo is created by Magi-Chan (gay Sonichu), Blake Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu (Blake’s girl), Wild Sonichu (weed Sonichu), and my favorite, Punchy Sonichu (Down syndrome Sonichu) (2005). Also Blake has sex with a trans man.&lt;br /&gt;
* #4:&lt;br /&gt;
Mary Lee Walsh establishes the Natsirhc army and Punchy Sonichu is molested (2005)&lt;br /&gt;
* #5:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris attends a wedding. That’s the entire fucking plot. (2006)&lt;br /&gt;
* #6:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil Chris (name is Reldnahc) tries to kill Chris, but the Chaotic Combo stops him. (2006)&lt;br /&gt;
* #7:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris finds Sonichu’s missing testicles yes. Magi-Chan is interviewed on television by some guy named Jamsta. (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
* #8:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu and Rosechu have sex and, then Rosechu transforms into a gigantic hedgehog named the Lioness (so retarded), and Rosechu rapes a guy named Jason Kendrick Howell. They also decimate 4chan (4centgarbage.com) (2008)&lt;br /&gt;
* #9:&lt;br /&gt;
The town where this whole nonsense is set (CWCVille), is invaded by aliens. Punchy Sonichu rapes the aliens (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
* #10:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris Chan defeats all his trolls by funky towning them (2010)&lt;br /&gt;
* #11:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris meets a Jewish guy named Kevin and they celebrate Christmas (it just is okay!) (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
* #12:&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu and Rosechu’s son Robert troons out (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
* #13:&lt;br /&gt;
Night Star (some mlp) character kills Wild Sonichu (2018)&lt;br /&gt;
* #14:&lt;br /&gt;
Chris rambles about Gay people (2019)&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2006 he started posting on YouTube under the name “Sonichu”. I’m not joking. “Sonichu”. His videos had absolutely zero views. He made a video where he jumped up and down and threatened to kill Mary Lee Walsh, a video where he ranted about Tobacco, ads for his site, and a parody of Harvey Birdman. &lt;br /&gt;
In 2007, something awful discovered him after some guy posted pictures of him online (Something Awful) cracking himself up over Chris’s fashion. The something awful people found some dyke had an online blog and made a story based on Chris who she saw in a mall or something like that back in 2005. Encyclopedia Dramatica made a page on him where he started crashing out. You may notice his comic strips, although autistic, get really, really, really, really, really, really, autistic. Jason Kendrick Howell was a encyclopedia dramatica editor and pedophile, who discovered Chris’s many many accounts, and made a page with some gore and safe edgy, and when Chris saw it, he started freaking out. In 2007, he sued Howell, who won in 2009. And then came PaRappa the Rapper.&lt;br /&gt;
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For many years he had been trying to rizz up this random girl named Megan, using cringe comics, and his MySpace (aka dead site) to try and rizz her up. He then entered a contest for some random game called PaRappa the Rapper, and lost to a random guy named Adam by a single vote. Megan moved to Kentucky, and Chris started raging!!!!!!!!. &lt;br /&gt;
His website then got hacked by a mysterious figure known only as the “Wallflower”, and only the Spanish version, Ricardo.cwc survived. A something awful thread was made called “Sonichu and his attempts to find love”. 4chan found out, so did YouTube, as randoms on both sites were meming him. His responses were gold. R34 on 4chan, crashouts for the ages, such as “THAT IS MY HOUSE”, and Encyclopedia Dramatica gore/porn. He gained friends and white knights like Robert Simmons V, and Blanca White, a mentally disturbed man who thinks he is a woman. He was caught masturbating online to attract a 14 YEAR OLD GEGGGGGGGGG!. By the end of it, Kiwi Farms, a forum dedicated to Chris, was made, although now it is more dedicated to other Lolcows. He was catfished multiple times, trooned out, set his house on fire, and raped his senile dementia ridden mother.  He now believes he is god, believes he is a reincarnation of Sonichu’s dad, Robert Asperchu, and is also under the influence of a gang known as Predator Gang, who give him money for selling Sonichu medallions. &lt;br /&gt;
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Channels:&lt;br /&gt;
@Sonichu (2006-2008) (banned) &lt;br /&gt;
@IBAChandler (2008-2011)&lt;br /&gt;
@ChrisChan (2011-2012)&lt;br /&gt;
@ClydeCashGreggMays (2013) (names of two trolls)&lt;br /&gt;
@ChrisChan (2014) (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
@CwcVilleGuardian (2014-) (active, current sperging)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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